vanderpink has looked up 264 words, created 3 lists, listed 70 words, written 27 comments, added 7 tags, and loved 13 words.
Comments by vanderpink
Comments for vanderpink
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Eeep! I'm so sorry. Happy Mother's Day!
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Thank you - though I note you forgot Mother's Day.
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Happy Father's Day!
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I remember you used to like catsuits. They weren't, um, made out of... cats... were they?
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No. But I did once spin some tiger hair into yarn.
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Have you ever trained a tiger to crochet?
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Perhaps. Why do you ask?
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Working on a fancy pantsuit?
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Tut-tut! I would never feed innocent children to one of my big cats. You should know that better than anyone, ruzuzu.
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Just wondering whether you would train ligers by feeding them tots.
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Why do you ask?
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Have you ever trained a liger?
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This reminded me of you for some reason: Fearless toddler's encounter with lion.
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Father?
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Are you sure? The professor is not the only one who might have had an "operation".
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Mother?
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No contract - paper burns too easily. You will need to get a special tattoo, though.
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*slinks back in the shadows*
Do I have a contract to sign? -
eep!
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Prolagus: It has nothing to do with the location of the secret lair, if that's what you're asking. (Did you hear that, professor von schmartzenpanz?)
PossibleUnderscore: You're hired.
ruzuzu: I'm keeping my eye on you. -
Er, well, no, I only meant, I mean, it's good that you are open to, ahem, linguistic minorities...
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*trips over silent alarm*
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Tagalog? Hmm.
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*drops line*
Haha ruzuzu! I beat you!
*cue evil laugh*
Edit: Wait a second- there aren't actually any tigers... are there?
I thought I just secured myself the job of a lifetime!!
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Mmm. I am always looking for new employees. Do drop me a line if you are sincerely interested in meeting my tigers.
*vanishes in a puff of pink smoke* -
Who me? No. I just... uh... *tries to think fast* I'm um, interested in your tiger-training abilities, that's all. Big fan! Really! *trips silent alarm*
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I sincerely doubt it. You seem awfully interested, though.
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Couldn't he figure that out based on your list of rejected locations for your secret lair?
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I would not want to offer the fiendish professor any more clues regarding my whereabouts.
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Why didn't you play "Identify the Wordienik?" I'd think it'd be right up your alley.
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Thank you for the gesture, but it is far too late for such kindness to dissuade me from MY DESPERATE PLAN TO EXACT REVENGE AGAINST THE PROFESSOR.
I was just about to have some breakfast - could I offer you some nuts and berries? -
Congratulations on your tiger-training skills.
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Thank you, leather-eared creature. I'm certainly glad someone can find entertainment in my tale of woe.
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I'm enjoying the unfolding narrative on the mot du jour!
Could this be the world's slowest moving thriller, dear readers? Join me for the next glacial instalment! -
Mwohahahaha!
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How do you dare!
vanderpink commented on the list identify-the-word-ie-nik--2013
Normally I would not consider joining any clamouring masses, but the Eurovision contest is over and I am looking for something new to amuse me. Shall we begin?
May 20, 2013
vanderpink commented on the user goodkitten
*vanishes in a puff of pink smoke*
Jun 27, 2012
vanderpink commented on the user goodkitten
Yes.
Jun 27, 2012
vanderpink commented on the user goodkitten
Bilbyzcat: Here is my card - feel free to contact me if you would like a daring helicopter rescue during which we could discuss your ideas about revenge, world domination, "cheezburgers" et cetera.
Ruzuzu: You disappoint me.
Jun 27, 2012
vanderpink commented on the user goodkitten
Did I hear the word "revenge"? I'd be happy to offer you new employment.
Jun 27, 2012
vanderpink commented on the user vanderpink
Thank you - though I note you forgot Mother's Day.
Jun 18, 2012
vanderpink commented on the user PossibleUnderscore
I'm still looking for new employees, if you know anyone who might be interested.
*vanishes in a puff of pink smoke*
Jun 18, 2012
vanderpink commented on the list it-s-a-trap
I didn't hear a thing.
Feb 26, 2012
vanderpink commented on the word indecisive teas
I'll admit it. My fondness for solving crossword puzzles almost got me caught. But have no fear - tonight my tigers will dine on disloyal henchmen.
You'll never find me, professor von schmartzenpanz!
Oct 24, 2011
vanderpink commented on the user vanderpink
No. But I did once spin some tiger hair into yarn.
Jul 20, 2011
vanderpink commented on the user vanderpink
Perhaps. Why do you ask?
Jul 20, 2011
vanderpink commented on the user vanderpink
Tut-tut! I would never feed innocent children to one of my big cats. You should know that better than anyone, ruzuzu.
Jun 28, 2011
vanderpink commented on the user vanderpink
Why do you ask?
Jun 28, 2011
vanderpink commented on the user vanderpink
Are you sure? The professor is not the only one who might have had an "operation".
Jun 15, 2011
vanderpink commented on the user vanderpink
No contract - paper burns too easily. You will need to get a special tattoo, though.
May 5, 2011
vanderpink commented on the user vanderpink
Prolagus: It has nothing to do with the location of the secret lair, if that's what you're asking. (Did you hear that, professor von schmartzenpanz?)
PossibleUnderscore: You're hired.
ruzuzu: I'm keeping my eye on you.
May 4, 2011
vanderpink commented on the user vanderpink
Mmm. I am always looking for new employees. Do drop me a line if you are sincerely interested in meeting my tigers.
*vanishes in a puff of pink smoke*
Apr 25, 2011
vanderpink commented on the user vanderpink
I sincerely doubt it. You seem awfully interested, though.
Apr 25, 2011
vanderpink commented on the user vanderpink
I would not want to offer the fiendish professor any more clues regarding my whereabouts.
Apr 25, 2011
vanderpink commented on the word lion-hunter
You'll never catch me, Professor.
Apr 25, 2011
vanderpink commented on the user bilby
Flesh-fly, eh? I'm watching you, too.
Apr 3, 2011
vanderpink commented on the word flesh-fly
Ha very ha.
*starts keeping a closer eye on Mr Leatherears*
Apr 3, 2011
vanderpink commented on the user vanderpink
Thank you for the gesture, but it is far too late for such kindness to dissuade me from MY DESPERATE PLAN TO EXACT REVENGE AGAINST THE PROFESSOR.
I was just about to have some breakfast - could I offer you some nuts and berries?
Mar 26, 2011
vanderpink commented on the user vanderpink
Thank you, leather-eared creature. I'm certainly glad someone can find entertainment in my tale of woe.
Mar 9, 2011
vanderpink commented on the user vanderpink
Mwohahahaha!
Feb 28, 2011
vanderpink commented on the word professor von schmartzenpanz
Indeed - one would think a man skilled at creating algorithms could have predicted this.
Feb 28, 2011
vanderpink commented on the word professor von schmartzenpanz
It would seem we meet again, professor.
Feb 27, 2011