* muskoxen have been described as "heavy metal bison" due to their 80s style manes.
* although never corroborated by independent observation, Omar the bushpilot insists that the most efficient way to search for soapstone in the arctic is to mount and ride a muskox.
Although poutine is a wonderful dish by itself, it can be used to augment the flaor and nutritional value of many other foods. For example, consider the following exchange:
Note that the hungry ninja has just placed an order for chops, applesauce, hearty griddle-fried cakes of bread, all smothered in gravy and cheese curds.
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muskox commented on the word muskox
* muskoxen have been described as "heavy metal bison" due to their 80s style manes.
* although never corroborated by independent observation, Omar the bushpilot insists that the most efficient way to search for soapstone in the arctic is to mount and ride a muskox.
* a soft pillow can be made from muskox hair.
December 19, 2006
muskox commented on the word bannock
1) Not to be confused with a hash made of meat and blueberries.
2) Rarely used as a contracted form of banana hammock.
December 19, 2006
muskox commented on the word leop
1. abbreviated form of leopard
2. one who wears a leopard print banana hammock
December 19, 2006
muskox commented on the word bannock
A hearty griddle-fried bread.
December 19, 2006
muskox commented on the word poutine
Although poutine is a wonderful dish by itself, it can be used to augment the flaor and nutritional value of many other foods. For example, consider the following exchange:
Waiter: What would you like for dinner?
Hungry ninja: I'll start with the pork chops with applesauce and bannock.
Waiter: Would you like to *poutine* that order? (Ed. note - emphasis added)
Hungry ninja (reluctantly, inevitably): Yeah, sure.
Note that the hungry ninja has just placed an order for chops, applesauce, hearty griddle-fried cakes of bread, all smothered in gravy and cheese curds.
December 19, 2006
muskox commented on the word commando
1. Not wearing underpants.
2. A state of vestment that leaves certain extremeties exposed or unclothed (used as a modifier), as in:
"It's not so cold and windy today, so I'll forgo the balaclava and go face commando."
"Wading across this icy river makes me wish I hadn't decided to go foot commando."
Note that usage (1) is a special case of usage (2), with underpants the inferred item of missing clothing.
December 19, 2006