An open list of 119 words by bilby.
- punch it in the kidneys was added by bilby and appears on just this list
- kiss it in Venice was added by bilby and appears on just this list
- extract its vowels with forge tongs was added by bilby and appears on just this list
- send it on a one-way trip to Kadykchan was added by bilby and appears on just this list
- pin it to a donkey was added by bilby and appears on just this list
- defenestrate it from the 13th floor was added by bilby and appears on just this list
- sky-write it in pink over Antarctica was added by vanishedone and appears on just this list
- maul it with claws of finest wootz was added by vanishedone and appears on just this list
- expectorate it was added by vanishedone and appears on just this list
- sell its affixes on the black market was added by vanishedone and appears on just this list
- decline it was added by vanishedone and appears on just this list
- put it in the longboat till it's sober was added by bilby and appears on just this list
- colour it in with crayons was added by bilby and appears on just this list
- draw a moustache on it was added by bilby and appears on just this list
- never let it darken my doors again! was added by vanishedone and appears on just this list
- tar and feather it was added by bilby and appears on just this list
- feed it to ravenous llamas was added by bilby and appears on just this list
- bury it before anyone notices what happened was added by vanishedone and appears on just this list
- bowdlerise it was added by bilby and appears on just this list
- quietly switch it with a less expensive one was added by vanishedone and appears on just this list
- rifle through its pockets was added by vanishedone and appears on just this list
- train it for a life in showbusiness was added by vanishedone and appears on just this list
- send it back in time to confuse the etymologists of the present was added by vanishedone and appears on just this list
- enshrine its Vexamples for all time in comments was added by vanishedone and appears on just this list
- tickle it until it confesses all was added by vanishedone and appears on just this list
- sacrifice it to Tsathoggua was added by vanishedone and appears on just this list
- shove it was added by grantbarrett and appears on 2 other lists
- buy it dinner was added by grantbarrett and appears on just this list
- anagram it was added by grantbarrett and appears on just this list
- leave it on a neighbour's porch was added by bilby and appears on just this list
- rickroll its iphone wallpaper was added by bilby and appears on just this list
- maroon it on a desert island was added by vanishedone and appears on just this list
- sing it gentle lullabies was added by vanishedone and appears on just this list
- lure it into a lion's den was added by PossibleUnderscore and appears on just this list
- throw it into Mount Doom was added by grantbarrett and appears on just this list
- lexicalize it was added by grantbarrett and appears on just this list
- argue its form but not its meaning was added by grantbarrett and appears on just this list
- put it in a blender with nushed cruts was added by bilby and appears on just this list
- spank it was added by bilby and appears on just this list
- stick it in a pipe and shmoke it was added by bilby and appears on just this list
- wrap it in paper and leave it by the curb was added by grantbarrett and appears on just this list
- leave it to ferment in a vat of cabbage was added by bilby and appears on just this list
- misspell it blatantly in someone else's respectable magazine was added by uselessness and appears on just this list
- uʍop ǝpısdn ʇı dı1ɟ was added by uselessness and appears on just this list
- kick it in the phoneme was added by uselessness and appears on just this list
- whisper sweet nothings in its ear was added by uselessness and appears on just this list
- call me in the morning was added by uselessness and appears on just this list
- sell it into slavery was added by uselessness and appears on just this list
- write a sea shanty about it was added by uselessness and appears on just this list
- toss it over your left shoulder was added by uselessness and appears on just this list
- chant it as a mantra next time you meditate was added by uselessness and appears on just this list
- give it a bath was added by uselessness and appears on just this list
- conjugate it was added by uselessness and appears on just this list
- encrypt it was added by uselessness and appears on just this list
- teach your parrot to say it was added by uselessness and appears on just this list
- tear its page out of the dictionary was added by uselessness and appears on just this list
- forbid its utterance within your household was added by uselessness and appears on just this list
- rant for 10 minutes about it on YouTube was added by uselessness and appears on just this list
- deny all knowledge of it was added by uselessness and appears on just this list
- register it as a domain name was added by uselessness and appears on just this list
- launch a smear campaign against it was added by uselessness and appears on just this list
- make sweet, sweet love to it was added by uselessness and appears on just this list
- thank Monty Hall for his generosity was added by uselessness and appears on just this list
- admire its ligatures was added by uselessness and appears on just this list
- use it as a euphemism for something naughty was added by uselessness and appears on just this list
- tremble in its mighty presence was added by uselessness and appears on just this list
- title a lame direct-to-video movie with it was added by uselessness and appears on just this list
- spifflicate it was added by bilby and appears on just this list
- dip in dark it dark chocolate was added by bilby and appears on just this list
- soak it in bleach was added by bilby and appears on just this list
- freeze it in a block of ice was added by bilby and appears on just this list
- wash your mouth out with kopi luwak was added by bilby and appears on just this list
- change one letter was added by gangerh and appears on just this list
- pronounce it . . . .dead was added by gangerh and appears on just this list
- send it to a highschool for disection was added by PossibleUnderscore and appears on just this list
- delete it. but how was added by gangerh and appears on just this list
- drop it in a bucket of eel snot was added by bilby and appears on just this list
- bake it into a fortune cookie was added by bilby and appears on just this list
- set it aflame with passionate bliss was added by vanishedone and appears on just this list
- shovel it was added by vanishedone and appears on just this list
- make soap out of it was added by uselessness and appears on 1 other list
- Alvin-and-the-Chipmunks-ize it was added by Prolagus and appears on 1 other list
- put it through the wringer was added by bilby and appears on just this list
- corrrect it was added by bilby and appears on 1 other list
- wave goodbye as it sets sail for Izmir was added by bilby and appears on just this list
- courtmartial it was added by bilby and appears on just this list
- pump it up with steroids was added by bilby and appears on just this list
- examine it under a MAGNIFYing glass was added by bilby and appears on just this list
- recycle it as a caterwaul was added by vanishedone and appears on just this list
- this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all I need. was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- give it a good shoeing was added by yarb and appears on just this list
- dip it in batter and deep-fry it was added by bilby and appears on just this list
- glue it to a toilet seat was added by bilby and appears on just this list
- probe it with the might of the Socratic method was added by vanishedone and appears on just this list
- write it on a beach with your finger was added by bilby and appears on just this list
- hunt for all its appearances in the Library of Babel was added by vanishedone and appears on just this list
- use it to fight crime was added by vanishedone and appears on just this list
- when you meet a man who mumbles it softly while under the influence of gin, that's the man who killed your grandfather; now it's payback time... was added by vanishedone and appears on just this list
- run, far away, before They catch up with you was added by vanishedone and appears on 1 other list
- put it in your pocket was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- spell it rite was added by bilby and appears on 1 other list
- introduce it to Gladstone was added by yarb and appears on just this list
- barter it on craigslist was added by yarb and appears on just this list
- dress it up in lace and ribbon was added by PossibleUnderscore and appears on just this list
- the rest will come naturally was added by vanishedone and appears on just this list
- forget what witticism you were originally going to insert here because you've just banged your knee on your desk was added by vanishedone and appears on 1 other list
- send for a doctor was added by vanishedone and appears on 1 other list
- haul it off to our darkest dungeon was added by vanishedone and appears on just this list
- these grunts every eight hours was added by vanishedone and appears on just this list
- teach it the meaning of schadenfreude was added by PossibleUnderscore and appears on just this list
- shake, shake, shake was added by madmouth and appears on just this list
- pound it until it is well grinned was added by bilby and appears on 1 other list
- shake it like a Polaroid picture was added by Prolagus and appears on just this list
- drown it was added by PossibleUnderscore and appears on just this list
- sew it into your favourite teddy was added by PossibleUnderscore and appears on just this list
- curate it was added by bilby and appears on just this list
- talk and die was added by bilby and appears on 1 other list
- glatt was added by bilby and appears on just this list
- bret was added by bilby and appears on 1 other list
Prolagus
Nov 30, 2009
uselessness Although in retrospect, I see that I misread a small handful of them. Kinda wishing for that delete button for a do-over. Oh well, 'twas still fun. :-)
(The ones I really want to do end with periods, so I can't yet!) Nov 21, 2009
uselessness As of this morning, every word on this list has a recorded pronunciation. Nov 19, 2009