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llogos, peter stickles, old age, 39, insomnia, frown of approval, chuck norris, ovular, gay, fencing, rabbits, seven empty cups ... and 137 more...
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Joe the Plumber
Hilariously over-used political talking points, or slogans, labels, etc. Also humorous misspeak. Whatever you want to do with this please do, as long as your entry jogs a memory. Add away.
...team of maveriks, joe the plumber, pork barrel spending, that one, bridge to nowhere, lipstick, arab, nu-cu-lar, battleground states, i approved this m..., hockey mom, 3 am phone call and 165 more...
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The Ginger List
Know thy enemy. (Thy enemy are the Ginger.)
Catalog all known Gingerborns here!ron weasley, carrot top, chucky finster, nicole kidman, molly ringwald, wilma flintstone, danny bonaduce, ale, tina louise as gi..., little orphan annie, rusty staub, pauline hanson and 31 more...
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The Moustache
and associated accessories.
moustache, moustache curtains, moustache beer, moustache comb, moustached, evil moustache, fantastic moustache, moustache trick, child moustache, moustached stranger, moustachio, femoustache and 76 more...
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Actors whose mere presence in a movie...
Actresses can be included as well, of course.
pauly shore, gilbert gottfried, tom green, jean-claude van d..., madonna, stallone, vin diesel, john wayne, kirsten dunst, tom cruise, adam sandler, charles bronson and 34 more...
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Wordie vocab, wordlets and wordlings, as well as some commenty Wordie threads. Not that you can see anything, mind.
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Hilarity
General things that I find amusing, be it the word itself or the conversations it has inspired.
if your auntie ha..., toejam, sunday rose, chuck norris, stimthought, frog penises, mammalian penis, pelvic topiary, edible undies, kitten huffing, elvendork, as rare as frog's... and 2 more...
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Memes
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The term Internet meme (pronounced /miËm/, meem) is a phrase used to describe a catchphrase or concept that spreads quickly from person to person via the Internet, much like ...desu desu desu, this, rickroll, do not want, chuck norris, the cake is a lie, all your base are..., bananaphone, lolcats, o rly, ytmnd, pwn and 20 more...
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pets I have had
six turtles, two dogs
fred, snapper, snake, hershey, fenway, bling, scooter, chuck norris
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Looking for tweets for chuck norris.
gangerh Chuck Norris has an iPhone app for threading a needle. Jan 1, 2010
reesetee Not with that pouffy hair. Sep 30, 2009
chained_bear I bet Chuck Norris could get our office remodel done. Sep 26, 2009
bilby Chuck Norris can do karate kicks in jeans. Sep 26, 2009
gangerh Chuck Norris watches 'Air Crash Investigation' whenever he's on a plane. Nov 22, 2008
gangerh Who was it changed their name to Chuck Norris just because they could? Nov 10, 2008
asylumhead003 You know how little kids wear Superman pajamas? Well, when Superman was little, he wore Chuck Norris pajamas. Oct 30, 2008
asylumhead003 If Chuck Norris could die, he would still be roundhouse kicking people even though he was dead, because God would be too scared to tell him.
If Chuck Norris did push-ups, He would move the earth instead of himself.
"Chuck Norris walked into a bar-"
"You idiot! He wouldn't walk into a bar!"
"Okay. But if he did, one second later, there wouldn't be a bar." Oct 23, 2008
reesetee Hey, it's the truth. The hair's pouffy. Oct 22, 2008
chained_bear Oh.
*hides from possible lightning* Oct 22, 2008
dontcry Dissing Chuck. Oct 22, 2008
reesetee *singing* I gotta be MEEEEEEEEE! Oct 22, 2008
chained_bear No, reesetee. Please. You gotta be you.
Dontcry, do you mean reesetee being Chuck Norris, or bears deflating? Oct 22, 2008
reesetee Sorry, c_b. I'll try my best to like him.
*trying* Oct 22, 2008
dontcry This surely is one of the signs of the Apocalypse... Oct 22, 2008
chained_bear *deflates* Oct 22, 2008
reesetee Oh Lord no. I don't even like the guy. Also, his hair...well, it's as bad as Ted Danson's. Oct 22, 2008
chained_bear You heard it here first, folks: Reesetee may actually be Chuck Norris!! Oct 22, 2008
dharma66 Chuck Norris can give icrecream a headache. Oct 22, 2008
Prolagus Chuck Norris can read WordNet's definition of and. Oct 22, 2008
reesetee Hell, I know the words to "Louie, Louie." Oct 21, 2008
jennarenn Chuck Norris knows what rhymes with purple. Oct 21, 2008
chained_bear Chuck Norris knows the words to "Louie Louie"—and what they mean. Oct 21, 2008
jennarenn Chuck Norris didn't wet the bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear. Oct 21, 2008
chained_bear Chuck Norris doesn't get spam. Aug 27, 2008
john Chuck Norris doesn't have issues. He has subscriptions. Aug 26, 2008
gangerh According to bilby's records, the only winner ever of the banana juicing event of the bananathlon. Aug 25, 2008
catkisses Big Foot Takes Pictures of Chuck Norris Aug 24, 2008
chained_bear Chuck Norris knows what to call an arrow slit.
Bilby, nobody is listing balistraria. Why don't you? Aug 20, 2008
mollusque According to uselessness, it's an archerent. Aug 20, 2008
bilby Balistraria! Aug 20, 2008
reesetee Isn't it just called an arrow slit?
*scratches head* Aug 20, 2008
bilby I'm disappointed skip. You know there must be a word for archery slit in the castle wall. Aug 20, 2008
reesetee I'm with you there, skip. It's definitely dulled my enthusiasm for watching the Olympics.
And by the way, is there any sport/activity/odd hobby you and chained_bear haven't taken up? ;-> Aug 19, 2008
skipvia Alas, I haven't lifted a bow in many years. I was a state champion in NC when I was 14 or so. The technology has certainly advanced since we used a longbow through the arrow slits in the castle wall...
But I have been able to catch a bit of the streamed video. It (obviously) bothers me that wonderful sports (i.e., those that don't require background music and judges) like archery don't get any prime coverage. Aug 19, 2008
chained_bear Right! Because he doesn't need a chair.
Have you been watching the archery streaming on NBC.com? Or at the U.S. Olympic Archery site? Just askin'. And when you take up archery, let me know. (Unless you already have...?) Aug 19, 2008
skipvia Chuck Norris can sit through multiple rebroadcasts of the US womens gymnastic team's heartbreaking close losses and soaring, triumphant victories, KNOWING FULL WELL THAT OTHER WORTHY SPORTS LIKE ARCHERY AND CANOEING ARE GOING ON, without throwing a chair through the television. Aug 19, 2008
chained_bear Ha ha haha!!! Thanks pleth. Tee heeeee! Aug 19, 2008
plethora Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter. Aug 19, 2008
Prolagus See also chucknorris as a unit of measurement. Jun 6, 2008
Prolagus Chuck Norris can spend all summer in New York City without A/C. May 25, 2008
bilby Chuck Norris can eat airline food. May 25, 2008
gangerh Slam a revolving door! That made me laugh out loud. So good, plethora. May 16, 2008
dontcry Good one, plethora! May 16, 2008
plethora Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. May 16, 2008
jennarenn YESSSS!!!!! That may be my new favorite. May 16, 2008
dontcry Chuch Norris can reason with a teenager. May 16, 2008
jennarenn Yeah, I'm typically a few years behind. May 16, 2008
seanahan This has been going on for a few years now. But once you find out he has been campaigning for Huckabee it is hard to keep up the respect. May 13, 2008
jennarenn Ohmywordie, I'm addicted.
Chuck Norris watches Blu Ray. On His VCR.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris know the last digit of Pi.
It goes on, and on, and on.... May 11, 2008
pterodactyl Hee hee hee. I love this phenomenon. My favorite is "Chuck Norris can divide by zero."
There's an explanation here. May 9, 2008
jennarenn What is up with Chuck Norris? There are a million references to him on facebook:
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris can delete the recycling bin.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books so much as stare them down until he gets the information he wants.
Seriously, what gives?
May 9, 2008