Definitions
Wiktionary
- n. Eye dialect spelling of sandwich.
Examples
“July 19, 2008 at 2:18 pm hmmmmm idk but i can has turkey sammich *makes sammich* yayz!”
OMG! - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger?
“Put away your crayons, now ... mommy says your PB&J sammich is ready.”
“*yum, i gotta go maka sammich, gettn clos tu hongree tym heer*”
Quick!! - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger?
“I just ran behind you and took your ham sammich you thought you was all about to get all down on, and then wiped my grubby black ham sammich face all up on the pages from the massive volumes from yo best selling Romantic Spec Ops comedies.”
“I was at work at a Subway sammich shop, and it was just me and the store owner, and his wife kept calling the store everytime something new happened.”
“I feel like I'm prodding some large man eating a sammich and constantly saying, "You finish with that yet?”
“If I scarf a few slices of turkey sammich meat before bedtime on an empty tummy I go out like a light.”
“Must've been a radioactive strand in my sammich or something ...”
“So, ran down there today and nabbed the last copy they had on the shelf, got a little geek talk in with the guy at the counter, and triumphantly returned home to tear up the roof of my mouth on a tasty but over-toasted Italian panini sammich.”
“And then I came home and ate some yogurt and a meatloaf sammich bigger than my head.”
my apple trees will never get across and eat the cones under his pines
Lists
These user-created lists contain the word ‘sammich’.
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A List Of The Cutest Words Ever Created!
HEE OK LETS DO IT! I'm v.v. excited! (with thanks to whichbe, Lampbane, bilby, effigy, frogapplause, and fredrx!)
piggy, toesy woesies, snurfle, wiggly, chomp, lewispoo, dobby, dunderhead, cupcake, mumbo jumbo, wigglebop, scuttle and 99 more...
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how to cook
paneer, kaju, demarara, garam masala, asafoetida, green gram, gram flour, sago, mirin, phyllo, seitan, soya and 21 more...
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Are you from Pennsylvania?
List contains answers to the question: Are you from PA?
gum band, stillers, pahrits, sticker bush, crick, yinz, yoose, ohia, jumbo, knows the differe..., i can pronounce w..., sammich and 41 more...
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Twitter favourites
The new favourite words of people on Twitter.
A script searches Twitter for "X is my new favourite word" and adds it to this list.
See also:
thunderfuck, incredible, merp, sara, flopparoo, smother, fugly, buer, plum, canny, nefelibata, cuntbucket and 2434 more... -
Talk Like a Pittsburgh Pirate Day
Yinz know what ta do, n'nat
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AbraxasZugzwang's Words
atavism, abraxas, sisyphean, frust, fetus-in-fetu, arhythmically, queef, epidemiology, abecedarian, troglodyte, chiaroscuro, philology and 631 more...
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Word of the day.
Some days, there will be a word. That word is the word of the day. Other days shall remain wordless. That's just the way things go.
petulant, anisometropia, zoroaster, cram, affinity, proprietary, cupertino effect, sidereal, schmutz, icosanoids, vendetta, bougie and 137 more...
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silly, silly words
besnotted, skedaddle, humdinger, pamplemousse, pantalones, underpants gnomes, underoos, herpes zoster, possums, meat slurry, sausage, peevish and 256 more...
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lucidityprevails's Words
lucidity, journalistic, truthiness, foolhardy, egotism, lesbian, orgasmic, activism, moonglow, voodoo, conquer, demolish and 534 more...
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a delightful romp
fun words? so many lists!
lollygag, sammich, piffle, whippersnapper, mustachioed, arrr, snogged, gastric condom, lactivist, password fatigue, family jewels, biznatch and 39 more...
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Appalachian colloquial interpretations
words often used or misused by my hillbilly and redneck friends...
hosepipe, minner, minner-cheese, kindly, chimley, sammich, rat cheese, store cheese, mater, purdy, heifer, knowed and 30 more...
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Cringe List
No. Just no.
"Slang, though humanly irreverent, tends to be inhumanly loveless. It lacks tenderness and compassion; its poetry has the effulgence of a soldier's brass buttons."
...woot, w00t, anyways, whatever, totes, booyah, sick, ill, nom, anyhoo, frickin', jeebus and 81 more...
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my hero
types of sandwich
sandwich, sammich, sarnie, butty, hero, hoagie, submarine, wrap, panini, melt, burger, po' boy and 15 more...
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Generally Good Word Bin
callipygian, poleaxed, sammich, lissome, fantod, rageiferous, catamount, cyclamen, satispassion, neep, hoyden, rusticate and 2 more...
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I love these words
Self-explanitory
defenestration, schadenfreude, adept, nebulous, epicaricacy, lovecraftian, phantasmagoria, syzygy, neurological, sociopath, dapper, jugulation and 22 more...
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A sandwich by any other name. . .
hero, hoagie, gyro, wedge, submarine, torpedo, zep, poor boy, grinder, bahn mi, sammich, wrap and 10 more...
Tweets
Looking for tweets for sammich.
plethora I used to know a different punchline for that joke, but I can't remember it. Apr 16, 2008
pterodactyl I think I learned this one from my dad:
What goes black-white-black-white-black-white-black-white?
A nun rolling down a hill. Apr 16, 2008
plethora I like:
"What's black and white and red all over? A sunburnt penguin."
or for the more gory among us:
"What's black and white and red all over and goes round and round and round? A penguin with a spear through its head stuck in a revolving door." Apr 16, 2008
sionnach This reminds me of the hilarious joke I heard at school when I was about 8.
"Why would you never starve to death in the desert?"
"Because of the sandwiches (sand-which-is) there!"
You have no idea how hilarious that joke is at a certain magical stage of childhood. Right around the age when we graduated from:
"What's black and white and red all over: a newspaper"
to
"What's black and white and red all over: a pregnant nun in a confessional box" Apr 16, 2008
plethora My brother came home from school one day when he was about 8, complaining to my mother that everyone in his class said sammich, and he was the only one who knew how wrong it was. Mum asked him how it was supposed to be said and he replied "Sangwich, of course!" Apr 16, 2008
abraxaszugzwang Why sandwich, of course. Feb 18, 2007