Connie, not getting the usual response from performing a blumpkin and concerned about re-election, attempted to stimulate the constituents anus with a previously hidden vibrating George Bush buttplug.— Urban Word of the Day
What do you call a blumpkin from an egg shaped man? miami, Feb 05, 2009 4: 18PM— Dealbreaker
Actually, RMN went and fetched me because he said you guys need a sacrificial lamb to ban. what a blumpkin is or post an image?— Purple Row
@23 really ... fuzzy blumpkin? guess u can never go wrong with a blumpkin guest, Apr 30, 2009 3: 59PM— Dealbreaker
For those not yet tainted by the foul orc-speech of the seamy side of the Internet, a blumpkin is the act of receiving a blowjob whilst taking a shit.— Baboon Pirates

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