Definitions

from The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, 4th Edition

  • intransitive v. To defecate.
  • transitive v. To defecate in.
  • transitive v. To tease or try to deceive.
  • n. Excrement.
  • n. The act or an instance of defecating.
  • n. Diarrhea. Used with the.
  • n. Something considered disgusting, of poor quality, foolish, or otherwise totally unacceptable.
  • n. A mean or contemptible person.
  • n. A narcotic or intoxicant, such as marijuana or heroin.
  • n. Things; items.
  • n. Foolish, deceitful, or boastful language.
  • n. Insolent talk or behavior.
  • n. Trouble or difficulty.
  • n. A small or worthless amount: He doesn't know shit.
  • interj. Used to express surprise, anger, or extreme displeasure.
  • shit on To treat with malice or extreme disrespect.
  • idiom get (one's) shit together To get organized; put one's affairs or possessions in order.
  • idiom give a shit To care the least bit.
  • idiom no shit Used to express disbelief.
  • idiom no shit Used to express contemptuous acknowledgment of the obvious.
  • idiom bricks To become extremely worried or frightened.
  • idiom up shit creek (without a paddle) In dire circumstances with no hope of help.
  • idiom when the shit hits the fan When the situation goes awry; when trouble starts.

from Wiktionary, Creative Commons Attribution/Share-Alike License

  • n. Solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels; feces.
  • n. (the shits) diarrhea.
  • n. An instance of defecation.
  • n. Rubbish; worthless matter.
  • n. Stuff, things.
  • n. (the shit) The best of its kind.
  • n. Nonsense; bullshit.
  • n. A nasty, despicable person, used particularly of men.
  • n. (in negations) Anything.
  • n. A problem or difficult situation.
  • n. A strong rebuke.
  • n. any recreational drug, usually cannabis.
  • adj. Of poor quality; worthless.
  • adj. Nasty; despicable.
  • v. To defecate.
  • v. To excrete (something) through the anus.
  • v. To fool or try to fool someone; to be deceitful.
  • v. To annoy.
  • interj. Expression of worry, failure, shock, etc., often at something seen for the first time or remembered immediately before using this term.
  • interj. To show displeasure or surprise.

from WordNet 3.0 Copyright 2006 by Princeton University. All rights reserved.

  • n. obscene words for unacceptable behavior
  • v. have a bowel movement
  • v. give away information about somebody
  • n. obscene terms for feces
  • n. insulting terms of address for people who are stupid or irritating or ridiculous
  • n. something of little value
  • n. a coarse term for defecation
  • n. a small worthless amount

Etymologies

Middle English shitten, probably from Old English -sciten (as in besciten, covered with excrement), past participle of *scītan, to defecate.
(American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition)
From Old English scite ("dung"), scitte ("diarrhoea"), from Proto-Germanic *skīta-, *skītaz, from Proto-Indo-European *sḱeyd-, *skeyd- (“to split, divide, separate”). Related to Middle Saxon (Middle Low Saxon) schite, New Saxon (New Low Saxon) Schiet, Middle Dutch schitte, Dutch schijt, German Scheiße, Swedish skit, Norwegian skitt, Icelandic skítur. Compare shite. (Wiktionary)
Middle English shiten, from Old English scītan, from Proto-Germanic *skītanan (compare West Frisian skite, Dutch schijten, German scheißen), from Proto-Indo-European *skeh₁i-d (“to cut”). More at shed. (Wiktionary)

Examples

  • Hell it was shit 10 years ago and it is shit+ extra stink now.

    doggdot.us

  • You've taken the term shit-faced to a whole new level!

    The Gods Must Be Dadaists

  • So, up to this point we tried to fix it by using what I call shit-against-the-wall pharmacology, which means, well, let's just throw chemicals at it, and maybe it's going to make it work.

    Barry Schuler: Genomics 101

  • Motherhood rocks and stepping in shit is just one of the many benefits.

    It’s My Motherhood, And I’ll Celebrate It If I Want To | Her Bad Mother

  • Rapp heard the word shit followed by a heavy sigh.

    American Assassin

  • Upon hearing Jehovahs name made audible, the evil azure demon jumped right out of the boys lap and ran down the aisle of the Kingdom Hall screaming the word shit repeatedly until he reached the heavy doors of the main exit.

    I'm Perfect, You're Doomed

  • But the word shit is okay for the man at work—he can say it like crazy:

    Last Words

  • Outside of school, Lish and fellow teacher Candido Santogrossi worked on a magazine called Chrysalis Review, which morphed into Chrysalis West and then into their own enterprise, Genesis West.38 The word shit in an early issue caught the interest of the Mills High principal.

    Raymond Carver

  • The waitress frowned at the word shit and went to get them beers.

    My Dreams Out in the Street

  • One of the first things schoolchildren in Texas learn is how to compose a simple declarative sentence without the word shit in it.

    The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said

Comments

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  • Yr Shit Stinks

    October 21, 2008

  • How about: Shit! Yeah, that's right, shit!

    You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.

    Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and Shinola.

    There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.

    You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.

    You can give a shit or serve it on a shingle.

    You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

    Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.

    Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.

    You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

    You can carry shit, face a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

    Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

    When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!

    Well, shit! that's enough for now. Have a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happen to catch a load of shit from some shit-head.....well,

    Shit Happens!!!

    --from some wag, somewhere.

    October 19, 2008

  • ...learnt by heart in bits
    to keep us sane whilst dealing with the shits
    daily we've the misfortune to confront
    (at work there's one particular such cunt,
    Company Secretary, tick of ticks...

    - Peter Reading, 65th, from Tom O' Bedlam's Beauties, 1981

    June 29, 2008

  • Acronym for the South Hanoi Institute of Technology.

    December 31, 2006