http://www.wordnik.com/lists/dear-abby.xml We know that Wordie dearly needs an agony column. I have generously offered to host a Dear Abby column as a means of addressing the severe lack of social services at this site. <br /> <br />Please leave a summary of your problem here as a word entry. You may need to add a comment to fully explain the extent of your miserable circumstance. I'm sure other Wordies will be along shortly after and provide lots of really useful advice. Please note that I am conveniently categorising linguistic banter as useful advice. You will receive the Wordie Treatment and be cured. Trust me, I'm an anonymous person you met on the internet. <br /> <br />Thank you. <br /> <br />P.S. Please do not report <a href="/words/bugs">bugs</a> here. They belong on John's windshield. http://www.wordnik.com http://www.wordnik.com/words/bilby Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:47:19 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/bilby http://www.wordnik.com/words/daddy baby Fri, 11 Jul 2008 02:58:45 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/daddy baby http://www.wordnik.com/words/spatula plz, i has ass barnacles Fri, 11 Jul 2008 02:57:57 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/spatula plz, i has ass barnacles http://www.wordnik.com/words/too many gruntles Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:22:48 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/too many gruntles http://www.wordnik.com/words/those other brothers can't deny Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:13:51 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/those other brothers can't deny http://www.wordnik.com/words/i like big.... Wed, 02 Jul 2008 03:37:54 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/i like big.... http://www.wordnik.com/words/aboutyrapistesis Wed, 02 Jul 2008 02:56:57 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/aboutyrapistesis http://www.wordnik.com/words/wailing wall of wordie Wed, 02 Jul 2008 02:45:09 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/wailing wall of wordie http://www.wordnik.com/words/i have delusions of adequacy Wed, 02 Jul 2008 01:04:43 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/i have delusions of adequacy http://www.wordnik.com/words/i really am abby Wed, 02 Jul 2008 00:55:00 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/i really am abby http://www.wordnik.com/words/wondering what a bilby is Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:45:12 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/wondering what a bilby is http://www.wordnik.com/words/victim of a vicious smear campaign Tue, 01 Jul 2008 18:03:57 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/victim of a vicious smear campaign http://www.wordnik.com/words/every time i eat asparagus... Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:59:06 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/every time i eat asparagus... http://www.wordnik.com/words/mistaken identity Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:57:17 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/mistaken identity http://www.wordnik.com/words/too many custard tarts Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:06:56 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/too many custard tarts http://www.wordnik.com/words/impaled on textbooks Tue, 01 Jul 2008 14:12:33 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/impaled on textbooks http://www.wordnik.com/words/spread too thin Tue, 01 Jul 2008 13:55:54 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/spread too thin http://www.wordnik.com/words/don't want to work Tue, 01 Jul 2008 13:25:30 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/don't want to work