An open list of 163 words by ruzuzu.
- to get to the other side was added by ruzuzu and appears on 1 other list
- consider a spherical cow in vacuum was added by ruzuzu and appears on 1 other list
- professional courtesy was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- because 31 Oct = 25 Dec was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- The Aristocrats was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- a newspaper was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- one to fill the bathtub with clocks, and the other to hold the giraffe was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- because 7 8 9 was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- to go to a poultry reading was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- it's a hickory daiquiri, Doc was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- he said it was sixty-five million years old – and that was three years, two months and eighteen days ago was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- a cereal killer was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- Watson, you idiot - someone has stolen our tent was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- to get to the same side was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- a buck an ear was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- under me buckin' hat was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- Euripides, Eumenides was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- those who understand binary, and those who don't was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- because they taste funny was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- to get to the udder side was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- take my wife, please was added by ruzuzu and appears on 2 other lists
- orange you glad I didn't say banana was added by ruzuzu and appears on 2 other lists
- Moo! was added by chained_bear and appears on just this list
- No, I am the manager of the ice rink. was added by plethora and appears on just this list
- It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan--his old man's a Rolling Stone. was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- hare today, goon tomorrow was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- that's no lady, that's my wife was added by oroboros and appears on 1 other list
- Tag! You're it! was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- No soap, radio. was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- Mr Howard, having met you and several other Australians, I think Australia is perfectly suited to being a country was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- I'm a frayed knot was added by ruzuzu and appears on 1 other list
- you can tune a piano, but you can't tune a fish was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- he wanted to see time fly was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- I don't know him, but his face rings a bell was added by chained_bear and appears on just this list
- You'd think one of them would've seen it was added by chained_bear and appears on just this list
- No, I don't know him was added by chained_bear and appears on just this list
- dung was added by ruzuzu and appears on 14 other lists
- I hate playing golf with your father was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- I'm sorry, I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear. was added by ruzuzu and appears on 1 other list
- puffin was added by ruzuzu and appears on 11 other lists
- an alarm cluck was added by ruzuzu and appears on 2 other lists
- stick was added by ruzuzu and appears on 22 other lists
- carrot was added by ruzuzu and appears on 38 other lists
- a mouse going on vacation was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- two elephants was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- L'Humanité was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- because if it were small, white, and hard, it would be an aspirin was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- a cat has claws at the ends of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause was added by ruzuzu and appears on 1 other list
- what the hell was that all about? was added by reesetee and appears on just this list
- why don't you just wear a watch like everyone else? was added by reesetee and appears on just this list
- I don't know him, but he's a dead ringer for his brother was added by reesetee and appears on just this list
- a good start was added by reesetee and appears on just this list
- the next guy ducks was added by reesetee and appears on just this list
- The grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Steve?" was added by reesetee and appears on just this list
- I said socket, not sprocket! was added by dontcry and appears on just this list
- Why the long face? was added by dontcry and appears on just this list
- Nevermind, I'll sit in the dark was added by dontcry and appears on just this list
- What? They can't play golf at night? was added by dontcry and appears on just this list
- The grasshopper says, was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- DD was added by ruzuzu and appears on 1 other list
- that's for that and butter's for fish was added by madmouth and appears on 2 other lists
- the fancier it sounds, the more they charge was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- don't they have oranges in Korea was added by ruzuzu and appears on 1 other list
- decompose was added by ruzuzu and appears on 12 other lists
- we forgot the r - the word is celebrate was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- you have to query the author first was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- so she shot him with a bow and arrow was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- eats, shoots and leaves was added by ruzuzu and appears on 1 other list
- For stopping the bottle was added by fbharjo and appears on just this list
- edam was added by ruzuzu and appears on 13 other lists
- Sorry, we don't serve your type here was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- One bite at a time was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- You wouldn't get it was added by bilby and appears on 1 other list
- He leaves without any resistance was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- Silly rabbit, kicks are for squids was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- a frog in a blender was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- Come on, Fanny--let's get out of here was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- make like a banana and split was added by ruzuzu and appears on 2 other lists
- make like a baby and head out was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- anyone can learn to tango was added by plethora and appears on just this list
- Someone there let a pot boil over on the stove was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- I'll deal with you later was added by ruzuzu and appears on 2 other lists
- You do look a little pail was added by ruzuzu and appears on 1 other list
- Pull yourself together, man! was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- That's baaaaaaaaaad! was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- You're just playing too much croquet was added by ruzuzu and appears on 1 other list
- You must be Joe King was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- In the dark! was added by ruzuzu and appears on 1 other list
- Roger Dodger, you old codger was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- Because if it had four doors it would be a sedan. was added by ruzuzu and appears on 1 other list
- Porque no traje traje. was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- a nervous wreck was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- Oh, right--I'll get halfway across the lake and you'll turn off the flashlight was added by reesetee and appears on just this list
- Superman, you're a real jerk when you're drunk was added by reesetee and appears on just this list
- It's not unusual was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- this guy was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- penguin blushing was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- New Mexico was added by fbharjo and appears on 5 other lists
- he didn't see the ewe turn was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- anon. and trad. was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- Because if he didn't, he would be Ewar Woowar! was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- cheeses of Nazareth was added by ruzuzu and appears on 1 other list
- ar was added by ruzuzu and appears on 12 other lists
- polygon was added by ruzuzu and appears on 11 other lists
- Polaroids was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- rabbit was added by ruzuzu and appears on 40 other lists
- joke punchline was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- i 8 something was added by ruzuzu and appears on 1 other list
- the udder one was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- To the Möbius strip club! was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- brazillion was added by ruzuzu and appears on 4 other lists
- h-i-j-k-l-m-n-o was added by ruzuzu and appears on 1 other list
- There is at least one cow in Scotland, of which one side appears to be brown. was added by ruzuzu and appears on 3 other lists
- poultry in motion was added by ruzuzu and appears on 1 other list
- congress was added by ruzuzu and appears on 29 other lists
- hominy was added by ruzuzu and appears on 22 other lists
- Belgian kiss was added by ruzuzu and appears on 1 other list
- Animal Spirits ate the Invisible Hand. was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- None. That wood be showing off. was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- donkey was added by ruzuzu and appears on 35 other lists
- kicks are for squids was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- Supplies! was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- Shoot the Dog! was added by takchess and appears on just this list
- Alexander the Grape was added by takchess and appears on just this list
- Fssssssssh was added by takchess and appears on just this list
- That's the beer that made Milt Famy walk us was added by takchess and appears on just this list
- 239. One more would be Too-Farty was added by takchess and appears on just this list
- Art was added by takchess and appears on 3 other lists
- No Eye Deer was added by takchess and appears on just this list
- A Benny shaved is a Benny urned was added by takchess and appears on just this list
- Pennsylvania was added by takchess and appears on 5 other lists
- How do you drive this thing ? was added by takchess and appears on just this list
- Don't you ever parking in my parking spot again was added by takchess and appears on just this list
- He said f@@k him give him a buck was added by takchess and appears on just this list
- Take away his credit card was added by takchess and appears on just this list
- What's this a joke ? was added by takchess and appears on just this list
- New Jersey had first choice was added by takchess and appears on just this list
- a skunk with diaper rash was added by takchess and appears on just this list
- No only up to her waist was added by takchess and appears on just this list
- a pink car-nation was added by takchess and appears on just this list
- Only Hugh can prevent Florist Friers was added by takchess and appears on just this list
- Make me one with everything was added by takchess and appears on just this list
- You can't have mass without me was added by takchess and appears on just this list
- because he was a poor conductor was added by takchess and appears on just this list
- an outhouse door in a tuna boat was added by takchess and appears on just this list
- and they have nothing to go on was added by takchess and appears on just this list
- Mother sometimes you can be a real pain in the ass. was added by takchess and appears on just this list
- I don't know his name but his face sure rings a bell. was added by takchess and appears on just this list
- ppppt wet worms was added by takchess and appears on just this list
- He named them Hose A & Hose B was added by takchess and appears on just this list
- in their sleevies was added by takchess and appears on just this list
- yesterday we went to zoo today we are going to the movies was added by takchess and appears on just this list
- and one was a salted was added by takchess and appears on just this list
- then don't do that was added by takchess and appears on just this list
- Forget it It's over your head was added by takchess and appears on just this list
- some people just can't tell a joke was added by takchess and appears on just this list
- Would you like a toothbrush? was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- let's make like a banana and split was added by ruzuzu and appears on 1 other list
- I wish that had been my fumeral. was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it? was added by bourbonmots and appears on just this list
- Don't pay any attention to what the sheep say. They're terrible liars. was added by bourbonmots and appears on just this list
- One to change the lightbult and one to hold the penis....I mean the ladder! was added by bourbonmots and appears on just this list
- They gave me a Chihuahua? was added by bourbonmots and appears on just this list
ruzuzu Oh! Thanks for adding more, takchess. You just reminded me to add another one. Feb 29, 2012
takchess ruzuzu created this open list for joke's punch lines. I added a bunch. Anyone else up for the task ? Feb 28, 2012
ruzuzu Wow--that's awful. (So, of course, I just added it.) When I add new ones, I generally try to add the first part of the joke as a tag, but sometimes these are funnier on their own. Jan 17, 2012
jennarenn When I had just arrive at my current job, I was told that there were supplies wait for me in the copy room. My Korean coworker jumped out of the box and yelled "supplies"! Everyone else thought that it was funny.
Are these all real punchlines? I'd like to hear some of those jokes. Jan 16, 2012
ruzuzu For light bulb jokes, see pterodactyl's
excellent list. Sep 1, 2010
ruzuzu Ha! The grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Steve?" gets broken up because of the quotation marks. When you click on it, it just leads you to The grasshopper says,. Aug 5, 2010
fbharjo CB, it must have been a wok-in-closet! Who knows what you can cook up. Who, after all, stirs flies? Is it 'streamy' corn or current 'grainy' wheat? Aug 2, 2010
chained_bear My favorite was a friend of mine's; she used to say, "So the Chinese guy jumps out of the closet and yells, 'Supplies!'" Aug 2, 2010