Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about. Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul. Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. Churck Norris' sperm can roundhouse kick competing sperm. The only reason that there is no life on Mars is because Chuck Norris got there first. Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning. Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting.. because he's not acting.