gangerhkinesis

gangerh This word at work. Jan 21, 2010

fbharjo Yes we have no bandanas, but we do have curechiefs! Watch for the wiseguise! What jollyfolly by golly! Jan 18, 2010

PossibleUnderscore But let's not forget Mr. Pronunciation lurking in the background! I suspect that he's bribed or brainwashed or tortured Mike into these evil misdoings. We must not let either of them out of our sight. Jan 17, 2010

ruzuzu *gangerh! I'm sending this message via jelipathy. Try to move Mike using your gangerhkinesis. If that doesn't work, try to move him with the power of your mime.* Jan 17, 2010

gangerh OK, 'cry, I'm flying in by jelicopter. I've brought the raspberry one 'cause it sounds worse. I've recce'd both of your porches, and I'll be coming in between the two potted impatient plants. Tell them to hold out a little longer. BTW, I think your bowl of river rocks! I'm coming to take the Mike. Jan 17, 2010

dontcry *whispers* I'm here...I got you message. Trying to act natural and not make eye contact with Mike. I think he suspects something. When he's not looking, I'll try to slip over to the porch... Jan 17, 2010

gangerh I'm hoping I caught her in time over on contrapedation. Jan 17, 2010

gangerh We need to get word to dontcry. She can't trust Mike. She has to be careful what she says when her Mike's nearby. Anyone could be listening in. Any ideas anyone on how to get a message to dontcry? Jan 17, 2010

PossibleUnderscore *scream!* Jan 17, 2010

gangerh It seems to happen whenever she pronunciates. I think her Mike's been bugged. Or - *whisper* - her Mike's in cahoots with the those profilic catnappers. Jan 17, 2010

ruzuzu Dontcry? Uh-oh, not again!
Klaxon, Klaxoff. Klaxon, Klaxoff. Jan 16, 2010

gangerh Well done, 'cry! Now I know you're alright! And your porchcred is intact. Jan 16, 2010

gangerh Now that we seem to have taken back control of 'Nuncistation WDNK and Mike's activities there, I'd like to say a few words.
Thanks.
Appreciated.
Caring.
Sharing.
Ordeal.
Camaraderie.
Prevailed.
Freedom.
Zeitgeisters.
Lifesavers.
Defunse.
Convalescence.
Bananas.
And I have observed a minute silence as a mark of respect to all of those Pronunciations that never made it through. Perhaps, my friends, you wish to do the same. Here.
Ah, Profile Sweet Profile. Jan 16, 2010

PossibleUnderscore Goodness me, I think this horrendous occurence confirms Mr. Pronunciation's involvement! Poor, poor dontcry is going to pay for her happy moment with Mike.

*over PA*
Send out the funships,chained_bearcraft carriers and helicopterodactyls we have another case on our hands. Make sure to fly the fbharjolly rogers high. Jan 16, 2010

ruzuzu Yay! I'll just go to your profile to offer my congratu... uh oh.... Team, it looks as if we've had another kidnapping.

*activating Klaxon* Jan 16, 2010

dontcry I pronunciated! I pronunciated! Jan 16, 2010

gangerh fbh'roger that. I'll drink to that. Over . . . at The Verbal Arms. Jan 16, 2010

hernesheir OK as long as it's not "Skoal and crossbananas". Over. Jan 16, 2010

gangerh That's the one with the 'skill and crossbananas'. Over. Jan 16, 2010

gangerh We will never flag!
We will fly, fly, fly the fbharjolly roger. Jan 16, 2010

PossibleUnderscore Do we have a flag too?
Jan 16, 2010

gangerh No time for remorse now, 'cry.
We need to secure control of the stipulation and free up your Mike.
The hospital spin doctor has done his rounds and discarded me as fitting in well and ready to go towards elsewhere.
Thanks to all my awesome zeitgeisters, I'm now feeling offensive, and ready for some spurious kinesis.
March with me as we gather momentous and advance on the speechless 'station WDNK.
Find your voices and sing out loud 'The Battle Hymn Of The Banana Republic'.
All together now ...

Yes, we have no 'nuncianas ..
We have no 'nuncianas today...

Wow! I think we're in for a resounding success!

Jan 16, 2010

dontcry I just made the most excellent gangerhkinesis pronunciation...and it didn't take. *sniff* Jan 16, 2010

PossibleUnderscore My my my... uselessness made the list, he angered Mr. Pronunciation who has now destroyed our feature. Is the useless uselessness to blame?
;-)

*cue dramatic music*

Edit: Wait, no, I take that back. (I forgot we all contributed to the list.) Jan 16, 2010

ruzuzu I think it's Mr. Pronunciation's revenge. Jan 16, 2010

PossibleUnderscore Gosh! Indeed, you're right. Summon the troops! Jan 16, 2010

gangerh I have a pronouncement of my own to make, but first we must re-establish our control over Pronuncistation WDNK. We must wrest it away from whomsoever or whatsoever is preventing our freedom of speech. A way must needs be found! Jan 15, 2010

gangerh I'm told that my captivators still hold the pronuncistation and just won't listen to our Mike. He reckons he heard one of their speakers pronounce that they are about to double up with a whirlygiggle of their own, in a very disarming manner, and try to spoil everyone's oozey pubmachine fun. Jan 15, 2010

gangerh I'm told that I can now receive visitors. Jan 15, 2010

PossibleUnderscore Yes, you were very lucky to survive. When your feeling more yourself, just give me the word and I'll bring ruzuzu and dontcry around for a chat. They helped with your survival. And yes, the doctor will be a spin doctor. (!) Meanwhile, just try and relax.

(dontcry, how about using a mini-torspeedo instead?) Jan 14, 2010

dontcry Wah. I pronunciated gangerhkinesis and once again it won't post.
*hangs up fabulous new microphone*
*contemplates aiming a torspeedo at it* Jan 14, 2010

gangerh . . everything's going round . I hope it's a spin doctor, . . 'derscore . . Jan 14, 2010

gangerh Did . . I, . did ... I .. I . thought I was a gonger . . . Jan 14, 2010

PossibleUnderscore You're in the Gangerhkinesis Hospital in Wordnik sweetie...now just lie still and the doctor will pop around soon. You've had quite a shock. Jan 13, 2010

gangerh Where . . . am . . . I? Jan 13, 2010

ruzuzu gangerh! gangerh! Wake up! You're free!

*Waves from the deck of a funship in front of a banner which reads "Missing Accomplice"* Jan 13, 2010

PossibleUnderscore I found some!

Good luck lighting them.

And we'll send some medics over as soon as we can to deal with the injuries brought about by dontcry's torspeedos. Seems as though not everyone heard her sweet, enchanting voice!
;-) Jan 13, 2010

ruzuzu If they're Wint-o-Green Lifesavers, we could use them to make sparks in order to signal passing ships. Please send some toot sweet! Jan 13, 2010

dontcry Hold on troops, I'm launching the torspeedos in 3, 2, 1... Jan 13, 2010

PossibleUnderscore On second thoughts, I could swing by and pick you up in the latest helicopterodactyl model myself.

No sign of the funships. I think they've been shot down somewhere by the east coast. Jan 13, 2010

PossibleUnderscore Geez you guys...I think you could do with a lifesaver 'round about now.
Want me to swing one your way?

(Is it possible?) Jan 13, 2010

ruzuzu Must stay... awake... must find... help.... Jan 13, 2010

gangerh Draft.
I'm in the wrong time zone to expect much help right now. I asked them to wait 'til morning, secretly hoping the pronuncistation might be operational by then and I could record help. I'm drifting and I'm surrendering and I'm going to catnap now just like them and see what the mourning brings. So, fellow Wordies, 'tis with a heavy tart and heavy eyelids that I . . . . z z z, 'zu? See you when I wake or at my wake, whichever Jan 13, 2010

gangerh . . . and that c_bcraftcarrier with the fbharskullandcrossbones I shorely saw earlier - the hands look none too pleased - are they the irates of the caribbean? Jan 13, 2010

gangerh . . . and in the wordnik of time, probably. Jan 13, 2010

gangerh Yes, 'jo, a call to arms for my very arrival. Jan 13, 2010

fbharjo Are you still waiting for the cal(l)-veer-ry to arrive?? Jan 13, 2010

gangerh Hahahahahahah! You slay me, 'zuzu. I'm proud you managed to before the catnappers could. Jan 13, 2010

ruzuzu Here come the gangerheen bear-ets! Jan 13, 2010

ruzuzu Right. They've got two funs--and possibly some clowns. I'm sending for backup singers. Jan 13, 2010

gangerh I think I'm hallusailornating, but isn't that a chained_bearcraft carrier coming over the horizontal? And isn't it flying the fbharjolly roger? Help! I'm sinking fast! Jan 13, 2010

fbharjo infuntry leaves me speechless! As much I try! Jan 13, 2010

gangerh maybe the infuntry could get here sooner Jan 13, 2010

gangerh . . . did you get the interrobangs, ruzuzu ‽ ‽ Jan 13, 2010

gangerh ruzuzu ‽ ‽ Jan 13, 2010

ruzuzu gangerh? gangerh! Jan 13, 2010

gangerh When the screaming stops you'll . . . . Jan 13, 2010

ruzuzu Gangerh! Is that really you? When we try to click on your profile it just tells us that something has gone "terribly, terribly wrong." Jan 13, 2010

gangerh Yes, bilby. Thank you. Apparently, I have been known to make the occasional moving performance. Jan 13, 2010