vanderpink has looked up 264 words, created 3 lists, listed 70 words, written 7 comments, added 7 tags, and loved 13 words.

Comments by vanderpink

  • Normally I would not consider joining any clamouring masses, but the Eurovision contest is over and I am looking for something new to amuse me. Shall we begin?

    May 20, 2013

  • *vanishes in a puff of pink smoke*

    June 27, 2012

  • Yes.

    June 27, 2012

  • Bilbyzcat: Here is my card - feel free to contact me if you would like a daring helicopter rescue during which we could discuss your ideas about revenge, world domination, "cheezburgers" et cetera.

    Ruzuzu: You disappoint me.

    June 27, 2012

  • Did I hear the word "revenge"? I'd be happy to offer you new employment.

    June 27, 2012

  • Thank you - though I note you forgot Mother's Day.

    June 18, 2012

  • I'm still looking for new employees, if you know anyone who might be interested.
    *vanishes in a puff of pink smoke*

    June 18, 2012

  • I didn't hear a thing.

    February 26, 2012

  • I'll admit it. My fondness for solving crossword puzzles almost got me caught. But have no fear - tonight my tigers will dine on disloyal henchmen.

    You'll never find me, professor von schmartzenpanz!

    October 24, 2011

  • No. But I did once spin some tiger hair into yarn.

    July 20, 2011

  • Perhaps. Why do you ask?

    July 20, 2011

  • Tut-tut! I would never feed innocent children to one of my big cats. You should know that better than anyone, ruzuzu.

    June 28, 2011

  • Why do you ask?

    June 28, 2011

  • Are you sure? The professor is not the only one who might have had an "operation".

    June 15, 2011

  • No contract - paper burns too easily. You will need to get a special tattoo, though.

    May 5, 2011

  • Prolagus: It has nothing to do with the location of the secret lair, if that's what you're asking. (Did you hear that, professor von schmartzenpanz?)

    PossibleUnderscore: You're hired.

    ruzuzu: I'm keeping my eye on you.

    May 4, 2011

  • Mmm. I am always looking for new employees. Do drop me a line if you are sincerely interested in meeting my tigers.

    *vanishes in a puff of pink smoke*

    April 25, 2011

  • I sincerely doubt it. You seem awfully interested, though.

    April 25, 2011

  • I would not want to offer the fiendish professor any more clues regarding my whereabouts.

    April 25, 2011

  • You'll never catch me, Professor.

    April 25, 2011

  • Flesh-fly, eh? I'm watching you, too.

    April 3, 2011

  • Ha very ha.
    *starts keeping a closer eye on Mr Leatherears*

    April 3, 2011

  • Thank you for the gesture, but it is far too late for such kindness to dissuade me from MY DESPERATE PLAN TO EXACT REVENGE AGAINST THE PROFESSOR.

    I was just about to have some breakfast - could I offer you some nuts and berries?

    March 26, 2011

  • Thank you, leather-eared creature. I'm certainly glad someone can find entertainment in my tale of woe.

    March 9, 2011

  • Mwohahahaha!

    February 28, 2011

  • Indeed - one would think a man skilled at creating algorithms could have predicted this.

    February 28, 2011

  • It would seem we meet again, professor.

    February 28, 2011

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  • Eeep! I'm so sorry. Happy Mother's Day!

    June 18, 2012

  • Thank you - though I note you forgot Mother's Day.

    June 18, 2012

  • Happy Father's Day!

    June 18, 2012

  • I remember you used to like catsuits. They weren't, um, made out of... cats... were they?

    July 20, 2011

  • No. But I did once spin some tiger hair into yarn.

    July 20, 2011

  • Have you ever trained a tiger to crochet?

    July 20, 2011

  • Perhaps. Why do you ask?

    July 20, 2011

  • Working on a fancy pantsuit?

    July 20, 2011

  • Tut-tut! I would never feed innocent children to one of my big cats. You should know that better than anyone, ruzuzu.

    June 28, 2011

  • Just wondering whether you would train ligers by feeding them tots.

    June 28, 2011

  • Why do you ask?

    June 28, 2011

  • Have you ever trained a liger?

    June 28, 2011

  • This reminded me of you for some reason: Fearless toddler's encounter with lion.

    June 16, 2011

  • Father?

    June 15, 2011

  • Are you sure? The professor is not the only one who might have had an "operation".

    June 15, 2011

  • Mother?

    June 9, 2011

  • No contract - paper burns too easily. You will need to get a special tattoo, though.

    May 5, 2011

  • *slinks back in the shadows*
    Do I have a contract to sign?

    May 4, 2011

  • eep!

    May 4, 2011

  • Prolagus: It has nothing to do with the location of the secret lair, if that's what you're asking. (Did you hear that, professor von schmartzenpanz?)

    PossibleUnderscore: You're hired.

    ruzuzu: I'm keeping my eye on you.

    May 4, 2011

  • Er, well, no, I only meant, I mean, it's good that you are open to, ahem, linguistic minorities...

    May 4, 2011

  • *trips over silent alarm*

    May 4, 2011

  • Tagalog? Hmm.

    May 4, 2011

  • *drops line*
    Haha ruzuzu! I beat you!
    *cue evil laugh*

    Edit: Wait a second- there aren't actually any tigers... are there?
    I thought I just secured myself the job of a lifetime!!
    *flees from vanderpink*

    April 25, 2011

  • Mmm. I am always looking for new employees. Do drop me a line if you are sincerely interested in meeting my tigers.

    *vanishes in a puff of pink smoke*

    April 25, 2011

  • Who me? No. I just... uh... *tries to think fast* I'm um, interested in your tiger-training abilities, that's all. Big fan! Really! *trips silent alarm*

    April 25, 2011

  • I sincerely doubt it. You seem awfully interested, though.

    April 25, 2011

  • Couldn't he figure that out based on your list of rejected locations for your secret lair?

    April 25, 2011

  • I would not want to offer the fiendish professor any more clues regarding my whereabouts.

    April 25, 2011

  • Why didn't you play "Identify the Wordienik?" I'd think it'd be right up your alley.

    April 25, 2011

  • Thank you for the gesture, but it is far too late for such kindness to dissuade me from MY DESPERATE PLAN TO EXACT REVENGE AGAINST THE PROFESSOR.

    I was just about to have some breakfast - could I offer you some nuts and berries?

    March 26, 2011

  • Congratulations on your tiger-training skills.

    March 26, 2011

  • Thank you, leather-eared creature. I'm certainly glad someone can find entertainment in my tale of woe.

    March 9, 2011

  • haha response!

    March 9, 2011

  • I'm enjoying the unfolding narrative on the mot du jour!
    Could this be the world's slowest moving thriller, dear readers? Join me for the next glacial instalment!

    March 9, 2011

  • Mwohahahaha!

    February 28, 2011

  • How do you dare!

    February 28, 2011