can-opener

M: Don't know, but I bet it never has to look for a can-opener.

How to Reject a Rejectionist 2010

"First course is now served with the kind assistance of the can-opener."

Dear Carl Ginny Woods 2010

Most respondents had a flashlight, a manual can-opener, over-the counter pain relievers and fever reducers, personal hygiene supplies, a first aid kit, and a two week supply of prescription drugs.

Poll: Those most at risk are least worried about swine flu 2009

Most respondents had a flashlight, a manual can-opener, over-the counter pain relievers and fever reducers, personal hygiene supplies, a first aid kit, and a two week supply of prescription drugs.

Poll: Those most at risk are least worried about swine flu 2009

Teh kitteh doan has can-opener skillz yet, wi stil sayf.

o. u iz lokked out? - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2009

But making teh can-opener noyze iz teh furst thing a cat-rangler lerns!

i noes das mi baskit. - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2009

Now I think they're an effective can-opener for the blows that follow, at least for some of their intended audience.

Obama And Biden Say Palin Pick Shows That "Barriers Are Falling" 2009

The “imagine an intelligent and capable political process” argument is directly analagous to the “assume a can-opener” retort used often to criticize the “rationality” axiom of economics, but of course any really real social scientist accepts that particular assumption on its face.

The Volokh Conspiracy » Prospects for a Climate Treaty 2009

He died rich in 1989, secure in the gratitude of just about everyone except can-opener manufacturers.

Landmarks 2008

I haz no trubble herding cats–dey all come runnin as soon as dey herd teh can-opener!

Dun worry - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008