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Definitions
American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
- n. Slang A detective.
- n. Chiefly British A fellow; a guy.
- n. Vulgar A penis.
- n. Vulgar A person, especially a man, regarded as mean or contemptible.
- v. Vulgar To take advantage of; cheat.
- v. Vulgar To have sexual intercourse with.
- dick around Vulgar To spend time idly; fool around.
- dick around Vulgar To be sexually promiscuous.
- dick up Vulgar To botch or bungle.
Wiktionary
- n. A male person.
- n. The penis.
- n. A highly contemptible person.
- n. absolutely nothing.
- n. A private detective.
- n. A detective.
- n. A declaration.
- v. To mistreat or take advantage of [somebody].
- v. To waste time, to goof off.
- v. To have sexual intercourse with.
- ten in Cumbrian sheep counting
Etymologies
- Shortening and alteration of detective.From Dick, nickname for Richard.
Examples
“Kinda like ruffies are the sower of my sex life, while my dick is the reaper of the benefits.”
“If not, I hope his dick is at least big enough to punch.”
Coffee-Shop Threatens To "Punch" Customer In His "Dick" - The Consumerist
“Kurtz set up her opening by saying that Gawker can get away with using salty language on their site and she responded by saying the word "dick" on TV and although it made it on the telecast, it”
“Not everyone knows that 'dick' is slang for a cop or a private eye or whatever.”
“December 30th, 2009 5: 35 pm ET dick is the reason the terrorists hate america if we give dick to the terrorists, would they go away happy? its worth a try!!!! think4urself”
“Fred ♪ ♫ ♪ says: worship and suck gods dick is a phony.”
Think Progress » Boehner Claims Student Loan Reform Will ‘Eliminate Every Bank In The Country’
“Democrats watch out, dick is eye-balling the Presidency in 2012.”
“September 2nd, 2009 1: 57 pm ET dick is just being a dick, now we know who was running the white house”
“My dick is like the Incredible Hulk movies, the first time you saw it 3 years ago it confused and disappointed you.”
“My dick is like Liv Tyler in the new Incredible Hulk.”
Lists
These user-created lists contain the word ‘dick’.
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old timey talk
Words or Sayings from the 1920's or whatever that no one really uses anymore (at least in that context).
scram, bearcat, heavens to betsy, dick, double-cross, ducky, gams, goofy, hooch, jalopy, john, joe and 174 more...
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Common English Words That Are Also First Names.
art, bob, bill, grace, hope, john, heather, pat, amber, jack, dale, glen and 170 more...
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Scrabble Names
Given names that were acceptable for play the last time I checked the OWL.
kris, ray, barb, morris, kat, mark, maria, erica, marge, mason, hunter, hazel and 164 more...
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The Penis Game
Euphemisms for the penis.
See also:
A Testicle by Any Other Name
Ward, I'm worried about the beavermale interfemoral..., penis, dick, cock, prick, willy, percy, peter, one-eyed trouser ..., piece of pork, wife's best friend, dong and 79 more...
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Boys I wouldn't go out with
As requested by bilby - http://wordie.org/lists/11872
clem, george, osama, adolph, dick, chewbacca, little willy, satan, santa claus, myself, chuck, lucifer and 48 more...
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Politicians' Nicknames
Reasonably well-known political figures. Or ones worthy enough to lampoon :-)
pig-iron bob, dubya, madam ten percent, helengrad, jfk, iron lady, the governator, kevin '07, mister thank-you, tricky dick, baby doc, the kingfish and 26 more...
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Offensive Words
The worst of the bunch, bring um on
twat, asshole, pussy, dick, cunt, whore, slut, cum, blowjob, fuck, bitch, fanny and 42 more...
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male organ of copulation in mammals: synonym list
synonyms and euphemisms and metaphors and allusions
dick, dork, boner, dong, whang, tool, peepee, willy, weewee, schlang, organ, skin flute and 10 more...

Louises "okay," he said. "But don't dick me, Jacob. You know the cause-and-effect reality." Mar 24, 2012
bilby "I swear I could not for a second view these people as anything but human. The best way to fashion a young hard dick like myself -- dick being an acronym for 'dedicated infantry combat killer' -- is simple and the effect of racist indoctrination. Take an empty shell off the streets of L.A. or Brooklyn, or maybe from some Podunk town in Tennessee… and these days America isn't in short supply… I was one of those no-child-left-behind products…
Anyway, you take this empty vessel and you scare the living shit out of him, break him down to nothing, cultivate a brotherhood and camaraderie with those he suffers with, and fill his head with racist nonsense like all Arabs, Iraqis, Afghans are Hajj. Hajj hates you. Hajj wants to hurt your family. Hajj children are the worst because they beg all the time. Just some of the most hurtful and ridiculous propaganda, but you'd be amazed at how effective it's been in fostering my generation of soldiers."
- 'Jules', quoted in Tariq Ali, 'Operation Enduring Disaster', 16 Nov 2008. Nov 17, 2008
uselessness According to dictionary.com, the definition you're thinking of is #2. That can't be right, either. Nov 5, 2007
skipvia You're speaking about "detective," aren't you, John? :) Nov 4, 2007
john I hadn't realized WordNet was such a prude; its definition is certainly not the most common usage. Nov 4, 2007
chained_bear Why have I lived this long without knowing this phrase?! Nov 4, 2007
skipvia British slang for "never," from the saying "That happened in the reign of Queen Dick." Nov 3, 2007