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• “Ai fink teh term furst fot ov wen sum playrz aksidentlee typd teh “P” insted ov teh “O”.”

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• “He happened to be th 'furst' at gate into th 'bell chamer, soa he hung th' sheep pluck up agean th 'wall, an' then went daan agean, leavin a little lamp burnin i'th 'steeple.”

  Yorksher Puddin' A Collection of the Most Popular Dialect Stories from the Pen of John Hartley

• “Ai havjust had mai "furst" anniversayr ov bein heer az a commter purrrson.”

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• “(Or at least, y kant Al reed past the furst paragraf?)”

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• “You'll be mine, noo, an' till the end o' time, ma bonnie lassie, I'll tak the full guid o' ye'and gie it back, and gie it back tae ye:a furst kiss, a lang promise: time's gowden ring.”

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• “I was a little girl when I furst met Mr. Sutton, my Dad was a NYC cab driver and he counted Mr. Sutton as a friend.”

  Malcolm X lawyer, New York pol Percy Sutton dead at 89

• “April 15, 2010 at 3:51 pm srsly, dood, ai wuz heer furst.”

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• “OH! did nawt git teh pun, furst three thymes or chives ai read.”

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• “Ai cud jest need mai furst gigglol ob teh day befoar ai duz anyfing else!”

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• “The guy inda pic wun the furst Norbeejun idol – and the internashunal final that year! he beet the american gurl hoo ebreewun said was gonna win…”

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