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yarb Sounds like a cool kind of footwear. Like winklepicker. Jan 19, 2012

ruzuzu Also see stepped on a little frog. May 4, 2011

milosrdenstvi *fleas* May 15, 2010

ruzuzu Et toi! May 14, 2010

reesetee *tunes up accordion* May 14, 2010

ruzuzu That's great, a - I assume it's your turn to be the svengali. You might be able to get reesetee to play accordian. May 14, 2010

ruzuzu Today my co-workers were talking about how they were looking forward to having bug guys spray insecticide outside their houses to exterminate anything that might try to wander inside. One co-worker turned to me and said, "Oh, you'd probably try to save the bugs I'm trying to kill." This caused another co-worker to admit that my influence had caused him to stop and think before he squishes bugs. He said, "I'm turning over a new leaf." Then he said, "Of course, if there's a bug under that leaf, I'll still probably end up squishing it." May 13, 2010

ruzuzu See narwhal. Dec 12, 2009

PossibleUnderscore Ha! I thought that too for a moment but then I was struck to the bone by the disturbing thought of unicorns and fairies eating skittles. *crunch crunch*

ew. Nov 30, 2009

bilby I'm beginning to get the impression that Skittles are not the same as skittles. At first I thought sionnach was just being whimsical about a youth spent hanging around bowling alleys. Nov 30, 2009

PossibleUnderscore I hope magical Skittles aren't poisonous. I may have 'accidentally' eaten a whole bucketful of them this morning. It's hard to say.
Nov 30, 2009

sionnach Well, I think the reason is fairly clear. Fairies and unicorns live on a year-round diet of magical Skittles. The jury is still out on leprechauns - there have been reports of some contamination in the magical Skittles supply. These reports must be given some credence - how else to explain such behavior as appearing in movies with Jennifer Aniston? Nov 30, 2009

Jubjub "Though we now know you actively stomped a fairy and its insides were rainbow. ;-)"

Oh my! But I kinda figured as much. Them and unicorns. Nov 30, 2009

ruzuzu There's cherry, orange, lemon, mint, blueberry, grape, cinnamon, and black licorice. Nov 29, 2009

PossibleUnderscore Heehee.
Did they smell nice?
The only scented marker I've smelt is permanent.
Nov 29, 2009

ruzuzu But it is true that one of my coworkers once accused me of "going for the rainbow-colored mustache" when she caught me sniffing scented markers at my desk. Nov 29, 2009

PossibleUnderscore Whoops. Sorry, I confused you with myself.
hehheh. Nov 29, 2009

ruzuzu Not true! I even have a special container that I use to capture fairies stuck indoors so that I can escort them safely outside. Nov 29, 2009

PossibleUnderscore Though we now know you actively stomped a fairy and its insides were rainbow. ;-)
Nov 29, 2009

ruzuzu I don't actively stomp them. I'm just saying I might have seen some squishy insides at some point in the past... and those insides might have been yellowish. Nov 29, 2009