Definitions
American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
- n. Slang A detective.
- n. Chiefly British A fellow; a guy.
- n. Vulgar A penis.
- n. Vulgar A person, especially a man, regarded as mean or contemptible.
- v. Vulgar To take advantage of; cheat.
- v. Vulgar To have sexual intercourse with.
- dick around Vulgar To spend time idly; fool around.
- dick around Vulgar To be sexually promiscuous.
- dick up Vulgar To botch or bungle.
Wiktionary
- n. dated, US, slang A detective.
- n. West Cumbrian, Borrowdale (dialect) ten in Cumbrian sheep counting
- n. obsolete A declaration.
- n. countable, obsolete A male person.
- n. countable, UK, US, colloquial, vulgar The penis.
- n. countable, UK, US, colloquial, vulgar, pejorative A highly contemptible person.
- n. uncountable, US, Canada, colloquial absolutely nothing.
- v. slang To waste time, to goof off.
- v. slang, vulgar, of a man To have sexual intercourse with.
Etymologies
- Ultimately from Dick, pet form of the name Richard. The name Dick came to mean 'everyman', from which the word acquired other meanings. (Wiktionary)
- Shortening and alteration of detective.From Dick, nickname for Richard. (American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition)
Examples
“Kinda like ruffies are the sower of my sex life, while my dick is the reaper of the benefits.”
“If not, I hope his dick is at least big enough to punch.”
Coffee-Shop Threatens To "Punch" Customer In His "Dick" - The Consumerist
“Kurtz set up her opening by saying that Gawker can get away with using salty language on their site and she responded by saying the word "dick" on TV and although it made it on the telecast, it”
“Not everyone knows that 'dick' is slang for a cop or a private eye or whatever.”
“December 30th, 2009 5: 35 pm ET dick is the reason the terrorists hate america if we give dick to the terrorists, would they go away happy? its worth a try!!!! think4urself”
“Fred ♪ ♫ ♪ says: worship and suck gods dick is a phony.”
Think Progress » Boehner Claims Student Loan Reform Will ‘Eliminate Every Bank In The Country’
“Democrats watch out, dick is eye-balling the Presidency in 2012.”
“September 2nd, 2009 1: 57 pm ET dick is just being a dick, now we know who was running the white house”
“My dick is like the Incredible Hulk movies, the first time you saw it 3 years ago it confused and disappointed you.”
“My dick is like Liv Tyler in the new Incredible Hulk.”
Lists
These user-created lists contain the word ‘dick’.
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old timey talk
Words or Sayings from the 1920's or whatever that no one really uses anymore (at least in that context).
scram, bearcat, heavens to betsy, dick, double-cross, ducky, gams, goofy, hooch, jalopy, john, joe and 174 more...
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Common English Words That Are Also Fi...
art, bob, bill, grace, hope, john, heather, pat, amber, jack, dale, glen and 170 more...
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funny & derogatory
WARNING: VERY EXPLICIT. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
funny derogatory names, quotes, phrases.
( open list, randomness, ad hom, ad hominem )
also see:
buttfucking quitter, dirty sanchez, donkey punch, falcon punch, assbadger, unicorn turd, assclown, fudgenut, quackery, friggin homo, buttmuncher, jackwagon and 274 more... -
Scrabble Names
Given names that were acceptable for play the last time I checked the OWL.
kris, ray, barb, morris, kat, mark, maria, erica, marge, mason, hunter, hazel and 168 more...
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The Penis Game
Euphemisms for the penis.
See also:
A Testicle by Any Other Name
Ward, I'm worried about the beavermale interfemoral..., penis, dick, cock, prick, willy, percy, peter, one-eyed trouser ..., piece of pork, wife's best friend, dong and 79 more...
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Boys I wouldn't go out with
As requested by bilby - http://wordie.org/lists/11872
clem, george, osama, adolph, dick, chewbacca, little willy, satan, santa claus, myself, chuck, lucifer and 52 more...
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Politicians' Nicknames
Reasonably well-known political figures. Or ones worthy enough to lampoon :-)
pig-iron bob, dubya, madam ten percent, helengrad, jfk, iron lady, the governator, kevin '07, mister thank-you, tricky dick, baby doc, the kingfish and 27 more...
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Offensive Words
The worst of the bunch, bring um on
twat, asshole, pussy, dick, cunt, whore, slut, cum, blowjob, fuck, bitch, fanny and 42 more...
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male organ of copulation in mammals: ...
synonyms and euphemisms and metaphors and allusions
dick, dork, boner, dong, whang, tool, peepee, willy, weewee, schlang, organ, skin flute and 11 more...
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Cops
police, cops, federales, five-o, pigs, g-man, swat, chips, atf, coppers, fuzz, boys in blue and 84 more...
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Twitter favorites
The new favourite words of people on Twitter.
A script searches Twitter for "X is my new favorite word" and adds it to this list.
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unfathomably, glice, cuh, fab, ciggaty, doll, thuggin, oxymoronic, pineapple, succubutt, griming, cheeky and 2369 more... -
The Devil and His Imps
Names of 'the Devil himself, the devils his "flaming ministers", household goblins, rural demons, bogles, sprites, and fairies of all kinds' mentioned in Charles P.G. Scott's 'The Devil and His Imp...
devil, devilet, deviling, dablet, black angel, black man, black bear, black bull, black dog, bogle, bogie, boggard and 128 more...
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The Last Werewolf
This novel by Glen Duncan, aside from being a ripping yarn and beautifully written, is just littered with words that I had to look up and discover that often his use of the word not only fitted per...
gurns, bok, chimney breast, dichotomy, Platonic form, filthy, Platonic Form, mathematics, BAM, skirls, clarity, blundering and 298 more...
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The things they carried (List 2)
Listening to this as an audio book for the second time. Tim O'Brien uses simple words and phrases to great effect. Very few unfamilar and big words . The writing style reminds me of words from Joh...
The, Things, They, Carried, meant, fond, By necessity,, presented to him, far beyond, against the brick..., reaching, taut and 2940 more...
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Conversations for the Ages
A list of words that have fascinating conversations on them. Or just, you know, really funny ones. If I missed any, I hope someone will let me know...
Also see a few other Wordizens' l...misuse, slough of despond, drinking problem, sausage fest, vergerhade, baromets, todal, googlewhack, quetzalcoatl, cheesewa, cheesois, absinthe and 187 more...
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South Yorkshire medical terminology
For definitions see the source document.
"All the words and phrases included in this guide are those that have been used by patients during consultations and have been included to assi...winkle, wind pipe, willy, widgy, well, it's a nogg..., wee-wee, water, uncle sam, tuppence, tummy ache, trotters, tootsies and 123 more...
Tweets
Looking for tweets for dick.

Louises "okay," he said. "But don't dick me, Jacob. You know the cause-and-effect reality." Mar 24, 2012
bilby "I swear I could not for a second view these people as anything but human. The best way to fashion a young hard dick like myself -- dick being an acronym for 'dedicated infantry combat killer' -- is simple and the effect of racist indoctrination. Take an empty shell off the streets of L.A. or Brooklyn, or maybe from some Podunk town in Tennessee… and these days America isn't in short supply… I was one of those no-child-left-behind products…
Anyway, you take this empty vessel and you scare the living shit out of him, break him down to nothing, cultivate a brotherhood and camaraderie with those he suffers with, and fill his head with racist nonsense like all Arabs, Iraqis, Afghans are Hajj. Hajj hates you. Hajj wants to hurt your family. Hajj children are the worst because they beg all the time. Just some of the most hurtful and ridiculous propaganda, but you'd be amazed at how effective it's been in fostering my generation of soldiers."
- 'Jules', quoted in Tariq Ali, 'Operation Enduring Disaster', 16 Nov 2008. Nov 17, 2008
uselessness According to dictionary.com, the definition you're thinking of is #2. That can't be right, either. Nov 5, 2007
skipvia You're speaking about "detective," aren't you, John? :) Nov 4, 2007
john I hadn't realized WordNet was such a prude; its definition is certainly not the most common usage. Nov 4, 2007
chained_bear Why have I lived this long without knowing this phrase?! Nov 4, 2007
skipvia British slang for "never," from the saying "That happened in the reign of Queen Dick." Nov 3, 2007