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chained_bear Wow. That kind of gets at my point in a really clear way. *thinks about enrolling in a school for making propaganda posters* May 28, 2008

Prolagus c_b, you may like this one.

(Disclaimer: by clicking on this link you are accepting to read atheist satirical material). May 28, 2008

reesetee Yes, I'd imagine something would have to be pretty darn flinchworthy before that would happen. May 28, 2008

chained_bear Palooka, when it comes to genitals, it's very important never to flinch. You could mess something up pretty badly, particularly when you're talking about somebody else's. May 28, 2008

bilby Bears don't flinch, it messes their fur up for the rest of the day. May 28, 2008

palooka Thanks c_b. I admire your willingness to take a stand and defend it without flinching. May 27, 2008

chained_bear I reiterate my glad feelings that I'm not married to gangerh, and that my own soul mate doesn't think my genitals are his property. *nyah*

P.S. palooka, you really are a scream. :) May 27, 2008

pterodactyl Palooka -- is it warm where you live? Just a guess. May 27, 2008

palooka Unlike male genitals which resist being stored. May 27, 2008

reesetee Female genitals more or less store themselves, I'd say. May 27, 2008

gangerh The difference, bilby, betweens agynary and a gynary, pray tell. May 27, 2008

gangerh That comment will go against the grained_bear. May 27, 2008

gangerh I store my female genitals at home. May 27, 2008

bilby This words seems a place where you store female genitals, probably because it looks and sounds a bit like granary. May 27, 2008

palooka Buffoonish is very becoming to me gangerh. I even have buffoonish eyes. Buffoonery is something I was endowed with, a gift from birth. May 27, 2008

gangerh But, palooka, is buffoonish becoming to you lately? May 27, 2008

palooka Interesting analyses dontcry. I think I'm becoming to buffoonish lately. May 27, 2008

whichbe In my therapy work, I've found having a poker-face and asking really naive questions can prove invaluable. May 26, 2008

dontcry I see, r_t. I'll keep that in mind ;-)

I often mock-full after boring dinner parties so I can get home and eat something that's actually palatable, made by a person who has a clue as to how to feed people (that would be me!).

I mock-clueless a lot, too. You can learn quite a bit about people that way, I've discovered (and it's kinda fun!). May 26, 2008

reesetee Not to worry, dontcry. I'm only mock-squeamish. Actually, genitals are a fascinating topic. :-D May 26, 2008

shevek Fortunately men aren't the only ones missing genitalia. Women are anorchous. May 25, 2008

dontcry Which -- you have the greatest fecundity I ever have experienced. It wears me out! May 24, 2008

whichbe Are you suggesting that I've a great fecundity? May 24, 2008

dontcry Oh, yes, I'm smarmy and sarcastic -- but always in the name of good fun. Don't cry... May 24, 2008

dontcry Here's my take on the feelings about agynary, for what it's worth:
c_b, you are hysterical (no pun intended) and accurate.
gangerh, you are passionate.
reesetee, you are easy-going and a little squeamish (and I love it).
palooka, you are a peace-maker (and your name makes me think of bubble gum)
whichbe, you are prolific (in general)
pro, you are missed... May 24, 2008

gangerh Or even indignity. May 24, 2008

palooka Not authorized? I thought I was authorized to speak for all the males on Wordie, Prolagus. I'm sort of like a Wordie Advocate General for Male Affairs. Let's beat our chests (not our breasts) & declare our male sense of dignity. May 24, 2008

Prolagus Palooka, the fact that I'm not visiting Wordie doesn't authorize you to say we lack breasts. (See press here for a random word.) May 24, 2008

palooka Let's see, we lack female genitals, we lack breasts. No wonder men start so many wars! We have such an emptiness, such a sense of lack inside. May 23, 2008

gangerh Slight correction, chained_bear. They don't partly belong to someone else, even privately partly. They wholly belong to to both of us. When you belong to each other, you don't exclude certain parts. And do two genital rights make a genital wrong? May 23, 2008

chained_bear And all because gangerh is agynary and covets someone else's genitals. Get your own, man!! May 23, 2008

reesetee Really. This is one scary-ass page. May 23, 2008

chained_bear Well, this bear is glad she's married to someone else then. I think it would be mighty weird to have to say my genitals belong partly to someone else. They're mine, dammit. If I want to grant access, that's one thing, but they don't belong to anyone but me.
*standing up for genital rights* May 23, 2008

gangerh Slight correction, chained_bear. They belong to both of us. And access is not always guaranteed!
And thanks for the comment - you did not disappoint.:-)
And not sure about the suit idea. Wouldn't work for me, anyway, all mine are single-breasted. May 23, 2008

gangerh My car is agynary. Except when I'm carrying female passengers. May 23, 2008

dontcry "Agynary People" -- coming soon to a theater near you! May 23, 2008

reesetee Nah. It's still funny. :-) May 23, 2008

chained_bear Palooka: Yes, I know. The idea was that the word's definition implies an incompleteness. Since men do not have female genitals, I was implying that they are incomplete. It's really much less funny when I have to explain it. May 23, 2008

mollusque Oroboros, that gives a whole new meaning to orogeny! May 23, 2008

apepch7 You mean we all have to share? May 23, 2008

oroboros Remember, at a certain early point in the womb, everybody's got the same genitals. You know: origenitals. May 23, 2008

whichbe Sometimes it's "okay" to be be scared, Resetee! Heh, this topic is kind of like emasculation for women... May 23, 2008

reesetee This page is beginning to scare me. May 23, 2008

palooka Your first comment doesn't quite make sense c_b. The definition is "lacking female genitals". Men don't have female genitals. Hopefully we wont have to link to photos to illustrate the difference. May 23, 2008

chained_bear She will probably be most interested to find out that her genitals actually belong to you. When you say you've got some at home, do you mean you have access to some at home? Or do you mean, you know, you have ... some kind of ... suit at home, that you can put on...? May 23, 2008

gangerh Nice try, dontcry, but it means I have my bride at home. May 23, 2008

dontcry Does that make you transagynary? May 22, 2008

gangerh I haven't got any on me, but I've got some at home. May 22, 2008

dontcry good one! May 22, 2008

reesetee Heehee. May 22, 2008

chained_bear This is true of many, many men that I know. I'm going to accuse them of being agynary from now on. *rubbing hands in glee* May 22, 2008

whichbe Lacking female genitals. (from Phrontistery) May 22, 2008