“The flight attendant escorted me to a seat beside a moth-munched toupee.”
“AS LISA STEPPED onboard the plane, a flight attendant who smelled nice and had very neat lipstick smiled at her and said, Welcome aboard.”
“After they landed at an enormous airport that was named after some dead president named Charles Something-or-Other, the flight attendant helped Lisa get her bags down, gave her a comforting pat on the cheek, and chirped that she hoped Lisa would have a lovely weekend in Paris.”
“As they got closer they could hear Helen repeat the same phrases — "Good of you to come, thank you for coming, good of you to come, thank you for coming" — in a singsong voice reminiscent of a flight attendant upon disembarkation.”
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