http://www.wordnik.com/lists/i-m-in-the-principal-s-office-help.xml I need short, watered-down minced oaths, insults, etc for my comic strip -- words that won't get me sent to the principal's office. Examples: asshattery (basshattery?), Holy Crap (Holy Carp?)... Words in other languages are okay too. Anything goes, really. <br /> <br />I'm mainly looking for weird and original. Help me out, wordiesmiths! http://www.wordnik.com http://www.wordnik.com/words/tabernac! Thu, 17 Sep 2009 08:21:06 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/tabernac! http://www.wordnik.com/words/applesauce Thu, 17 Sep 2009 08:15:59 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/applesauce http://www.wordnik.com/words/firmament-clogging rottenness Thu, 17 Sep 2009 08:14:18 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/firmament-clogging rottenness http://www.wordnik.com/words/chug it! Thu, 17 Sep 2009 08:11:33 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/chug it! http://www.wordnik.com/words/holy tissue-shredder! 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