Definitions
American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
- n. A pubic wig for women.
Century Dictionary and Cyclopedia
- n. A wig; a tuft or portion of false hair added to the natural hair.
- n. A mop used in cleaning cannon.
Wiktionary
- n. A woman's pubic wig. Worn for nude stage appearances and by women after shaving their pubic hair (originally to eliminate lice, etc.; now often as a fashion item).
- n. A mop for cleaning cannon.
- n. UK, slang, pejorative An American.
GNU Webster's 1913
- n. Originally, a wig; afterwards, a mop for cleaning cannon.
- n. A patch of false hair, or something resembling hair, worn on a string over the female pudenda; -- used by stripteasers.
- n. slang The hair on the female pubic area.
Etymologies
- From the similar pronunciation to American. (Wiktionary)
- Alteration of obsolete malkin, lower-class woman, mop, from Middle English, from Malkin, diminutive of the personal name Matilda. (American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition)
Examples
“Available in all colors, the merkin is the perfect way to hide those little imperfections.”
“When I first heard the word merkin, I thought it had something to do with mermaids and mermen, all fresh fish below the waist.”
“A "merkin" is a pubic wig that has been around for centuries.”
“On the 1967 Chess LP The Baroques by the Milwaukee band of the same name, the word "merkin" is heard in the song "Bicycle.”
“For the use of men they have the "merkin," [FN#410] a heart-shaped article of thin skin stuffed with cotton and slit with an artificial vagina: two tapes at the top and one below lash it to the back of a chair.”
“Toupee that masks a bad or excessive waxing job (popularly known as a "merkin").”
“Friend: speaking of murking, did you know that a "merkin" is a vaginal wig”
“Loved the 'merkin' SAT word: -). www. thetigerscage.com).”
“He should have thought of that before he got his hair cut like a Frankie Cocozza merkin.”
“There was a lot of discussion that went into my merkin for the movie, because I was naked quite a lot," she said.”
The Huffington Post: Rooney Mara Naked, Merkin Details For 'The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo'
Lists
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4. An artificial head of hair worn by women.
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Tweets
Looking for tweets for merkin.

reesetee That's firkin great! Dec 1, 2009
madmouth AAAND it's back from the 16th century, everyone! Nov 28, 2009
oroboros But not hairy U-s ("Fine, thanks! You?). Oct 21, 2008
reesetee Hairy Ss are especially annoying. ;-) Oct 21, 2008
Prolagus *thinks about an hairy alphabet, delighted* Oct 21, 2008
frogapplause Love your Google Ads, John.
Effective solutions for M or F, huh? What about the rest of the hairy alphabet?
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No more pubic hair. Ever.
Maintain the smooth look and feel.
Safe effective solution for M or F
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Oct 21, 2008
frogapplause toupee of Venus. Oct 20, 2008
Prolagus Also: an artificial vagina.
Oh, this obsessive distinction between nature and nurture. Jul 12, 2008
bilby That's made my weekend already. Jul 12, 2008
skipvia HA! (I've called him worse, though...) Jul 11, 2008
pterodactyl "Ah'm proud to be a merkin."
--George W. Bush, as quoted on the TV show QI. Jul 11, 2008
chained_bear *is horrified to note that she is the one who added the definition in the first place* Jul 11, 2008
reesetee sashamd, I think you may appreciate a visit to the firkin page. :-) Sep 19, 2007
sashamd "female pudenda," 1535, apparently a variant of malkin (q.v.) in its sense of "mop." Meaning "artificial vagina or 'counterfeit hair for a woman's privy parts' " is attested from 1617. According to "The Oxford Companion to the Body," the custom of wearing merkins dates from c.1450, was associated with prostitutes, and was to disguise either pubic hair shaved off to exterminate body lice or evidence of venereal disease. Sep 19, 2007
reesetee I thought that was "mercan"? ;-) May 19, 2007
arby Ha! Isn't it also Australian slang for "American"? Might be spelled differently.
signed,
Too Lazy To Google May 18, 2007
chained_bear 1. An artificial covering of hair for the female pubic region; a pubic wig for women. Also: an artificial vagina.
2. slang in later use. The female genitals (obsolete).
3. malkin (obsolete). Usage: 1802 C. JAMES New Mil. Dict., "Merkin, a mop to clean cannon." Feb 16, 2007