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  • noun jargon, computing, rare Problematic blocking of a software application's user interface due to slow operations.

Etymologies

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Ostensibly back-formation from janky ("shoddy, poor quality").

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Examples

  • And yes… while I love the word jank, it’s beginning to remind me of that line in Mean Girls… Stop trying to make ‘fetch’ happen.

    Get yer Monday morning mashups! | EW.com 2006

  • Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new PopWatch catchphrase (to go along with our new favorite adjective: "jank"), courtesy of the best

    Entertainment Weekly's PopWatch 2009

  • Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new PopWatch catchphrase (to go along with our new favorite adjective: "jank"), courtesy of the best

    Entertainment Weekly's PopWatch 2009

  • Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new PopWatch catchphrase (to go along with our new favorite adjective: "jank"), courtesy of the best

    Entertainment Weekly's PopWatch 2009

  • Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new PopWatch catchphrase (to go along with our new favorite adjective: "jank"), courtesy of the best

    Entertainment Weekly's PopWatch 2009

  • Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new PopWatch catchphrase (to go along with our new favorite adjective: "jank"), courtesy of the best

    Entertainment Weekly's PopWatch 2009

  • Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new PopWatch catchphrase (to go along with our new favorite adjective: "jank"), courtesy of the best

    Entertainment Weekly's PopWatch 2009

  • Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new PopWatch catchphrase (to go along with our new favorite adjective: "jank"), courtesy of the best

    Entertainment Weekly's PopWatch 2009

  • Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new PopWatch catchphrase (to go along with our new favorite adjective: "jank"), courtesy of the best

    Entertainment Weekly's PopWatch 2009

  • Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new PopWatch catchphrase (to go along with our new favorite adjective: "jank"), courtesy of the best

    Entertainment Weekly's PopWatch 2009

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  • A word my son uses to describe things that are worthless. From the Urban Dictionary: "broken; unnecessarily redundant, superfluous, or meaningless; stupid or ridiculously moronic; bootleg or of questionable quality."

    Typical usage: "My teacher made us read the whole chapter. It was so jank."

    February 19, 2008

  • wierd. maybe i'll randomly start saying it.

    April 20, 2008

  • Stupid; gay; retarded; anything that is the opposite of cool.

    January 15, 2009

  • Excuse me--gay? Have a little sensitivity, pal.

    January 15, 2009

  • I guess it's gay in the usual UD slang.

    January 15, 2009

  • Doesn't matter. To me, it's still offensive.

    January 15, 2009

  • Yeah. Using gay pejoratively is completely jank.

    January 15, 2009

  • Well, there's no need to say that I agree with you.

    January 16, 2009

  • I find it interesting that nobody took umbrage to the use of "retarded."

    January 16, 2009

  • dontcry: I was going to make a comment objecting, but got distracted.

    Prolagus: I think what you wanted to say is better expressed by "It goes without saying that I agree with you". Although "there's no need to say that I agree with you" technically means the same, it sounds unidiomatic somehow.

    (Trying to pin down why this is the case, the best I can come up with is "It goes without saying that ..." is neutral while "there's no need to ...." often has an element of reproach and refers to something one's interlocutor has just said or done, e.g. "there's no need to be snide" or "there's no need to get so high-and-mighty". I dunno. Maybe I'm being overly picky. It goes without saying that I wouldn't want to offend you .... :-) )

    January 16, 2009

  • It goes without saying that I'm not offended.

    January 16, 2009

  • I'm offended by my offendedness and my lack of offendedness, all of your individual offendednesses and lack of offendednesses, and also all of your collective offendednesses and the lack of offendednesses.

    January 16, 2009

  • Effendi! What a transparent effort to launch a marathon of phony umbrage taking, whichbe!

    January 16, 2009

  • Sionnach, I take massive umbrage at that.

    January 16, 2009

  • I take umbrage at everyone's umbrage-taking.

    *stuffs umbrage into an eco-smart cloth bag*

    Dontcry: I find "retarded" just as offensive, but the "gay" part screamed at me first.

    January 16, 2009

  • This page is so jank. In fact it's jank with umbrage.

    *washes hands*

    January 16, 2009

  • rank

    crank

    dank

    clank

    mank

    stank

    prank

    gank

    hank

    lank

    jank

    blank

    brank

    tank

    sank

    shank

    pickthank

    scrimshank

    mountebank

    gangplank

    slank

    spank

    swank

    skank

    wank

    yank

    "So many nasty words end in 'ank'. Clearly, there must be some natural association between that sound and ugliness."

    Discuss.

    January 16, 2009

  • Perhaps its the -nk. To wit:

    junk

    stunk

    funk

    drunk

    clunk

    fink

    stink

    January 16, 2009

  • Oh, but there are these fabulous -nk words:

    pink

    plink

    pronk

    think

    bobolink

    bonk

    cufflink

    distlefink

    wink

    redshank

    Besides, I like fink and mountebank. :-)

    January 16, 2009

  • I especially like boink. I love to say it. I love to hear it. Boink, boink, boink!

    January 16, 2009

  • And doink. That's a good one too.

    January 16, 2009

  • Oh, now you're just being silly.

    I take umbrage.

    January 16, 2009

  • You can't. I already took all of it.

    January 17, 2009

  • What the heck could be wrong with gangplank? It is not the least bit jank.

    Reesetee, dammit, I asked you not to hog all the umbrage! I'm taking umbrage that you took it all! *pouts*

    January 17, 2009

  • I'm glad skank made it to this page.

    January 17, 2009

  • Umbrage, umbrage, umbrage.

    There. I've given some back since reesetee took it all.

    Don't mention it. It goes without saying that you are thanking me.

    January 17, 2009

  • I'm offended by my own thankfulness of silence.

    January 17, 2009

  • The lank, rank, skank stank dankly on the pla-ank.

    ... by George she's got it, I think she's got it ....

    January 17, 2009

  • It goes without saying that I take huge umbrage at all the ridonkulous comments on this page. They're like, so totally jank.

    *Packs umbrage neatly into umbrage-receptacle and exits foxily*

    February 26, 2009

  • An item that is of poor quality, dilapidated, broken, etc. Also used to describe a situation, location, or activity that is useless, crappy, of suspect quality, etc.

    "You're going to some bar? That place is so jank!"

    "My computer is so jank, it freezes up all the time."

    "The professors has no idea what he's talking about. That class is so jank."

    June 27, 2009