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shit phrases

A list of 453 words by kalayzich.

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various ways shit is used

All assholes are not created equal Some are purely a doorway for excrement to exit whilst others can actually speak Shit”

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  • kalayzich commented on the list shit-phrases--1

    cacafuego literally person who shits fire from cagar to defecate and fuego

    fire

    September 20, 2015

  • alexz commented on the list shit-phrases--1

    it's also the nickname of a sailing ship from the 1600's

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuestra_Se%C3%B1ora_de_la_Concepci%C3%B3n

    September 20, 2015

  • kalayzich commented on the list shit-phrases--1

    a shitstorm of fucktardation

    April 23, 2017

  • kalayzich commented on the list shit-phrases--1

    1922 J. Joyce Ulysses ii. 414 Hey, shitbreeches, are you doing the hattrick?

    July 7, 2023

  • kalayzich commented on the list shit-phrases--1

    Answer nature’s call

    Bake some brownies

    Baptize a Baby Ruth

    Build a log cabin

    Clear the pipes

    Code brown

    Conduct an aerial strike on Porcelainistan

    Cut a cigar

    Defecate

    Destroy the toilet

    Download some software

    Drive out the prairie dogs

    Drop a bomb

    Drop a deuce

    Drop some potatoes in the crockpot

    Drop the kids off at the pool

    Drown a brown snake

    Evacuate your bowels

    Feed the fish

    Go number two

    Have a bowel movement (BM)

    Lay a stink pickle

    Lay some cable

    Liquidate some assets

    Logging out

    Make a deposit in the porcelain bank

    Make room for lunch

    Massage the mud vein

    Morning constitutional

    Negotiating the release of the chocolate hostages

    Pinch a loaf

    Pop a squat

    Release the Kraken

    Relieve yourself

    See a man about a horse

    Squeeze some sausage

    Start the fudge shuttle

    Stock the lake with brown trout

    Strangle a Snickers

    Take a crap

    Take a dump

    Take a growler

    Take a shit

    Take the Browns to the Super Bowl

    Throw down some brown

    Unload some timber

    Unloose the caboose

    Use the big, white telephone

    Visit the porcelain throne

    July 15, 2023

  • kalayzich commented on the list shit-phrases--1

    Crap

    Doo-doo

    Dookie

    Droppings

    Dung

    Excrement

    Excreta

    Fecal matter

    Feces

    Hershey squirts

    Human waste

    Manure

    Number two

    Ordure

    Poo

    The runs

    Scat

    Shit

    Stool

    Turd

    Euphe

    skidmarks

    pooper scooper

    July 15, 2023

  • kalayzich commented on the list shit-phrases--1

    1. Did you hear about the movie Constipation? It never came out.

    2. Did you hear about the sequel, Diarrhea? It leaked so they had to release it early.

    3. Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He just couldn't budget.

    4. Why did the war hero flush the toilet? It was his doody.

    5. What did the toilet say before it stopped working? "I'm too old for this shit."

    6. What do you call a dollar bill you’ve been sitting on for a few hours? Gas money.

    7. What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad Shooter.

    8. Today I learned that diarrhea is hereditary: it runs in your jeans.

    9. What did the poop say to the fart? “You blow me away.”

    10. What do you get when you accidentally take a poop in your overalls? Dung-arees.

    11. Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.

    12. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? No, I won’t smell your poo.

    13. I like toilets for two reasons. Number one and number two.

    14. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom.

    15. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom.

    16. What do you call a guy who brings toilet paper to the birthday party? She was a party pooper.

    17. Where do cavemen poop? In a Neander-stall.

    18. How can you unlock a toilet when you are in a hurry? With a doo-key.

    19. Why couldn’t the toilet paper roll cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.

    20. Why did the turd fail his driving test? He left too many skid marks.

    21. What happened to the guy who ate too much alphabet soup? He had the biggest vowel movement of his life.

    July 15, 2023

  • kalayzich commented on the list shit-phrases--1

    shittification (uncountable)

    (vulgar, nonstandard) The process of shittifying or becoming shitty.

    Antonym: (nonstandard) goodification

    2001 July 11, PMG, “pro/blues junior”, in alt.guitar.amps‎1 (Usenet):

    I don't use reverb, I'd rather hear my guitar & amp ringing than a spring reverb or a di-di-di-digital shitification of my guitar.

    2003 June 28, gaffo, “Opinion on corporate radio - NY Times”, in alt.radio.broadcasting‎2 (Usenet):

    you call that "evolution"........i call that the shitification of radio today.

    2017, Vivian Jackson, Perfect Gravity, Naperville, I.L.: Sourcebooks Casablanca, →ISBN, pages 16–17:

    The crazy-ass robot queen who ran this station tried hard to make gravity stable when she geosynched—he knew she tried—but if there was one thing he'd learned in the years since continental unification and the general shitification of things down on the surface, it was that stability of any kind was transient. The best course was to close your eyes, clamp your teeth, and wait for the ache to pass.

    2022 December 6, Nicole Hemsoth Prickett, “You get the internet you deserve”, in The Register‎3, archived from the original on 2023-02-16:

    The exponential rate of internet shittification

    2022 December 16, Tim Bousquet, “The Examiner brings RESULTS”, in Halifax Examiner‎[4, archived from the original on 2023-01-31:

    I know I’m getting old and this might be perceived by the youngsters as a get-off-my-lawn moment, but I am increasingly using the phrase the shittification of everything.]

    August 22, 2023