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“Otherwise another name for humans coexisting with dinosaurs would be toejam.”
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“Am bedder naow, but, will probly wait until tomorrow to upload gnu pics, has a gud won uv toejam getting suckies frum hims “mommy” teh floofy cheezpeepsmap blankee. is teh kyoot!”
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“You know she doesn't even pick off her own toejam in that crap.”
“BTW, dobby, toejam an oddity was moas worried wen got home, discovered only 1 can uf gushifood left…wow, hubby was really sick!”
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“DiaryLand contact random entry other diaries: poetryclub toejam is-life swingchick04 sahera mango-babe greenstar7 spittingame mojo1915 ladolcevita3 committed27 papotheclown cindylou03 balletstud callmecain”
“Maybe it's a molten cake, so when you slice it, it oozes....toejam.”
“DiaryLand contact random entry other diaries: cindylou03 papotheclown committed27 ladolcevita3 mojo1915 spittingame greenstar7 mango-babe swingchick04 sahera is-life toejam balletstud poetryclub”
“DiaryLand contact random entry other diaries: cindylou03 papotheclown committed27 ladolcevita3 mojo1915 spittingame greenstar7 mango-babe swingchick04 sahera is-life toejam balletstud poetryclub callmecain”
“To sir toejam, steviepinhead, and Scott: God loves you.”
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“Think of all the wonderful toejam that will collect on this mouse.”
Lists
These user-created lists contain the word ‘toejam’.
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• Little pains in my butt
Annoying, little, things. In a single word.
psoriasis, interjections, sultriness, spam, mice, mosquitoes, dust, mould, ipod, pimple, blister, sliver and 93 more...
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Any words List Its open!!
Im savin it for later
awesepoto
cooliest
sup
a-w-e-s-o-m-e
cool beans dude
hit me man
Rock on
Get a life dude
book timeweird, mongolian, 7457, saitin, toejam, aver, misanthrope, blandishment, cadge, fuschia, fuchsia, discotheque and 367 more...
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waldo's list
under the sink, in the hall closet, hoboken, at sea, in prison, nyinyikay, smokin' a reefer, in the bog, gone to phillydel..., bagot, wuppertal, out of range and 123 more...
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Side effects may include...
Before you take that medication, you'd better read the warning label.
nausea, sweating, dizziness, dry mouth, drowsiness, vomiting, walking like an E..., spontaneous decap..., amnesia, anosmia, weltschmertz, flatulence and 68 more...
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Creepy Accretions
Substances that accumulate on the human body, whether we want them to or not.
smegma, toejam, earwax, dingleberries, fromunda cheese, cerumen, sleep, rheum, mucopurulent disc..., navel wool, dandruff, sweat and 9 more...
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Condiments found on body parts
Yep, that's what it says. Now featuring other food stuffs.
toejam, jelly belly, oily hair, head cheese, butter fingers, lard ass, elbow grease, saucy eyes, oily smile, toe cheese, chee toes, cauliflower ear and 3 more...
gangerh 'He shoot Coca Cola' May 22, 2009
gangerh 'He got funny finger' May 21, 2009
gangerh 'He got toe jam football' May 20, 2009
gangerh 'He wear no shoe shine' May 19, 2009
iarwain Uhhh, I believe this is actually Earl's partner/companion. May 19, 2009
bilby Dc, must be time for the wicker rocker/german accent story! May 19, 2009
chained_bear *horks* Jul 10, 2008
asativum Yarb has feets of clay. Jun 14, 2008
bilby Your pedicure looks a thousand years overdue, yarb. Jun 14, 2008
dontcry Dontcry is going to do a little online shopping (I need tank tops), go onto the porch for a little wicker rocker (remind me to tell you a funny wicker rocker/german accent story) therapy, then rent a movie from On Demand.
When I check back in, I hope I see toejam a little higher in the rankings. That's all I'm saying.
Ciao, aloha, and cheerio! Jun 14, 2008
dontcry Well now. I'll have to agree with you yarb. No toejam there. Toetoast, maybe. But no toejam.
Pay up bilby. Jun 14, 2008
Prolagus Sexy feet, yarby. Jun 14, 2008
yarb Okay - try this one. Jun 14, 2008
Prolagus In the meanwhile, I had to change the link because of some copyright problems, I guess, so I don't know how long this video will last (did you ever try to embed Simpsons' videos? Forget about it). Jun 14, 2008
yarb Oh. Sorry about that... gremlins... etc... tech people working on it... Jun 14, 2008
dontcry I AM wakey, wakey! I went there and just got "Things moved around" -- or some such, with a quote from Oscar Levant...or Oscar de la renta...or Oscar the grouch: what-ev -- no feet!
Still and all, I didn't get my listing from bilby *wah* Jun 14, 2008
yarb Wakey wakey, dontcry. See link in my previous post. Jun 14, 2008
dontcry Pro -- I started watching the video, then had to stop when the girls were taking turns cover their various privates as I suddenly had a houseful of 12 year-old boys.... I just went back to finish and it's gone but I think I got the picture, so to speak!
No, I did not know that song... and yuck! Jun 14, 2008
dontcry yarb, you claim to be not ashamed of your feet -- yet you do not show them after making a deal. There's a word for that...
bilby is waiting and he promised me a listing *tapping toejamed toe*
*tap, tap, tap* Jun 14, 2008
yarb It's a deal, bilby.
My feet.
nb love that video. Jun 13, 2008
Prolagus Do you know this song, dontcry? Go to 1:29! Jun 13, 2008
bilby I'll list toejam iff yarb sends me a picture of his feet. Jun 13, 2008
dontcry Today Only! List toejam ab-so-lute-ly free!! Don't wait -- this offer won't last forever! Hurry, hurry, hurry! Be the first on your block to list toejam ab-so-lute-ly free! Jun 13, 2008
dontcry You know, if you're a REAL John Lennon fan, you'll favorite toejam. If you don't, well then I guess you just aren't.... Jun 11, 2008
yarb It's true, I'm not ashamed of my feet. Jun 10, 2008
chained_bear Wow. Even *I* should not have clicked on this page.
Yarb, apparently you have miraculous feet that never sweat or get dirty. Do you wash them every two hours? Jun 10, 2008
reesetee It's a mania. :-) Jun 9, 2008
skipvia That's it, reesetee. I should have known you'd already have it on a list somewhere. Jun 9, 2008
reesetee Skipvia: Sure, sure, I love it. *barf*
Might you be searching for the word gound? Jun 9, 2008
pterodactyl Thank you, dontcry! Inside jokes aren't any fun unless someone else gets them. :-) Jun 9, 2008
dontcry We call themn eye boogers!
Pter -- no shoeshine...*snort* Jun 8, 2008
pterodactyl I've always called that stuff sleep gunk, and I know several other people who do too. Jun 8, 2008
vanishedone Maybe it was once, but the OED quotes Salinger using it in the Fifties.
According to Wikipedia rheum is a less colloquial term for it, but the definitions dictionary.com is giving me suggest it's a less precise term than the Wiki entry implies: 'a watery discharge from the mucous membranes (especially from the eyes or nose)'. Jun 8, 2008
skipvia Interesting, VO. We always called it "sleep" when I was growing up, but I assumed we were using a madeupical euphemism of sorts. Jun 8, 2008
vanishedone Sleep, since you ask: dictionary.com has the American Heritage Dictionary giving it as its def. 3, 'a crust of dried tears or mucus normally forming around the inner rim of the eye during sleep'. Jun 7, 2008
skipvia C'mon, reesetee. You know you love it. :-) Anyway, here's a list.
What's that stuff that cements your eyelids together after a long sleep called? Jun 7, 2008
yarb I'm happy to say I do not produce toejam; in fact, I struggle to see how anyone with a basic sanitary regime could.
I still think toejam is a cool word. Jun 7, 2008
reesetee I should not have clicked on this page. Jun 7, 2008
skipvia You know, we have the makings of a very good list here--something having to do with, ummm, interesting bodily accretions. We already have toejam, fromunda cheese, earwax, pus, and smegma. Jolly!
If ever there were a word that sounded exactly like what it is, it has to be smegma. Jun 7, 2008
pterodactyl Apparently, if you wear no shoeshine, you are at risk of developing toejam football.
That's gotta hurt! Jun 7, 2008
skipvia Kind of reminds me of fromunda cheese... Jun 7, 2008
dontcry Do not put it on toast. Jun 7, 2008
dontcry I can. Toejam is that stuff that collects between your toes (sock fuzz, dirt, dead skin, etc.). It's kind of like belly button fuzz -- but stinkier, 'cause it's your feet. Jun 7, 2008
yarb Can someone please explain to me exactly what this is? It sounds pretty cool to me, but I have a feeling it's something unsavoury. Jun 7, 2008