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Definitions
Wiktionary
- n. Internet, rare The crossposting of a message to an unreasonably large number of newsgroups.
WordNet 3.0
- n. trademark: soft processed American cheese
Etymologies
- After Velveeta, a brand of processed cheese, perhaps likening its spreadability to the spreading of a post across newsgroups. Compare spam junk e-mail (named after SPAM, brand of processed meat). (Wiktionary)
Examples
“I live in asia where velveeta is nonexistent, and this is a lovely - LOVELY - solution.”
“Scramble until partially cooked, then add cheese (something that melts easily, like finely grated cheese or 2% velveeta cut up small), green chile salsa, and optionally, some chopped fresh tomato.”
“I miss that more than the velveeta and ro-tel variety.”
“It is what it seems, fritos corn chips layered with any old canned beandip, and velveeta cheese.”
“In your trope-warping paranormal romance, you could have the character with a tramp stamp who then has to have it skinned from her body due to it corroding her soul: and by corroding her soul, I mean turning her into human velveeta.”
"Quell the rage that deeply seethes, the extremes of these devotions."
“The phrase "human velveeta" seems perfectly suited to the tramp-stamp covers, as well.”
"Quell the rage that deeply seethes, the extremes of these devotions."
“I love how she showed the proper respect for the American iron chef program by using velveeta.”
“I can't wait to try this Queso, I love velveeta too, but it's just so bad for you!!”
“She uses Velveeta! perhaps I'll capitulate and do velveeta + Jack.”
“I believe those without access to rotel and velveeta will RAVE, too.”
Lists
These user-created lists contain the word ‘velveeta’.
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Fake Food
batter blaster, cheez whiz, easy cheese, sno balls, jell-o, velveeta, hawaiian punch, fruit loops, cool whip, dream whip, pringles, pop-tart and 37 more...
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genericized trademarks
Trademarked names that people use to refer to the thing in general, regardless of maker.
xerox, saran wrap, play-doh, silly putty, jell-o, crapper, band-aid, sharpie, biro, bic, zippo, thermos and 81 more...
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Things from my memory
nigger baby, mexican jumping bean, puddle jumper, mood ring, pet rock, cat scratch fever, taxman, hippie, vaseline, argyrol, mercurchrome, methiolade and 655 more...
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cheese i've eaten
adelle, brillat savarin, coupole, grayson, tomme de savoie, segredo serrano, parmegiano reggiano, cabot cheddar, shropshire, edam, robiola, mont briac and 47 more...
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skipvia's Words
syzygy, egg, lossy, catharsis, impuissance, truckle, obsequious, sequoia, sonot khazoot, alizarin, sepulchre, klister and 434 more...
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Southwest Package
Tweets
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ExpatGrocer velveeta is more than a trademarked processed American Cheese, it is VELVEETA, the processed cheese product, which is typically high in calcium. Love in a box, it doesn't need to be refrigerated, melts exceptionally well, and mixed with Rotel and/or Chili, becomes a comfort food of home - Queso Feb 13, 2012
chained_bear I love that guy's site. :) It "goes great" with food! Try it in milk! It's wholesome and pleasing. Jun 29, 2009
skipvia Bilby, I hope that dish has plenty of 7-Up in its ingredients list. You can even have 7-Up salad with 7-Up dressing! For a real thirst quencher, wash it down with some 7-Up! (Don't forget to hit the Next button for examples...) Jun 29, 2009
madmouth it has often been my experience that things are definitely connected...in a very dumb way. like two fully independent but temporally connected overhearings of people discussing two girls and a cup...sort of thing.
Jun 29, 2009
bilby Funnily enough, velveteen is currently the Most Wordied. Jun 29, 2009
madmouth American cheese -- the opposite of cheese. Jun 29, 2009
bilby Here's another classic for skipvia. WARNING: Not Safe For Arteries. Jun 29, 2009
reesetee Skipvia, you're cracking me up with that image! Feb 10, 2008
jennarenn John, I think we may be talking about the same recipie. Mine only has four ingredients: broccoli, crackers, butter, and Velveeta. Feb 10, 2008
skipvia John--tell me you can look at this picture and ever eat Velveeta again. See puke bowl if you need additional evidence... Feb 10, 2008
john Certain dishes--I'm thinking very fondly of a Broccoli Cheese Casserole served by midwestern relatives--require Velveeta. Not cheese, Velveeta. It melts differently. It's velvety. Feb 10, 2008
jennarenn What I love is those tubs of spreadable port wine cheese. Slightly sketch; perfectlty wonderful. (I also have a good recipie that calls for Velveeta, but I never know what to do with the rest of the brick.) Feb 10, 2008
treeseed I admit it! I eat Velveeta on occasion. Are you ready for this? Broiled on hamburger buns! Served with Campbell's tomato soup with a pat of butter floating in the middle...It's a nostalgia thing. My arteries were probably hard by kindergarten thanks to Mom's cuisine. Feb 10, 2008
chained_bear ... I have nothing to add.
Who the hell eats Velveeta? I don't think I've ever tasted it.
Cheese Wiz, now, THAT I've tasted. It's very very salty. Feb 10, 2008
reesetee Wait for it.... ;-) Jan 24, 2008
skipvia I guess Velveeta has more guar gum to make the cheese stand alone, to borrow a favorite phrase from chained_bear.
Where is she, anyway? A page like this will usually elicit some form of reaction from her. Jan 24, 2008
reesetee I've always thought of Cheez Wiz as just a softer, non-sliceable form of Velveeta. Jan 24, 2008
skipvia Another fine cheese-like food product, brought to you by the same folks that manufacture Cheez Whiz. Jan 24, 2008