Definitions
American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
- n. Vulgar Slang The vulva.
- n. Offensive & Vulgar Slang A woman or girl.
Century Dictionary and Cyclopedia
- n. The female pudendum. Fletcher, Poems, p. 104.
Wiktionary
- n. vulgar, slang A vagina, pussy, vulva, clitoris.
- n. UK, New Zealand, offensive, vulgar, slang A contemptible and stupid person, idiot (sometimes used affectionately).
- v. transitive, UK, slang To hit, slap.
WordNet 3.0
- n. a man who is a stupid incompetent fool
- n. obscene terms for female genitals
Etymologies
- Unknown origin. (Wiktionary)
- Origin unknown. (American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition)
Examples
“I could, however, answer the question as to how much I dislike--and how teeth-grindingly annoying I find--your 'twat'-rants read, from POV: 'resorts to gleefully using that word with malevolence and without a discriminating regard for fellow readers/commenters'.”
"I haven't liked a candidate enough to be actually disillusioned by one in . . . "
“The only twat is the person that wrote the shit above, I stopped reading after line two.”
“Every jackass and twat is going to be dressing as him.”
“Also, the scene revealing it involves an alien saying the word twat, and that amused the hell out of me.”
“I love it wwhen people keep saying the word twat over and over again.”
“The twat is the person making statements of certainty that bear no resemblance to reality.”
“You are a twat and were called a twat by me not for accusing me of ever having used a nom de plume in the blogosphere.”
“You were called a twat as a simple statement of fact, for your lack of understanding, proportion, GSOH, categories, and so on.”
“Yes, I've been called a twat for wanting to twit (tweet?).”
“Who can forget Stephen Colbert making Meredith Vieira squirm by saying "twat" on the "Today Show"?”
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Lists
These user-created lists contain the word ‘twat’.
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buttocks
words for buttocks and anything
to do with buttockshiney, heiney, nates, hindquarters, bum, backside, behind, bottom, breech, bunny, butt, can and 160 more...
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UK - slang
chin wag, arse about, bollock, starkers, sweet Fanny Adams, skive, shufti, codswallop, rhyming slang, bollocks, nookie, skew-whiff and 208 more...
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Mother-of-All-Saints
Some alternatives to calling it your 'stuff'.
Mount of Venus, nameless, name-it-not, omnibus, the novelty, niche, nest, moss-rose, peach, old-ding, old woman, the nonsuch and 115 more...
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funny & derogatory
WARNING: VERY EXPLICIT. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
funny derogatory names, quotes, phrases.
( open list, randomness, ad hom, ad hominem )
also see:
buttfucking quitter, dirty sanchez, donkey punch, falcon punch, assbadger, unicorn turd, assclown, fudgenut, quackery, friggin homo, buttmuncher, jackwagon and 292 more... -
Words sung by: Belle and Sebastian
beguiling, herbaceous, peninsula, suffragette, damascan, hastening, berserk, overtime, leccy, bestow, swathe, arab strap and 193 more...
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Origin unknown
bamboozle, ballyhoo, banter, bludgeon, chad, cocktail, culvert, curmugeon, dildo, dude, dweeb, dyke and 51 more...
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Vagina
all the words for vagina other than vagina
cunt, twat, pussy, minge, cooter, beaver, snatch, axe gash, muff, box, slit, bearded clam and 36 more...
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QueenF's list
yada yada yada
yada, poop, swine, ignoramus, schlong, cock, shaft, bulge, stiffy, bearded clam, snatch, ho ho and 9 more...
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Insult me, slangly
muggins, fathead, jackass, twat, fuckstick, craptastick, dumbfuck, asshole, asshat, gorgeous, intelligent, brainiac and 3 more...
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Offensive Words
The worst of the bunch, bring um on
twat, asshole, pussy, dick, cunt, whore, slut, cum, blowjob, fuck, bitch, fanny and 42 more...
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sex organs
funny names for the private parts.
( noun, randomness, funny )
also see: http://www.wordnik.com/lists/a...hooha, wee wee, twat, ding dong, ding-a-ling, prick, wang, schlong, willy, rod, bum, box and 29 more...
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Twitter faves
The new favourite words of people on Twitter.
A script searches Twitter for "X is my new favourite word" and adds it to this list.
See also:
niglets, aw, flakey, shiznit, thatch, sexy, bummers, hotty, eargasms, ratchetry, weird, fab and 593 more... -
Twitter favourites
The new favourite words of people on Twitter.
A script searches Twitter for "X is my new favourite word" and adds it to this list.
See also:
thunderfuck, incredible, merp, sara, flopparoo, smother, fugly, buer, plum, canny, nefelibata, cuntbucket and 2434 more... -
Twitter favorites
The new favourite words of people on Twitter.
A script searches Twitter for "X is my new favorite word" and adds it to this list.
See also:
unfathomably, glice, cuh, fab, ciggaty, doll, thuggin, oxymoronic, pineapple, succubutt, griming, cheeky and 3027 more... -
Really Cool Four-Letter Words
I marvel at the amazing variety of four-letter words in the English language. And that's not even counting really common (to me) words like fuck.
ibis, pelf, sofa, iota, oboe, lava, icon, sped, puha, pulp, puma, kyat and 150 more...
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imogen's Words
coagitate, cloche, harum-scarum, foxglove, cryptolect, cant, roux, angora, duff, ulysse, schadenfreude, pepperpot and 315 more...
Tweets
Looking for tweets for twat.

Prolagus
(The life pursuit, by Belle and Sebastian) Nov 9, 2010
bilby Now here's some TWAT. Jul 24, 2008
yarb That's because it's you, personally, who finds it so offensive. Jul 23, 2008
johnmperry Personally I find this word just as offensive as cunt. But for some reason it is almost freely allowed on BBC television. Jul 23, 2008
yarb Ha ha. As they say at English football grounds, Rooooobert Browning, what a wanker, what a wanker! Jan 22, 2008
seanahan An amusing historical note from Wikipedia Jan 22, 2008
bilby "'Good', he said. 'Even Mickey Mouse locks on garage doors can be a pain in the ass. Big springs. Hard to tip them over. The one's as tired as an old whore's twat at daybreak, though. Lucky for us.'"
- 'The Dark Half', Stephen King. Dec 31, 2007
arby For some reason I find this word so much less offensive than cunt, maybe because it just sounds so silly it's impossible to take seriously as an obscenity. Also because it reminds me of twit, which I like. Sort of like "tit for tat", you could say "twit for twat". Except it doesn't rhyme, damn. May 4, 2007
abraxaszugzwang "get the jelly twat" Jan 18, 2007