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  • 'He shoot Coca Cola'

    May 22, 2009

  • 'He got funny finger'

    May 22, 2009

  • 'He got toe jam football'

    May 20, 2009

  • 'He wear no shoe shine'

    May 19, 2009

  • Uhhh, I believe this is actually Earl's partner/companion.

    May 19, 2009

  • Dc, must be time for the wicker rocker/german accent story!

    May 19, 2009

  • *horks*

    July 11, 2008

  • Yarb has feets of clay.

    June 14, 2008

  • Your pedicure looks a thousand years overdue, yarb.

    June 14, 2008

  • Dontcry is going to do a little online shopping (I need tank tops), go onto the porch for a little wicker rocker (remind me to tell you a funny wicker rocker/german accent story) therapy, then rent a movie from On Demand.

    When I check back in, I hope I see toejam a little higher in the rankings. That's all I'm saying.

    Ciao, aloha, and cheerio!

    June 14, 2008

  • Well now. I'll have to agree with you yarb. No toejam there. Toetoast, maybe. But no toejam.

    Pay up bilby.

    June 14, 2008

  • Sexy feet, yarby.

    June 14, 2008

  • Okay - try this one.

    June 14, 2008

  • In the meanwhile, I had to change the link because of some copyright problems, I guess, so I don't know how long this video will last (did you ever try to embed Simpsons' videos? Forget about it).

    June 14, 2008

  • Oh. Sorry about that... gremlins... etc... tech people working on it...

    June 14, 2008

  • I AM wakey, wakey! I went there and just got "Things moved around" -- or some such, with a quote from Oscar Levant...or Oscar de la renta...or Oscar the grouch: what-ev -- no feet!

    Still and all, I didn't get my listing from bilby *wah*

    June 14, 2008

  • Wakey wakey, dontcry. See link in my previous post.

    June 14, 2008

  • Pro -- I started watching the video, then had to stop when the girls were taking turns cover their various privates as I suddenly had a houseful of 12 year-old boys.... I just went back to finish and it's gone but I think I got the picture, so to speak!

    No, I did not know that song... and yuck!

    June 14, 2008

  • yarb, you claim to be not ashamed of your feet -- yet you do not show them after making a deal. There's a word for that...

    bilby is waiting and he promised me a listing *tapping toejamed toe*

    *tap, tap, tap*

    June 14, 2008

  • It's a deal, bilby.

    My feet.

    nb love that video.

    June 13, 2008

  • Do you know this song, dontcry? Go to 1:29!

    June 13, 2008

  • I'll list toejam iff yarb sends me a picture of his feet.

    June 13, 2008

  • Today Only! List toejam ab-so-lute-ly free!! Don't wait -- this offer won't last forever! Hurry, hurry, hurry! Be the first on your block to list toejam ab-so-lute-ly free!

    June 13, 2008

  • You know, if you're a REAL John Lennon fan, you'll favorite toejam. If you don't, well then I guess you just aren't....

    June 12, 2008

  • It's true, I'm not ashamed of my feet.

    June 10, 2008

  • Wow. Even *I* should not have clicked on this page.

    Yarb, apparently you have miraculous feet that never sweat or get dirty. Do you wash them every two hours?

    June 10, 2008

  • It's a mania. :-)

    June 9, 2008

  • That's it, reesetee. I should have known you'd already have it on a list somewhere.

    June 9, 2008

  • Skipvia: Sure, sure, I love it. *barf*

    Might you be searching for the word gound?

    June 9, 2008

  • Thank you, dontcry! Inside jokes aren't any fun unless someone else gets them. :-)

    June 9, 2008

  • We call themn eye boogers!

    Pter -- no shoeshine...*snort*

    June 8, 2008

  • I've always called that stuff sleep gunk, and I know several other people who do too.

    June 8, 2008

  • Maybe it was once, but the OED quotes Salinger using it in the Fifties.

    According to Wikipedia rheum is a less colloquial term for it, but the definitions dictionary.com is giving me suggest it's a less precise term than the Wiki entry implies: 'a watery discharge from the mucous membranes (especially from the eyes or nose)'.

    June 8, 2008

  • Interesting, VO. We always called it "sleep" when I was growing up, but I assumed we were using a madeupical euphemism of sorts.

    June 8, 2008

  • Sleep, since you ask: dictionary.com has the American Heritage Dictionary giving it as its def. 3, 'a crust of dried tears or mucus normally forming around the inner rim of the eye during sleep'.

    June 8, 2008

  • C'mon, reesetee. You know you love it. :-) Anyway, here's a list.

    What's that stuff that cements your eyelids together after a long sleep called?

    June 8, 2008

  • I'm happy to say I do not produce toejam; in fact, I struggle to see how anyone with a basic sanitary regime could.

    I still think toejam is a cool word.

    June 8, 2008

  • I should not have clicked on this page.

    June 8, 2008

  • You know, we have the makings of a very good list here--something having to do with, ummm, interesting bodily accretions. We already have toejam, fromunda cheese, earwax, pus, and smegma. Jolly!

    If ever there were a word that sounded exactly like what it is, it has to be smegma.

    June 8, 2008

  • Apparently, if you wear no shoeshine, you are at risk of developing toejam football.

    That's gotta hurt!

    June 7, 2008

  • Kind of reminds me of fromunda cheese...

    June 7, 2008

  • Do not put it on toast.

    June 7, 2008

  • I can. Toejam is that stuff that collects between your toes (sock fuzz, dirt, dead skin, etc.). It's kind of like belly button fuzz -- but stinkier, 'cause it's your feet.

    June 7, 2008

  • Can someone please explain to me exactly what this is? It sounds pretty cool to me, but I have a feeling it's something unsavoury.

    June 7, 2008