Definitions
Wiktionary
- n. The act of performing fellatio while the recipient is defecating in a toilet.
Examples
“What do you call a blumpkin from an egg shaped man? miami, Feb 05, 2009 4: 18PM”
“For those not yet tainted by the foul orc-speech of the seamy side of the Internet, a blumpkin is the act of receiving a blowjob whilst taking a shit.”
“I bet the storage room in that monstrosity comes in handy when Mitch has to rush out of a stall in Union Station with a mouthful of evidence after the beat cop interrupts a beautifully delivered brother blumpkin.”
Breaking: GOP Senate Leader McConnell Says Craig Won't Resign If Cleared
“BGW, you were expecting perhaps a blumpkin instead?”
“Blart-Giving a black gay sharting retard a blumpkin?”
“I heard Matthew McConaughey gave the AICN guy a blumpkin for a good review of Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation.”
“I met her in Sacramento for a cup of coffee and a blumpkin in a 7-11 bathroom.”
“Another benefit to hanging out with guys: girls almost never laugh at the word “blumpkin”.”
“I think Vance gets a blumpkin every time he changes the post.”
“Can you explain why Howard was fined for breifly discussing anal/oral sex “blumpkin” but when Oprah described anal/oral sex “tossing a salad” she was never fined despite thousands of complaints?”
Lists
These user-created lists contain the word ‘blumpkin’.
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Not edible
Things that sound edible but are not (usually). See Liberty's To Eat, or Not to Eat? for more diet food.
cinnabar, dulcimer, belfries, potto, maltha, grapple, loam, rake, tort, pomade, buffalo chip, wedgie and 165 more...
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Fictional music genres
fudgepunk, whangboogie, electrogush, jizzbilly, glambient, queasy listening, chip shop, baroque'n'roll, prog folk, chemo, riant grrl, blingfolk and 556 more...
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Offensive Words
The worst of the bunch, bring um on
twat, asshole, pussy, dick, cunt, whore, slut, cum, blowjob, fuck, bitch, fanny and 42 more...
PossibleUnderscore *peeks timidly*
*is angry with self* Apr 19, 2011
ruzuzu *looked*
*is sorry* Apr 19, 2011
reesetee Ouch! What was that f--
Oh. Hi bilby! Yes, we're conjoined twins. Wide ones, so we live in different states. That's right. :-D
*rubs ankle* Dec 9, 2008
chained_bear Shit. He's onto us, reesetee.
... We're actually conjoined twins, but we live in different states.
Isn't that right, reesetee?
*kicks under the table* Dec 9, 2008
bilby I sometimes think chained_bear and reesetee are some kind of comedy duo who come to Wordie to practice their routines. Dec 9, 2008
chained_bear *not looking* Dec 9, 2008
reesetee *not looking* Dec 9, 2008
sionnach The Urban dictionary is so .... dirrty. Every other word seems to define some kind of faintly scatologico-sexual activity, often as not with a strong component of contempt towards women.
example: look up their definition of seagull. Dec 9, 2008
yaybob A blumpkin: when a male receives oral sex while taking a dump.
(I knew that I could make a cultural contribution.)
Dec 9, 2008