Definitions
Wiktionary
- interj. slang Used as a swear word.
Etymologies
- Popularised by the British sitcom Red Dwarf, whose makers describe it as an arbitrary coinage unconnected to smegma; see the Wikipedia article for further discussion. (Wiktionary)
Examples
“I thought that selling totes with authentic Kirby smeg on them would up their value.”
“That said, they were also still done in an "artsy" way, with good lighting and using a vintage 70's black and white look to minimize and hide some of the imperfects instead of airbrushing the smeg out of them on the "well lit" covers.”
“Who gives a smeg about what officer is in charge of what fubar de jure?”
“In a galaxy of anti-Semites she may indeed be a pile o' smeg.”
"Did Ezra Klein post anti-Semitic comments to set up Ann Althouse?"
“Or, “Dude, is this just smeg, or should I have this checked?””
“I want to see the whole criminal, perverted, mendacious gutter-smeg of them in the dock.”
“Well, shag me twice ... who the smeg was responsible for that lameass decision?”
“Cover me in month old smeg and ram me repeated against a blunt fence post until it eventually ruptures through my chest and punctures at least two vital organs.”
“How the smeg do you write "all purpose cultural catgirl nuku nuku OVA" on a standard CDR ... there's not that much space!”
“American women should read a history book instead of the pandering smeg i see every where.”
Lists
These user-created lists contain the word ‘smeg’.
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Expletive Mimicry
Words that sound like words you shouldn't use.
frak, feldergarb, dagummit, daggum, gosh, darn, golly, fiddleesticks, fudge, gee, dang, shoot and 36 more...
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Words
teeter, headlong, reprobate, canard, ersatz, prevaricate, trenchant, minatory, fatuous, stultify, vitiate, fulminate and 135 more...
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Favorite Words That Aren't Really Words
Whether slang, acronyms, or madeupical, they're too good not to put on some list or other. See the companion list, "Favorite Words That Are Really More Like Phrases," here.
pwned, craptacular, embiggen, phwoar, dealie-bob, doojiggy, bootylicious, craptastic, ^_^, π, oo-ee-oo-ah-ah-ti..., gustnado and 326 more...
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born2badored's Words
livid, fnordy, grok, bloopy, bokonon, disinformation, psychometrics, trip hop, acid jazz, bauble, dynamic, constant and 91 more...
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Invented swear words
Red Dwarf's given us "smeg" (among others), Battlestar recently entered the fray with "frak", but what other swear words have been invented by the inventive TV/film people?
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Words of weirdness
Weird words that are weird
fjord, rape, carnage, bubbles, wizz, screamery, dominion, panophobia, poopie, gremlin, fuzz, obtain and 103 more...
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logicalbiscotti's omniglottery
i heart words.
lolligag, defenestrate, dammsuga, kakumei, in cahoots, spleen, hubris, epoch, anaphylaxis, lummox, tincture, schadenfreude and 156 more...
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Red Dwarf
Words and things associated with Red Dwarf. The late 80's-early 90's Britcom.
red dwarf, smeg, scutter, starbug, rimmer, lister, holly, cat, kryten, gimboid, goit, backwards and 15 more...
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sixball's Words
rapacious, whimsical, moot, disingenuous, cavort, oblique, gad, specious, mooch, deoxyribonucleic, bollocks, oxymoron and 12 more...
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kraduate's list
myriad, phenomenal, poppycock, hippopotomonstros..., mollycoddle, pixilated, smeg, hafnarfjordhur, naysayer, w00t, noob, brouhaha and 28 more...
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mcbaine's Words
surficant, vicissitude, erinaceous, battousai, himura, wang, pedagogical, pedantic, immure, tertiary, tetrahedron, widget and 104 more...
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Distinctly British
Mostly but not limited to slang and some cockney guffy wibble
haberdashery, coventry, knackered, cack-handed, bate, bimble, blag, boffin, bonce, brolly, busk, cack and 71 more...
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solo1113's Words
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antihero's Words
Tweets
Looking for tweets for smeg.

born2badored It’s cold outside, there’s no kind of atmosphere,
I’m all along, more or less.
Let me fly, far away from here,
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun.
I want to lie, shipwrecked and comatose,
Drinking fresh mango juice.
Goldfish shoals, nibbling at my toes,
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun,
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun.
I’ll pack my bags, and head into hyperspace,
Velocity at time-warp speed.
Spend my days in ultraviolet rays,
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun.
We’ll lock on course, straight through the universe,
You and me, and the galaxy.
Reach the stage, hyperdrive’s engaged,
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun,
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun.
Dec 8, 2006