can-opener

• “M: Don't know, but I bet it never has to look for a can-opener.”

  How to Reject a Rejectionist

• “First course is now served with the kind assistance of the can-opener.”

  Fictionaut: Dear Carl

• “Now I think they're an effective can-opener for the blows that follow, at least for some of their intended audience.”

  Obama And Biden Say Palin Pick Shows That "Barriers Are Falling"

• “Most respondents had a flashlight, a manual can-opener, over-the counter pain relievers and fever reducers, personal hygiene supplies, a first aid kit, and a two week supply of prescription drugs.”

  Consumer Reports: Poll: Those most at risk are least worried about swine flu

• “But making teh can-opener noyze iz teh furst thing a cat-rangler lerns!”

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• “The “imagine an intelligent and capable political process” argument is directly analagous to the “assume a can-opener” retort used often to criticize the “rationality” axiom of economics, but of course any really real social scientist accepts that particular assumption on its face.”

  The Volokh Conspiracy » Prospects for a Climate Treaty

• “Teh kitteh doan has can-opener skillz yet, wi stil sayf.”

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• “He died rich in 1989, secure in the gratitude of just about everyone except can-opener manufacturers.”

  Newsweek: Landmarks

• “I haz no trubble herding cats–dey all come runnin as soon as dey herd teh can-opener!”

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• “March 24, 2008 at 2:12 pm akshully, bowl wuz empty, den someone ran teh can-opener an suddenlee *POOF!”

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