Say it ain't so! Some of my most inspired bullshit was on the mi-vox page. "What is that noise?", you ask. It is the agonized screaming of hideous deformed flipper-people as they vanish into a wordhole, never to be heard from again.
I agree. One has to watch one's pimiento load. Evidence shows that keeping pimiento load levels as low as possible for as long as possible decreases the complications of eating far too much luncheon meat.