Dontcry is going to do a little online shopping (I need tank tops), go onto the porch for a little wicker rocker (remind me to tell you a funny wicker rocker/german accent story) therapy, then rent a movie from On Demand.
When I check back in, I hope I see toejam a little higher in the rankings. That's all I'm saying.
Pro -- I started watching the video, then had to stop when the girls were taking turns cover their various privates as I suddenly had a houseful of 12 year-old boys.... I just went back to finish and it's gone but I think I got the picture, so to speak!
Maybe it was once, but the OED quotes Salinger using it in the Fifties.
According to Wikipediarheum is a less colloquial term for it, but the definitions dictionary.com is giving me suggest it's a less precise term than the Wiki entry implies: 'a watery discharge from the mucous membranes (especially from the eyes or nose)'.