from The Century Dictionary.

  • To cheat; overreach by deception; swindle.
  • To toddle, as a child in walking; move rapidly up and down, or backward and forward; jog; shake.

from the GNU version of the Collaborative International Dictionary of English.

  • intransitive verb obsolete To totter, as a child in walking.
  • transitive verb colloq. To cheat or overreach.

from Wiktionary, Creative Commons Attribution/Share-Alike License.

  • noun music In percussion, two consecutive notes played by the same hand (either RR or LL), similar to the drag, except that by convention diddles are played the same speed as the context in which they are placed
  • noun slang, childish The penis.
  • verb transitive to cheat; to swindle
  • verb transitive to have sex with
  • verb transitive to masturbate (especially of women)
  • verb transitive to waste time

from WordNet 3.0 Copyright 2006 by Princeton University. All rights reserved.

  • verb deprive of by deceit
  • verb manipulate manually or in one's mind or imagination


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From dialectal duddle, "to trick" (16th century), "to totter" (17th century); perhaps influenced by the name (which itself was probably chosen as an allusion to duddle) of the swindling character Jeremy Diddler in Kenney's Raising the Wind (1803). Meaning "to have sex with" is from the 19th century, "to masturbate" is 1950's.


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