With which to confuse innocent ladies (or gentlemen, if you prefer) who might be invited to don a coverslut and come to tour an adulterine castle. Plausible deniability through lexicographical obscurity.
Not sure about pulpatoon, so I deleted it. Sorry if I got carried away, VanishedOne. I could see how some of these don't fit exactly what you wanted, but I figured maybe it's better to give you the option to delete some than to not add them at all.
*wonders if whichbe will get going here too, tee hee...*