Definitions
American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
- n. Informal A blunder or an error.
- n. Vulgar Slang An erection of the penis.
Wiktionary
- n. literally Who or which bones (removes bones).
GNU Webster's 1913
- n. an embarrassing mistake.
- n. one who bones food.
WordNet 3.0
- n. an embarrassing mistake
Etymologies
- from bone + -er (Wiktionary)
- bone(head) + -er1. (American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition)
Examples
“I emphasize the word boner, just to see if I can get a reaction.”
“It amazes me (not really) how stupid they sounded before the vote and how utterly stupid they are after the vote. boner is useless. hahahahahha”
Think Progress » House approves health care reform by vote of 219-212.
““House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-OH) said in a radio interview yesterday that “repealing” health care reform has to be the “No. 1 priority” for Republicans.” which has been exposed even by pox “news” as being impossible which explains why boner is the minority leader”
“April 8th, 2010 at 5: 24 pm jbrantow says: boner is at the bottom … like the last cheeto in the bag.”
Think Progress » More Americans have a ‘favorable’ opinion of the IRS than of the Tea Party.
“September 15th, 2009 4: 49 pm ET boner is the king of diversions. .he should know.”
“Warning: Please be advised this is a rant about a game you’ve probably never played, nor will ever have any interest in playing unless a) you’re a 14-year-old boy who gets a boner from the word “boobies”; b) you have a steady source of income, food and shelter from a source other than yourself; c) have recently become unemployed or divorced; or d) enjoy humiliating yourself in front of others.”
“Although it nice to see a naked chick, I’m at work and a boner is not good at work.”
“My boner is a lover not a fighter, thats why I have Quagmire tattooed above it.”
“We kept on talking, but it was clear that my boner was the only thing both of us had in mind.”
“And that takes a lot of bullshit, because my boner is a goddamn bullet train that is impervious to derailment.”
Lists
These user-created lists contain the word ‘boner’.
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Offensive Words
The worst of the bunch, bring um on
twat, asshole, pussy, dick, cunt, whore, slut, cum, blowjob, fuck, bitch, fanny and 42 more...
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Incorrectum
Mistakes, Errors and Accidents.
nihilartikel, solecism, bevue, corrigendum, acyrology, cacoepy, fido, hamartithia, jeofail, mésalliance, mumpsimus, pseudochronism and 63 more...
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Rhymes with Boner
boner, donor, honer, kroner, kronor, loner, owner, schoener, stoner, toner, zoner, moaner and 4 more...
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INTERP - verbal blunders
Speech errors and speech disfluencies
boner, gaffe, malapropism, Freudian slip, blooper, speech disfluency, phonological anti..., phonological pers..., gibberish, repetition, blend, slip of the tongue and 18 more...
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Misdaub and Other Blunders
misdaub, botch, bungle, misconstrue, lapse, miscalculation, flub, gaffe, underestimation, boner, indecorum, misstate and 28 more...
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male organ of copulation in mammals: ...
synonyms and euphemisms and metaphors and allusions
dick, dork, boner, dong, whang, tool, peepee, willy, weewee, schlang, organ, skin flute and 11 more...
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Twitter favorites
The new favourite words of people on Twitter.
A script searches Twitter for "X is my new favorite word" and adds it to this list.
See also:
unfathomably, glice, cuh, fab, ciggaty, doll, thuggin, oxymoronic, pineapple, succubutt, griming, cheeky and 3063 more... -
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words I have an irrational and burnin...
celesbian, crouch, perez hilton, slop, lotus boob, anal fissure, eat out, crotch, sewage, backwash, vomit, pus and 100 more...
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Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (2009)
Words from 2009 'Ghosts of Girlfriends Past' film.
ravishing, juggle, rehearsal, in bulk, hoard, miser, detract, appendage, ordain, slick, scent, innuendo and 68 more...
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not for mixed company
sodding, git, trollop, bitch, sissy, bastard, strumpet, pillock, quack, scallywag, cad, minx and 23 more...
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Funny People (2009)
Words from 2009 'Funny People' film.
frenzy, mousy, antsy, flaky, stutter, twitch, purse, gullible, hatred, dum-dum, jack off, vanquish and 16 more...
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a delightful romp
fun words? so many lists!
lollygag, sammich, piffle, whippersnapper, mustachioed, arrr, snogged, gastric condom, lactivist, password fatigue, family jewels, biznatch and 39 more...
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Have you met Dick?
Euphemisms for "penis". my inner 12 year old still finds them funny. suggestions welcome! i'm looking for single words only, 2 maximum. words that most people recognize and may also be used to desc...
euphemism, dick, cock, wang, stiffy, wood, chubby, turtle, schlong, willy, pecker, johnson and 21 more...
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Informal
canary, wishy-washy, brummie, veep, kludge, beaut, moniker, humongous, tushie, ponce, Chinaman, cocky and 44 more...
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The Horizontal Hula
Words relating to everyone's favorite activity.
tup, frottage, wank, snog, callypigian, concupiscent, turgid, priapism, dalliance, conjugal, nee, coitus interruptus and 18 more...
Tweets
Looking for tweets for boner.

nkocharh You'll be wanting the UD definition of this one…. Dec 12, 2006