Definitions
Century Dictionary and Cyclopedia
- n. One who or that which tosses: as, a tosser of balls.
Wiktionary
- n. UK, slang, pejorative A male who masturbates.
- n. UK, slang, pejorative An objectionable male, often somewhat obnoxious in demeanour.
- n. One who tosses or throws something.
- n. computing A program that forwards or redirects messages on a bulletin board system.
GNU Webster's 1913
- n. One who tosses.
WordNet 3.0
- n. terms of abuse for a masturbator
- n. someone who throws lightly (as with the palm upward)
Etymologies
- to toss + -er. In the British slang senses, toss refers specifically to the masturbate meaning. (Wiktionary)
Examples
“IG, shame that this absolute tosser is not revealed to the whole world. on January 8, 2010 at 7: 23 am inspectorgadget”
“A tosser is man learned and skilled in the ways of Onan and a mockney acent is a cockney ccent affected by a middle class person.”
“Yahoos widget site, including a bulk coin tosser and one that tracks the price of gold every 30 minutes.”
“Do you think there is any semantic difference between the words 'tosser' and 'wanker'?”
“At the time, the Conservative Party came under criticism for it mainly because it used the word "tosser" and was apparently insulting to people.”
“What kind of tosser does that—drop chewing-gum on a shop floor?”
“The "tosser" has one or two accomplices who win the first money to excite the crowd or again to increase their waning energy.”
“The "tosser" shuffles again, the man wins and puts many silver dollars in his pocket.”
“The "tosser" and his accomplices will follow Americans, or "greenoes," as they call us, for squares.”
“The "tosser" comment is nothing to do with the usefulness of LinkedIn.”
Lists
These user-created lists contain the word ‘tosser’.
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UK - slang
chin wag, arse about, bollock, starkers, sweet Fanny Adams, skive, shufti, codswallop, rhyming slang, bollocks, nookie, skew-whiff and 208 more...
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funny & derogatory
WARNING: VERY EXPLICIT. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
funny derogatory names, quotes, phrases.
( open list, randomness, ad hom, ad hominem )
also see:
buttfucking quitter, dirty sanchez, donkey punch, falcon punch, assbadger, unicorn turd, assclown, fudgenut, quackery, friggin homo, buttmuncher, jackwagon and 274 more... -
britishisms
A tip of my hat to the snarkiest of English dialects. Here here!
Ponce, snog, bloody, barmy, blasted, blooming, bleeding, knackered, poppycock, wanker, tosser, cracked and 52 more...
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Twitter faves
The new favourite words of people on Twitter.
A script searches Twitter for "X is my new favourite word" and adds it to this list.
See also:
niglets, aw, flakey, shiznit, thatch, sexy, bummers, hotty, eargasms, ratchetry, weird, fab and 457 more... -
Twitter favourites
The new favourite words of people on Twitter.
A script searches Twitter for "X is my new favourite word" and adds it to this list.
See also:
bumwank, calamity, recalcitrant, gayenese, jeeze, nonsense, flabbergasted, juxtapose, procrastinating, ossanity, biffing, loser and 1972 more... -
words I love
uncouth, milquetoast, clusterfuck, salacious, usurp, harpoon, unsavoury, bulwark, legerdemain, qualm, quagmire, trumps and 209 more...
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The Motherland! (God Bless the Queen)
Words that remind me of England, which I miss very much.
snog, nappy, wanker, telly, knickers, crumpet, pants, bum, loo, bollocks, stroppy, whinge and 108 more...
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Stralya
I love a sunburnt country
Some words will just always conjure images of my country for me.snag, footy, holden, bondi, bewdy, fair dinkum, strewth, minda, bruce, mate, dinky di, true blue and 47 more...
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buffyisms.
World of Joss Whedon.
shindig, hootenanny, wanker, tosser, nancy-boy, peaches, brolly, bugger, mosey, slayer, doppelgänger, vampire and 3 more...
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my kith & kin
;)
villain, wanker, fool, tosser, shyster, scoundrel, ratbag, rascal, spazz, wastrel, phony, moron and 41 more...
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chiefly british
windlestraw, boffin, poppet, bloody, motorway, telly, git, tyre, windscreen, zebra crossing, panda car, lorry and 61 more...
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Favourite Insults
wanker, bozo, crackpot, twerp, smarty pants, clodhopper, blackguard, frump, wimp, bumpkin, dick head, chump and 37 more...
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Across the Pond
Words from Europe that amuse me. Words I associate with the BBC and British Literature. Any word that is not from the US or has a different spelling/pronunciation than the US version.
knickers, jodhpurs, stones, peckish, haver, blather, kith, valkyrie, haggis, egad, tosser, schadenfreude and 29 more...
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T is for Tin Pan Alley
My T Words
tagony, tard wrangler, tavern, tea for two, technicolor, telly, that's the ticket, thumbkin, thunderbolt, tiger lily, tin pan alley, tomahawk and 56 more...
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favs
oy vey, pugnacious, uncanny, daft, tosser, loo, arse, bloody, demented, rubbish, spiffy, unrealizable and 16 more...
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BBC Upgrades Flap To Row
The Onion (November 9, 2007)
flap, row, parliament, conservative, lord, speaker, fortnight, old, handbag, proper, barney, eppy and 16 more...
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