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Definitions
Wiktionary
- n. An eating utensil shaped like a spoon, the bowl of which is divided into tines like those of a fork, and so has the function of both implements; some sporks have a serrated edge so they can also function as a knife.
Examples
“The spork is the hermaphrodite of the kitchen utensil universe.”
“A spork is a perfect metaphor for human existance.”
“He brought a spork to school, and in case you don't know, a spork is a highly evolved utensil, half spoon, half fork, all action, especially for Cub Scouts who camp.”
“Axually MJ widda cween, a runcible sppon is the real name for wut stoopies now call a spork becawse they too stoppy to know data spork is awreddy called a runcible spoon.”
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“Though not necessarily celebrated for its chicness, the spork was a stroke of functional genius.”
“Why coin spork when runcible spoon, from runcible, itself coined by Edward Lear, already exists?”
“Yep, Rudy doesn't even rate "spork" on the Chicago-way response scale.”
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“I wonder if they realize that "spork" is a term for Spock/Kirk slash. pornolar very nice”
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“On the more pointless side of things, I think I shall break something (preferrably something that's not mine) if I hear one more person inserting the word "spork" into conversations and thinking themselves just terribly, terribly random and clever and original.”
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Phonestheme: SP-, the Pointy Object
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richard.cadillac Spork. Used in jails as a spoon and a fork. Usually it's plastic so it can't harm anyone. Apr 21, 2012
reesetee Sure, the stab potential is reduced for the food. But what about us poor souls who can't get the damn spork to work? Oct 10, 2007
uselessness The stab potential is greatly reduced. Not good. Oct 10, 2007
skipvia A classic example of the whole being far less than the sum of its parts. Have you ever tried to use one of these things? Oct 10, 2007
uselessness If the fork goes to the left of the plate, and the spoon goes to the right, just toss the spork in the middle of all the food. The perfect compromise! May 8, 2007
sonofgroucho Probably preferable to foon. Apr 1, 2007
born2badored for the lazy man on the go Dec 6, 2006