Definitions
Century Dictionary and Cyclopedia
- Weak in intellect; idiotic; silly; foolish.
Wiktionary
- adj. Having a low intelligence; dim-witted
GNU Webster's 1913
- adj. Weak in intellect; silly.
WordNet 3.0
- adj. retarded in intellectual development
Etymologies
- half- + witted (Wiktionary)
Examples
“Actually, I would MUCH rather have Obama debating beer than implementing any of his half-witted policies.”
“Yeah, that's right, keep saying it over and over again until the half-witted American public believes it.”
“Her half-witted explanation made as much sense as dangling from the Eiffel Tower on a long strand of dental floss. on 30 Jul 2009 at 12: 52 pm Craven”
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“No-one does “patronising adult talking to half-witted child” like my mum – and the WPc must have felt about an inch tall by the time mum was done.”
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“And as moronic and inflammatory as her half-witted message is, even more frightening is the number of people who follow her, believing every asinine word that she utters.”
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“Drummer: "Yeah, so important that you could literally be replaced by a half-witted monkey with the tiniest sense of rhythm.”
“We were fishing for Rainbows in Wyoming's back-country when somehow my cousins half-witted dog got caught in her line and in its attempt to get away pulled the treble right into her thumb.”
“Specter is a half-witted professional political turncoat with no principles and a powerful desire to serve as a lap dog to Obama.”
“The Obamist here are panicked for one reason and one reason only, and it is that she is going to run your half-witted, treasonous, racist, Marxist community organizer out office office in less than three years.”
“And yet, you would presume to judge those who do on the basis of standards and analogies that any half-witted 6th grader could understand were illegitimate.”
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