jsu commented on the word bivy
A stylish container in which one stores one's perceived coolness. As in:
Person 1: "Hey John, isn't that new campstove nice."
Person 2: "You don't even know what a campstove is! I keep my campstove in my bivy, and it whispers your name like wolfgang puck."
or
Person 1: "Hey John, my girlfriend suggested that we all go bowling tonight."
Person 2: "You don't even know what girlfriends are! I keep my girlfriends in my bivy, and that is where we go bowling too."
December 18, 2006
jsu commented on the word brrrrr
Eritrean sound for flatulence.
jsu commented on the word lasered
The condition of being inebriated, confused or manhandled.
jsu commented on the word tuzz
Moroccan sound for flatulence.
jsu commented on the word musdesto
In reference to the idea that it takes 78234095679238457 muscles to frown but only 0.01 muscles to smile.
Attributed to Professor Bereket Haileab
jsu commented on the word jucket
(1) A variety of person that:
a. may or may not originate from southeastern Massachusetts;
b. is very skinny and wears tight pegleg jeans and lame sweatshirts;
c. could be described as a hick or a redneck;
d. grooms a feathered mullet;
e. shies away from a fight, but does not hesitate to kick the loser when the fight is over;
f. listens to Bon Jovi;
g. has a penchant for Funyuns and grape soda.
(2) One that makes a significant error in judgement is said to attend Jucket State University.
(3) A product, decision or phenomenon that is shortsighted, ignorant, wu jin or just plain stupid can be described as jucketry.
jsu commented on the word wu jin
Source: On a month-long expedition to the Arctic, a colleague of mine had a string of catastrophic zipper malfunctions that left his tent-door flapping, his jacket ventilated, and his fly open. Analysis revealed that all of the zipper disasters were associated with gear from EMS (Eastern Mountain Sports). In desperation, my colleague examined the zippers for answers and found the words "wu jin ninja" inscribed on each one.
Comments by jsu
jsu commented on the word bivy
A stylish container in which one stores one's perceived coolness. As in:
Person 1: "Hey John, isn't that new campstove nice."
Person 2: "You don't even know what a campstove is! I keep my campstove in my bivy, and it whispers your name like wolfgang puck."
or
Person 1: "Hey John, my girlfriend suggested that we all go bowling tonight."
Person 2: "You don't even know what girlfriends are! I keep my girlfriends in my bivy, and that is where we go bowling too."
December 18, 2006
jsu commented on the word brrrrr
Eritrean sound for flatulence.
December 18, 2006
jsu commented on the word lasered
The condition of being inebriated, confused or manhandled.
December 18, 2006
jsu commented on the word tuzz
Moroccan sound for flatulence.
December 18, 2006
jsu commented on the word musdesto
In reference to the idea that it takes 78234095679238457 muscles to frown but only 0.01 muscles to smile.
Attributed to Professor Bereket Haileab
December 18, 2006
jsu commented on the word jucket
(1) A variety of person that:
a. may or may not originate from southeastern Massachusetts;
b. is very skinny and wears tight pegleg jeans and lame sweatshirts;
c. could be described as a hick or a redneck;
d. grooms a feathered mullet;
e. shies away from a fight, but does not hesitate to kick the loser when the fight is over;
f. listens to Bon Jovi;
g. has a penchant for Funyuns and grape soda.
(2) One that makes a significant error in judgement is said to attend Jucket State University.
(3) A product, decision or phenomenon that is shortsighted, ignorant, wu jin or just plain stupid can be described as jucketry.
December 18, 2006
jsu commented on the word wu jin
Source: On a month-long expedition to the Arctic, a colleague of mine had a string of catastrophic zipper malfunctions that left his tent-door flapping, his jacket ventilated, and his fly open. Analysis revealed that all of the zipper disasters were associated with gear from EMS (Eastern Mountain Sports). In desperation, my colleague examined the zippers for answers and found the words "wu jin ninja" inscribed on each one.
December 18, 2006