A list of 237 words by sionnach.
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- drunk gets nine months in violin case appears on just this list
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- juvenile court to try shooting defendant appears on just this list
- safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted appears on just this list
- stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan appears on just this list
- deaf mute gets new hearing in killing appears on just this list
- dr. ruth to talk about sex with newspaper editors appears on just this list
- organ festival ends in smashing climax appears on just this list
- chef throws his heart into helping feed needy appears on just this list
- infertility unlikely to be passed on appears on just this list
- n.j. jails for women in need of a facelift appears on just this list
- blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years appears on just this list
- queen mary having bottom scraped appears on 1 other list
- jesse jackson arrested at rally for striking workers appears on just this list
- l.a. voters approve urban renewal by landslide appears on just this list
- march planned for next august appears on just this list
- carter plans swell deficit appears on just this list
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- beating witness provides names appears on just this list
- complaints about nba referees growing ugly appears on just this list
- henshaw offers rare opportunity to goose hunters appears on just this list
- patient at death's door—doctors pull him through appears on just this list
- war dims hope for peace appears on just this list
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- survivor of siamese twins joins parents appears on just this list
- stolen painting found by tree appears on just this list
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- something went wrong in jet crash, expert says appears on just this list
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- plane too close to ground, crash probe told appears on just this list
- man struck by lightning faces battery charge appears on 1 other list
- mcdonald’s fries the holy grail for potato farmers appears on just this list
- british push bottles up german rear appears on just this list
- asian bird flu found in turkey appears on just this list
- toronto law to protect squirrels hit by mayor appears on just this list
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- police found heroine on gloucester driver appears on just this list
- man eating piranha mistakenly sold as pet fish appears on 1 other list
- police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers appears on just this list
- british union finds dwarfs in short supply appears on just this list
- many antiques seen at d.a.r. meeting appears on just this list
- idaho group organizes to help service widows appears on just this list
- nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy appears on just this list
- court escapee still on the lamb appears on just this list
- police find man dead to death in motel appears on just this list
- search for woman in fertilized egg suit goes nationwide appears on just this list
- urologist censured by his peers appears on just this list
- ovens on feet beckon germans to bratwurst appears on just this list
- seals detect fish with whiskers appears on just this list
- satellite tracks cows from outer space appears on just this list
- big busts indicate drug war working appears on just this list
- mother of all deadbeat dads gets 6 months in prison appears on just this list
- severed head offers few answers appears on just this list
- 4-h girls win prizes for fat calves appears on just this list
- case of stolen whiskey expected to go to jury appears on just this list
- lingerie shipment hijacked - thief gives police the slip appears on just this list
- fireproof clothing factory burns to ground appears on just this list
- laser surgery available for prostrate appears on just this list
- grandmother of eight shoots hole in one appears on just this list
- flaming toilet seat causes evacuation at high school appears on just this list
- new vaccine may contain rabbis appears on just this list
- sex candles plague politicians appears on just this list
- women compromise 26 percent of town's workers appears on just this list
- 20-year friendship ends at altar appears on just this list
- police discover crack in australia appears on just this list
- some pieces of rock hudson sold at auction appears on just this list
- women's movement called more broad-based appears on just this list
- farmer bill dies in house appears on just this list
- Husband held in severed hand case appears on just this list
- Robotic hamster maker defends popular toy as safe appears on just this list
- Rat cooking lands TV show in hot water appears on just this list
- 1978 Christmas Stamps Depict Madonna, Child on Hobby Horse appears on just this list
- Aging Expert Joins University Faculty appears on just this list
- Antique Stripper to Display Wares at Store appears on just this list
- Chester Morrill, 92, Was Fed Secretary appears on just this list
- Child teaching expert to speak appears on just this list
- Chou remains cremated appears on just this list
- Greeks fine hookers appears on just this list
- Lie Detector Tests Unreliable, Unconstitutional Hearing Told appears on just this list
- Louisiana Governor Defends His Wife, Gift From Korean appears on just this list
- Police Can't Stop Gambling appears on just this list
- Teenage prostitution problem is mounting appears on just this list
- Teller stuns man with stolen check appears on just this list
- Time for Football and Meatball Stew appears on just this list
- Tuna Biting Off Washington Coast appears on just this list
- Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over appears on just this list
- Infant sealed in concrete by a Brooklyn couple charged with enslaving hooker mom was beaten to death appears on just this list
- Stadium Air Conditioning Fails--Fans Protest appears on just this list
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- Giant Waves Down Queen Mary’s Funnel appears on just this list
- MacArthur Flies Back to Front appears on just this list
- Kerry fills war chest with broad range of donors appears on just this list
- Sudanese goat wife pops her hooves appears on just this list
- Carly Fiorina unleashes 'demon sheep' appears on just this list
- genetic engineering splits scientists appears on just this list
- dow higher; helped by drugs appears on just this list
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- russian forces bear down in chechnya appears on just this list
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- judge blocks discharge of gay seaman appears on 1 other list
- volunteers to search for old civil war planes appears on 1 other list
- Homosexual eases into 100m final at Olympic trials appears on just this list
- lung cancer in women mushrooms appears on just this list
- two soviet ships collide, one dies appears on just this list
- lansing residents can drop off trees appears on just this list
- Napolitano tours flooded RI, deemed disaster area appears on just this list
- Defendant's speech ends in long sentence appears on just this list
- Clinton visits hurt soldiers appears on just this list
- Plea for cut in price of free milk appears on just this list
- Carolina Inn loses license for racism appears on just this list
- Dentist receives plaque appears on just this list
- Voter fears alert politicians appears on just this list
- FBI agent in subway shoots man with knife appears on just this list
- Missouri gas chamber is unsafe appears on just this list
- Legislator wants tougher death penalty appears on just this list
- Blind woman forced to clean up by police after her guide dog accepts settlement appears on just this list
- Mondale's offensive looks hard to beat appears on just this list
- Tick-borne illness known to affect dogs found in humans appears on just this list
- Sex candles plague politicians appears on just this list
- Are young Americans be getting stupider? appears on just this list
- Jail may have to close doors appears on just this list
- Researchers call murder a threat to public safety appears on just this list
- Study : those without insurance die more often appears on just this list
- Man trying to get kite electrocuted appears on just this list
- Press tours ravaged city appears on just this list
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- Judge to rule on nude beach appears on just this list
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- Pianist to present concert of scared music on Friday appears on just this list
- Stiff prices at auction of erotic art appears on just this list
- Vineland couple to take on missionary position appears on just this list
- Reagan to have tissue removed from nose appears on just this list
- High school honors students arrested for hate crimes appears on just this list
- Socks lower in Tokyo appears on just this list
- Men burst in home, steal cash appears on just this list
- doctor testifies in horse suit appears on just this list
- dismemberment killer convicted: thank god jury could put pieces together appears on just this list
- beauty queen unveils bust at dedication ceremony appears on just this list
- 'Iron Man 2' puts petal to the medal with $52.4M appears on just this list
- Man Kept Arms Under Bed After Relative's Death appears on just this list
- Bimbo recalls Soft White Bread sold in California, Idaho, Oregon and Washington appears on just this list
- Over 68,000 pounds of food collected for local panties appears on just this list
- NY man seeking help for stray dog arrested for DWI appears on just this list
- Air NZ gets into bed with Virgin appears on just this list
- Truck carrying 17 million bees crashes in Minnesota; 1 dead appears on just this list
- Whale poo could help oceans absorb CO2-scientists appears on just this list
- Lady Jacks off to hot start in conference appears on just this list
- Are 'Babies' the new penguins? appears on just this list
- Large Hardon Collider Breaks Energy Records appears on just this list
- 'Pubic' Enemy Megan Barnes Caused Keys Crash by Shaving Bikini Line While Driving appears on just this list
- Asia-Americans working hard to shatter workaholic stereotype appears on just this list
- South Korean sausage sales surge as people use them for I-phone styluses appears on just this list
- Toddler survives lethal snake bite appears on just this list
- Mile-long trail of manatee poop forces beach closure appears on just this list
- Maggots force plane back to gate in Atlanta appears on just this list
- Girl Scout beaver traps upset activists appears on just this list
- Dead coyote found in Bronx launches search for its mate appears on just this list
- Freshmen women outstrip men at I.U. appears on just this list
- Astronauts practice landing on laptops appears on just this list
- Mental Health Prevention Office Opens appears on just this list
- Eligible pet owners can get free neutering appears on just this list
- Police chase getaway cat for 40 miles appears on just this list
- Chip shop owner battered customer appears on just this list
- Commissioners stand by Prince Street median appears on just this list
- Robot helps stroke patients in Portland appears on just this list
- Irish priest makes history by marrying own son appears on just this list
- BP shares slide as crisis continues appears on just this list
- Munching Swedish beaver causes blackout appears on just this list
- Brainless slime mould makes decisions like humans appears on just this list
- Samoan clerics finger homosexuals over global warming appears on just this list
- Troops grill Rumsfeld over Iraq appears on just this list
- Germany presses Iran over uranium appears on just this list
- Vomiting bug closes three wards appears on just this list
- Corrupt officers jailed for leaks appears on just this list
- Baby doctor cleared of misconduct appears on just this list
- Italy bank chief grilled in Rome appears on just this list
- Paltrow gives birth to baby Apple appears on just this list
- Iran removes UN's nuclear seals appears on just this list
- U.S. offensive in Euphrates region appears on just this list
- Taliban have Chinese arms appears on just this list
- FDA approves painful bowel drug appears on just this list
- Bundy beats date with chair appears on just this list
- Corkman drowns in boating accident appears on just this list
- Girl Famous for Having Hiccups Charged with Murder appears on just this list
- Mine Strike Ballet To Go Ahead appears on just this list
- New Shocks on Electricity Bills appears on just this list
- Nixon Appoints FIB Director appears on just this list
- Tony Danza barks at priest during eulogy appears on just this list
- Kentucky Man Forced To Eat His Own Beard In Fight Over Lawnmower appears on just this list
- Useless Gobshites appears on just this list
- Woman fights off bear with courgette appears on just this list
- Ban on sandals, sand castles and hugs by Italy's mayors appears on just this list
- Restaurant boss loses his appetite for bankers appears on just this list
- Tattooing pony branded illegal appears on just this list
- Avoid scourge of midges with iPhone app appears on just this list
- One stone skunk being helped to overcome bacon butty addiction appears on just this list
- Amber Heard comes out as a lesbian, gushes over girlfriend appears on just this list
- Cross-eyed opossum finds fame appears on just this list
- Meatball sandwich horseplay leads to two deaths, family betrayal, two trials appears on just this list
- Fishy Deaths : Anchovy Carcasses Blanket Los Angeles Harbor appears on just this list
- Woman in sumo wrestler suit assaulted her ex-girlfriend in gay pub after she waved at man dressed as Snickers bar appears on just this list
- Man with dead weasel accused of assault appears on just this list
- Head of patron saint of genital diseases to be auctioned in Meath appears on just this list
- Owner of Killer Bear Chokes to Death on Sex Toy appears on just this list
- Tattoo Gang Who Misspelled 'RAPEST' on Man's Head Jailed appears on just this list
- Woman Dies of Allergic Reaction After Sex With Dog appears on just this list
- CIA reportedly sought to destroy domestic flies appears on just this list
- LBJ giving bull to mexican people appears on just this list
- Mrs Gandhi stoned at rally in India appears on just this list
- Saigon, Thieu look venerable to attack appears on just this list
- Scientists to have Ford's ear appears on just this list
- Former man dies in California appears on just this list
- Mauling by bear leaves woman grateful for life appears on just this list
- CIA funded $3 million for bazaar research appears on just this list
- Antibusing rider killed by senate appears on just this list
- Findings aired on vilent youts appears on just this list
- Carcinogens cause cancer says book appears on just this list
- Dog Strangled by Phone Cord Saves His Own Life by Dialing Emergency Number appears on just this list
- Osborne forced into climbdown over pasty tax appears on just this list
- Talk about junk food: Artist cooks his own penis and testicles for guests appears on just this list
- Two golfers in one threesome ace same hole appears on just this list
sionnach How did "jelly shoes" get on this list, eh? May 25, 2012
ruzuzu Sacks of Human Waste Reveal Secrets of Ancient Rome. Jun 30, 2011
Prolagus The NYP is specialized in those titles. Jun 8, 2011
bilby Intentional puns rather than crash blossoms but predictably the Weiner scandal has the sub-editors all of a-snigger. 'Dems letting Weiner shrivel' in the NY Post yesterday. Jun 8, 2011
ruzuzu Notes: Doc praised for beating old friend. (link) Feb 20, 2011
ruzuzu Scientists plan mission to probe Uranus. Jan 10, 2011
Prolagus Not sure about this one either (it could easily be intentional):
Tired Gay succumbs to Dix in 200 meters Dec 11, 2010
ruzuzu Not sure about this one: Italy PM replaces penis on statue, angers experts.
Nov 20, 2010
qroqqa Real one, cos I saw it last night on a placard; possible a London local paper: Mental health cuts fears. Oct 7, 2010
frogapplause dog eats man's big toe, saves his life
here Aug 5, 2010
hernesheir ...but in reality the Australian continent lacks any real Tits -- from the Wikipedia discussion of bird genus Acanthiza. Jul 24, 2010
reesetee Oh dear. Jul 23, 2010
qroqqa Girl Scout beaver traps upset activists Jul 23, 2010
reesetee R, my favorite part of that article? "And as they're telling us to stay calm and seated, I see a maggot looking back at me and I'm thinking, 'These are anaerobic, flesh-eating larvae that the flight attendants don't have to sit with.'"
A maggot looking back at her? Jul 8, 2010
ruzuzu Maggots force plane back to gate in Atlanta. As seen here. Jul 3, 2010
frogapplause Mile-long trail of manatee poop forces beach closure
Link here. Jun 17, 2010
frogapplause Excellent! Hilarious list. Jun 15, 2010
ruzuzu Bimbo recalls Soft White Bread sold in California, Idaho, Oregon and Washington
Jun 13, 2010
Prolagus A few more are featured on kewpid's Humorous headlines. Oct 21, 2009
pterodactyl Yes! I want more! Oct 19, 2009
john What an auspicious beginning. Fantastic. Oct 19, 2009