http://www.wordnik.com/lists/poetrie-twat.xml Like a <a href="/words/Night Club">Night Club</a> in the morning, you’re the <a href="/words/bitter end">bitter end</a>. <br />Like a recently disinfected <a href="/words/shit-house">shit-house</a>, you’re clean <a href="/words/round the bend">round the bend</a>. <br />You give me <a href="/words/the horrors">the horrors</a> <br />too bad to be true. <br />All of my tomorrow’s <br />are <a href="/words/lousy">lousy</a> coz of you. <br />You put the <a href="/words/Shat">Shat</a> in Shatter, <br />Put the <a href="/words/Pain">Pain</a> in Spain, <br />Your germs are <a href="/words/splattered">splattered</a> about, <br />Your face is just a <a href="/words/stain">stain</a>. <br /> <br />You’re certainly no <a href="/words/raver">raver</a>, commonly known as a <a href="/words/drag">drag</a>. <br />Do us all a favour, here... wear this <a href="/words/polythene">polythene</a> bag. <br /> <br />You’re like a dose of <a href="/words/scabies">scabies</a>, <br />I’ve got you under my skin. <br />You make life a <a href="/words/fairy tale">fairy tale</a>... Grimm! <br /> <br />People mention <a href="/words/murder">murder</a> the moment you arrive. <br />I’d consider killing you if I thought you were alive. <br />You’ve got this <a href="/words/slippery">slippery</a> quality, <br />it makes me think of <a href="/words/phlegm">phlegm</a>, <br />and a <a href="/words/dual personality">dual personality</a>: <br />I hate both of them. <br /> <br />Your bad breath, <a href="/words/vamps disease">vamps disease</a>, <a href="/words/destruction">destruction</a>, and <a href="/words/decay">decay</a>. <br />Please, please, please, please, take yourself away. <br />Like a <a href="/words/death">death</a> at a <a href="/words/birthday party">birthday party</a>, <br />you <a href="/words/ruin">ruin</a> all the fun. <br />Like a sucked and spat out <a href="/words/smartie">smartie</a>, <br />you’re no use to anyone. <br />Like the <a href="/words/shadow">shadow</a> of the <a href="/words/guillotine">guillotine</a> <br />on a dead <a href="/words/consumptive">consumptive</a>’s face. <br />Speaking as an <a href="/words/outsider">outsider</a>, <br />what do you think of the <a href="/words/human race">human race</a>? <br /> <br />You went to a progressive psychiatrist. <br />He recommended <a href="/words/suicide">suicide</a>... <br />before scratching your <a href="/words/bad name">bad name</a> off his list, <br />and pointing the way outside. <br /> <br />You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to <a href="/words/fart">fart</a>. <br />You’re heading for a <a href="/words/breakdown">breakdown</a>, <br />better pull yourself apart. <br /> <br />Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes <a href="/words/amiss">amiss</a>. <br />Your attitudes are <a href="/words/platitude">platitude</a>s, <br />just make me wanna <a href="/words/piss">piss</a>. <br /> <br />What kind of creature bore you? <br />Was it some kind of <a href="/words/bat">bat</a>? <br />They can’t find a good word for you, <br />but I can... <br /><a href="/words/TWAT">TWAT</a>. <br /> <br />- John Cooper Clarke http://www.wordnik.com http://www.wordnik.com/words/round the bend Fri, 26 Oct 2007 06:09:04 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/round the bend http://www.wordnik.com/words/twat Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:53:27 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/twat http://www.wordnik.com/words/bat Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:53:12 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/bat http://www.wordnik.com/words/piss Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:53:04 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/piss http://www.wordnik.com/words/platitude Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:52:55 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/platitude http://www.wordnik.com/words/amiss Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:52:27 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/amiss http://www.wordnik.com/words/breakdown Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:52:18 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/breakdown http://www.wordnik.com/words/fart Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:52:08 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/fart http://www.wordnik.com/words/bad name Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:52:00 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/bad name http://www.wordnik.com/words/suicide Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:51:50 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/suicide http://www.wordnik.com/words/human race Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:51:41 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/human race http://www.wordnik.com/words/outsider Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:51:33 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/outsider http://www.wordnik.com/words/consumptive Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:51:18 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/consumptive http://www.wordnik.com/words/guillotine Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:51:07 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/guillotine http://www.wordnik.com/words/shadow Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:50:57 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/shadow http://www.wordnik.com/words/smartie Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:50:41 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/smartie http://www.wordnik.com/words/ruin Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:50:29 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/ruin http://www.wordnik.com/words/birthday party Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:50:20 +0000 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http://www.wordnik.com/words/fairy tale http://www.wordnik.com/words/scabies Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:48:36 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/scabies http://www.wordnik.com/words/polythene Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:46:17 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/polythene http://www.wordnik.com/words/drag Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:46:05 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/drag http://www.wordnik.com/words/raver Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:45:56 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/raver http://www.wordnik.com/words/stain Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:45:48 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/stain http://www.wordnik.com/words/splattered Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:45:39 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/splattered http://www.wordnik.com/words/pain Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:45:28 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/pain http://www.wordnik.com/words/shat Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:45:17 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/shat http://www.wordnik.com/words/lousy Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:45:00 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/lousy 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