Did you maybe mean celestial?
Etymologies
- Blend of celebrity and lesbian. (Wiktionary)
Examples
“TOURE ': A celesbian is a celebrity who's a lesbian.”
“Alleged "celesbian" Lindsay Lohan has been sacked from an ongoing role on favourite gay TV show”
E evolution - Australia’s online source for gay and lesbian news and information
“Your job at After Ellen has given you national attention and made you a bit of a celesbian!”
The Huffington Post: Five Questions With...Trish Bendix, Chicago Writer, Editor, Celesbian
“I'm waiting for the audience to start clapping and a celesbian to come out from around the corner.”
“That being said, celesbian couples are a little behind and need to catch up in the uniname game.”
“A public, celesbian breakup is just like any other breakup: But the untrue rumors, backstabbing and s-- t talking is all public knowledge.”
“The Secret Diaries of Miss Anne Lister" to detail the life of an original celesbian The Weekly Geek: My operating system could beat up your operating system”
“Just recently, one of the band's twinsies, Jess, was involved in a celesbian fling and a nude photo scandal.”
Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton
“Is it that serious, or is the press just really into naming the next hot celesbian couple so they aren't doomed to use”
“These celebrities who indulge in a bit of lip-stick lesbianism purely to get male attention are referred to as female fauxmosexuals or celesbian.”
Lists
These user-created lists contain the word ‘celesbian’.
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Myriadmiration
Neologisms ala Wordnik.com. Directly below are links to some other New Word lists... pease suggest yours to add!
Ne(word)er by whichbe
fake words by sionnach
frivolous uni...obstacular, frenemy, delayering, playgue, abjective, contradictionary, sarchasm, goggly, ecolect, disimagine, alligavate, sniboluous and 330 more...
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Tickles my humerus
I find these to be inherently funny.
cow tipping, bumblebee, homoscedasticity, seattle, wagga wagga, booby, pants, guacamole, poodle, fanny pack, nincompoop, svenborgia and 161 more...
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words I have an irrational and burnin...
celesbian, crouch, perez hilton, slop, lotus boob, anal fissure, eat out, crotch, sewage, backwash, vomit, pus and 100 more...
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Pop Culture Vocab for Advanced ESL
bromance, frenemy, celesbian, mompreneurs, staycation, netiquette, guesstimate
Tweets
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reesetee Whichbe, I agree--it's the spectacle (as you put it) that I despise. Oct 9, 2008
chained_bear HA HA! Whichbe, that's a fantastic last sentence there...
Yarb, I agree; both words are nifty. Oct 9, 2008
whichbe Ahah, my gnurr is usually the rubbish of a slapdash 3-year-old. Oct 9, 2008
yarb Hey! Gnurr is a good thing! Oct 9, 2008
whichbe As a punslinger myself, I agree that those two words are funny, and this article is accurate in the way it focuses on the fad-exploitation of marketing/celebrities... however, I find it missing a lot of depth on an issue that ought to have it. For one, it's dumb how many people try to manufacture a "it's either gay OR straight" paradigm when there's absolutely shades of gray. The "confusing mixed messages" line in this article is garbage--and the plus side of fauxmosexuality is that it's still publically creating diversity of expression. I hate that it's a spectacle, but in a culture that sometimes tries to narrow what's an acceptable behaviorial archetype, I'll take that over some prepackaged monomyth.
That being said, that song is feckless, pop gnurr and should be put to death. Oct 9, 2008
yarb Celesbian and fauxmosexuality are both rather clever. Oct 9, 2008
reesetee Hear, hear, kewpid. One more thing--this isn't the first song ever to have that title (see Jill Sobule). And second, actually being a lesbian isn't a fad. These guys are so last century. ;-) Oct 9, 2008
kewpid “Katy Perry kissed a girl, and I didn't like it. The American singer didn't just kiss a girl, she wrote a song about it, sold millions of records and trivialised a pretty serious issue. And did I mention that she's straight?
Pretending to be a lesbian is suddenly cool. It’s hip not to be square. Celesbianism, as it has been labelled, is on the front pages, at the top of the charts and making money like never before.�?
— Tim Duggan, ‘The dangers of fauxmosexuality’, Sydney Morning Herald (10 October 2008). Oct 9, 2008