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  • As to bilby's question from 2008: the WordNet definition is a puzzler. I have been paying close attention to baseball for many years and have never heard or read the word "bingle." The WordNet contribution defines an ordinary single. Maybe a bingle is a single batted by a batter with a speech impediment.

    August 4, 2015

  • See comments at viraginity.

    August 3, 2015

  • n 1973 a group of women founded a publishing company with a feminist mission in London and called it Virago Press. The writer and linguist Anthony Burgess was sympathetic to their cause but opined that they had done a poor job of choosing a name because virago has negative connotations. The ladies disagreed and a literary feud was commenced.

    In Burgess's understanding virago was roughly synonymous with harridan or termagant and the amazonian connotation intended by the publishing house was obscure and archaic. I see that dictionaries offer both conflicting definitions and that the older ones give prominence to the negative sense while newer (or more populist) dictionaries tend to feature the positive.

    While Burgess asserted affinity
    'Twixt virago and foul masculinity
    The ladies said, "Nay!
    We'll have it our way
    By defining our own viraginity."

    August 3, 2015

  • The point of royal administration
    Is hoarding the luck of relation,
    So many a fool
    Has ascended to rule
    By primogeniture and agnation.

    August 2, 2015

  • I am surprised this initialism does not already have an entry. It has been in use since the 1960s. Perhaps we are too humble a band. (Google "RPCV" for numerous links,)

    August 1, 2015

  • fuckerino

    August 1, 2015

  • I am sometimes moved by events to utter this exclamation, but it would make a good name for a subatomic particle.

    August 1, 2015

  • From the usage examples it appears that the horse cavort is the most common meaning of this word but the splatterdash definition in The Century is one of those appealing preservations in amber. To celebrate the beginning of August I will honor both.

    For a pleasant equestrian ramble
    Select an old mare who will amble,
    So safely evade
    The sudden gambade
    Of a filly inclined to a gambol.

    In springtime provisions are made
    In gear for a fine promenade:
    To wade through the wash
    We deploy the galosh,
    Each shank tightly cased in gambade.

    August 1, 2015

  • VM seems to suffer from an impaired sense of humor. It may comfort him to insult some effigy of his prejudices to compensate but I do not appreciate being his target. This is a lexicographical site, not a therapy couch.

    August 1, 2015

  • See comments at down cellar.

    July 31, 2015

  • The definition for this expression is wrong. “Down cellar” does not mean “downstairs” it means “in the basement,” as affirmed by kraduate’s comment. It is a New England regionalism (note its inclusion in regional lists). I am a native New Englander but my wife is not. I have managed to move her from “in the basement” to “down in the cellar” to “down the cellar” but she cannot shake the pesky article. It sounds like it could be a survival from immigrants from Yorkshire. Unfortunately it is succumbing to the homogenization of American English.

    July 31, 2015

  • See comments at cholmondeley.

    July 31, 2015

  • See also comments at drumly.

    July 31, 2015

  • I note with alarm and yet humbly
    It's perverse the way we say Cholmondeley.
    If there's no way of telling
    The sound from the spelling
    Then English is hopelessly drumly.

    See sionnach's amusing verses on this theme in comments at cholmondeley.

    July 31, 2015

  • The waitress will bring the bill hither
    And cause our composure to wither.
    Not feeble abulia
    But crude dyscalculia
    Will force us to helplessly dither.

    July 30, 2015

  • When clams have been hunted and gathered
    The diggers turn homeward quite slathered
    With hardening grime
    And odorous slime
    From tip of the boots to the mazard.

    July 29, 2015

  • Let's reprehend Sir Walter Raleigh
    For fostering the New World's folly.
    The deathead's hung
    In many a lung
    Tobacco's rendered stiff and colly.

    July 28, 2015

  • See also zareba.

    July 27, 2015

  • Now "damp" would work sans explanation;
    More pompously there's "precipitation."
    But hear my confiteor:
    I say "hydrometeor"
    For pleasure of nerdy obfuscation.

    July 27, 2015

  • 'Isadora* wore a scarf like a cloak
    That floated toward the spinning spoke.
    The bright scarlet cymar
    Streamed out behind her
    Until the Amilcar engaged its choke.

    *On September 14, 1927, dancer Isadora Duncan is strangled in Nice, France, when the enormous silk scarf she is wearing gets tangled in the rear hubcaps of her open car. (“Affectations,” said Gertrude Stein when she heard the news of Duncan’s death, “can be dangerous.”)

    July 26, 2015

  • When hedgehogs have a heavy date
    They'll yelp and shrilly ululate.
    Their poignant cries
    Are no surprise
    For passion pains the aculeate.

    July 25, 2015

  • In coping with effects of harm
    "It could have been worse" has its charm:
    'Twas luck alone
    Spared my hucklebone
    While I crushed a superfluous arm.

    July 24, 2015

  • BRIC

    July 23, 2015

  • In failing to flatter you've been remiss
    And now must appease unhappy Miss.
    So forestall perdition
    By abject contrition -
    In posture and word be demiss.

    July 23, 2015

  • The "suffering savior" proposal emits a strong odor of folk etymology. See a persuasive dismissal at http://www.wordorigins.org/index.php/forums/viewthread/2330/.

    July 22, 2015

  • To science these hills are laccolith;
    Embrace either that fact or this:
    Their outline suggests
    The Earth's milky breasts
    And proves thereby the lacto-myth.

    July 22, 2015

  • Honors vary in Wordnikian eyes
    But surely I've won the top prize?
    I blush head to toe!
    It's so good to know
    That bilby thinks well of my thighs.

    July 22, 2015

  • I suppose people making such visits to Church of England sites are champing at the Brit.

    July 22, 2015

  • Now damask has lost its bright glow
    And dimity's low as old calico.
    The poor saddened stuff
    Is sad-ironed enough
    To be fuller than crape is of woe.

    July 21, 2015

  • When he starts to rant and to bawl
    The Donald can empty the hall.
    Such violent throes
    Will drench the front rows
    In a mist of his venomous spawl.

    July 21, 2015

  • All newlyweds must know of this: 
    To stifle your anger is remiss;
    Fight antibiosis
    With mithridatic doses
    For years of mitigated bliss.

    July 20, 2015

  • By grazing of the tusky herd
    The purslane seed will be interred.
    The succulent spekboom
    Will most likely next bloom
    From out an elephant's dusty turd.

    July 19, 2015

  • If you're a bored and weary Yemeni
    You fight the stifling heat's hegemony
    By drinking some kisher,
    That desert elixir,
    The Arab's friend and ennui's enemy.

    July 18, 2015

  • A highland fling danced strong and brisk
    Can put a young Jock's heart at risk
    If the bonnie lass dancing
    Is also enhancing
    The dance with a beckoning glisk.

    July 17, 2015

  • This is a word that fills a need. It describes (in part) the plots of Thomas Hardy novels. Thank you, YoMama_T.

    July 16, 2015

  • The gaucho done roaming the pampas
    And scholar at home on his campus
    Both think that it suits
    Their glorious glutes
    To rest on a divan of lampas.

    July 16, 2015

  • The sign of an ice hockey great
    Is the skill with which he can skate
    Or the classically comical
    Physiognomical:
    A smile that is proudly pectinate.

    July 15, 2015

  • This brings to mind the famous “Chuckles Bites the Dust” episode (Oct. 25, 1975) of the “Mary Tyler Moore Show,” commonly cited as a candidate for the funniest sitcom episode of all time.

    The episode can be viewed here.

    July 14, 2015

  • A Siamese can count his tical;
    A Chinese chap can gauge a picul.
    Scots too can be picky
    But after some whiskey
    Content with their "wee" and their "mickle."

    July 14, 2015

  • “The bones, after being well scraped and cleaned, are then deposited in a whata, or elevated box, somewhat resembling a provision store…”

    Savage Life and Scenes in Australia and New Zealand: Being an Artist's Impressions of Countries and People at the Antipodes, Volume 1. p. 331.(1847)

    July 13, 2015

  • See the Maori Dictionary

    July 13, 2015

  • godown

    July 13, 2015

  • Whata apparently originates in the Maori language.
    All the usage examples (with the exception of the imitation of a bird call) are instances of omission of the space between “what” and “a,” either as a typo or as an attempt to render dialect.

    July 13, 2015

  • My myna bird, far gone in booze,
    Can mime a bird in blameless snooze.
    He's anisodactylous
    So even if crapulous
    He'll perch upright on iron thews.

    July 13, 2015

  • Our bilby with his nib and plume,
    His eyes asquint and tongue abloom,
    With exquisite precision
    Incises his vision
    On the husk of a humble legume.

    July 13, 2015

  • If observation did not establish this either your grandfather was a master of discretion or you are remarkably inattentive.

    July 13, 2015

  • The ladies in waves besiege the gym
    That once was the guys' elysium,
    Now a hostile environ
    For louts pumping iron
    And turning a proper gynaeceum!

    July 12, 2015

  • I prayed to my muse and I asked her
    A word for a prose poetaster.
    She told me directly,
    "To fail so abjectly
    Is classed as a simple disaster."

    July 12, 2015

  • When the bowl of the day is aglitter
    The songbirds will warble and twitter,
    But take silent flight
    From smothering night -
    The cave of the hoot and the clitter.

    July 11, 2015

  • An excellent word!

    July 10, 2015

  • Percussion and melodic part
    Make music to gladden the heart,
    Thus, steady curmurring
    Sets sweet things astirring
    And summons a concussive fart.

    July 10, 2015

  • As paper gives promise of pith
    And marble an aura of myth,
    So rice would be nice
    If I'm very precise
    But most apt would be coprolith.

    July 10, 2015

  • If learning made me scholar-Croesus
    My peace of mind would fall to pieces.
    I'm wealthy with less
    If I truly possess
    The knowledge acquired by aesthesis.

    July 9, 2015

  • Clearly TankHughes is destined for duxhood.

    July 8, 2015

  • Your typical high muckamucks
    Are experts at passing the bucks.
    Avoiding all blame
    Is part of their game -
    A skill that is learned as a dux.

    July 8, 2015

  • Initial contact can be fraught 
    When trust and his friendship are sought.
    To establish your footing
    Request an up-putting,
    For begging a favor flatters a Scot.

    July 7, 2015

  • The Dutch boy who covets her kiss
    Must patiently defer his bliss
    Until annual revels
    Unleash the devils
    When all is allowed at kermis.

    July 6, 2015

  • My guess is that ichor is an unlikely source for icky. The Wordnik entry for icky borrows a suggestion of an origin in jazz lingo. I think it sounds like generic baby-talk. Compare yucky and gooey.

    July 5, 2015

  • A great dinner like a great play
    Will nourish and charm all the way.
    Delight should be certain
    From prologue to curtain,
    From hors d'oeuvre to last entremet.

    July 5, 2015

  • An amuse-bouche (plural amuse-bouches) or amuse-gueule is a single, bite-sized hors d'oeuvre.

    Wikipedia

    July 4, 2015

  • When impinging passions anarchic
    Confuse and then render him heart sick,
    He seeks out the balm
    Of contemplative calm
    Where feelings are pure and autarkic.

    July 4, 2015

  • As rufescent as though immolated,
    Flamboyance, alas, simulated.
    The bird's not aflame;
    He plays at a game
    So twitchers are flim-flammulated.

    July 3, 2015

  • In 2010 a BBC radio 4 presenter committed a spoonerism that will live forever on the internet. At that time the UK's Culture Secretary was Jeremy Hunt. The presenter managed to spoonerize the surname and the area of responsibility. He then struggled lengthily to regain his composure. A listener emailed an amusing message of comfort:

    "It's well known in psycholinguistic research that two words that share a vowel are prone to a speech error in which the initial consonants are exchanged. For this reason making Jeremy Hunt the Culture Secretary was reckless in the extreme."

    It is true, although hard to credit, that the presenter's name is James Naughtie.

    James Naughtie Jeremy Hunt Today Programme BBC Radio 4 - long version.

    July 2, 2015

  • For many years influential members of one of the two major political parties in the United States have been refusing to call the other party by its proper name. Right-wing Republicans will not utter the word “Democratic” in any medium with respect to the rival party. They refuse to acknowledge the existence of the adjectival form of “Democrat” and insist on referring to the “Democrat Party” or to “Democrat voters” or to “Democrat proposals.” This is presumably to deny by implication that any “democratic” virtues attach to that party and to insult their opponents by the deliberate malformation of their name. The practice has become so widespread as to cease to draw comment or correction.

    See also newspeak.

    July 2, 2015

  • Oh, pity the male adolescent,
    Unwillingly often tumescent!
    Though closely concealed
    His plight is revealed
    By cheeks that will glow erubescent.

    July 2, 2015

  • A skilled chef will manage the pause
    While diners await the dacquoise.
    The tension will build
    Till hopes are fulfilled
    And the room can erupt in applause.

    July 1, 2015

  • The cause of diplomacy benefits
    From delicate shifts of emphasis,
    So politely belittle
    The bulge in his middle
    With praise of the genius of entasis.

    June 30, 2015

  • Misspelling of inflammable.

    June 30, 2015

  • A young blade's accoutrements ape
    Provocative parts in their shape.
    His scabbard is phallic,
    Long, smooth and metallic,
    And tipped with a glistening chape.

    June 29, 2015

  • The royalty's bred in his marrow - 
    The bloodline is straight as an arrow.
    You can tell the descent
    By the cut of his pschent.
    The young man was born to be pharaoh.

    June 28, 2015

  • While buttons may service the riffraff
    A zipper is bourgeois - a gaffe.
    An elegant closure
    Delights in exposure:
    Apply to your fly a bright agraffe.

    June 27, 2015

  • If a seal and a lass make a selkie
    With flesh that's both silver and milky,
    An elk and a bilby
    Amalgam then will be
    Both antlered and long-eared - a bilky.

    June 26, 2015

  • The culture of card and corsage
    Is sentiment rendered mirage.
    By custom extracted,
    In duress enacted,
    Such gestures are merchant’s chantage.

    June 26, 2015

  • If rich,then the villain will dog her;
    If plain, he'll cunningly snog her.
    He'll simper and smile,
    Conniving the while.
    The man is a cad and a cogger!

    June 25, 2015

  • See somdomite.

    June 24, 2015

  • As wealth to the privileged amasses
    Estrangement bedevils the classes.
    It’s no longer given
    A nation so riven
    Can nourish the dream of systasis.

    June 24, 2015

  • The bishops convene a consistory
    To prove their opinions error-free
    And silence the talk
    Of an aberrant flock
    Disturbing their placid plerophory.

    June 23, 2015

  • Carthago delenda est

    June 22, 2015

  • When a tar and a lady co-mingle
    The overture's most likely lingual.
    He's adept at unlacing
    For further embracing -
    A dab hand at clearing a cringle.

    June 22, 2015

  • When Ernest has had quite enough
    Of smiling at rustics' crude guff
    He'll flummox a bumpkin
    With Latin for "pumpkin"
    And stun with this stern counterbuff.

    Find out more about Ernest Bafflewit

    June 21, 2015

  • "Isabella, or the Pot of Basil": a very odd poem, but it was an early work and it does, one might say, grow on you.

    June 21, 2015

  • A tight ship will shine like a gem
    And gleam from its tiller to stem.
    On bright decks unblemished
    The cordage is flemished
    And sails billow white without wem.

    June 20, 2015

  • We're shaped by reproach and by counsel,
    Though praise will do more than a taunt will.
    A good mentor's mark
    Must never be stark
    And mar us no more than a pontil.

    June 19, 2015

  • See cucurbit.

    June 19, 2015

  • In deserts calm camels of Bactria,
    In mountains impervious yaks appear.
    Amid hills and sands
    Of the turbulent 'stans
    The livestock has learned ataraxia.

    June 18, 2015

  • His excuses, profuse and poetic,
    To her ear still sounded cosmetic.
    If honest remorse
    Is noble of course,
    But his left her heart aporetic.

    June 17, 2015

  • The imps of the silly will work
    And times meant for tears they will chirk.
    At loved ones' last parting
    You imagine them farting
    And struggle to stifle your smirk.

    June 16, 2015

  • Les éminences grises, qu'est-ce qu'il y a?
    In Paris, Madrid or Manila,
    Behind every throne
    (It's very well known),
    There gathers a dim camarilla.

    June 15, 2015

  • n. The practice of deliberately misspelling a word as a way to convey disapproval or contempt.

    disspelling is a combination of dis + spelling.

    See sprots.

    June 15, 2015

  • Googling "deliberate misspelling" I find that many people have posed this question. There is cacography, which is just bad spelling, whether or not deliberately inflicted. Wikipedia provides an entry for Sensational spelling, which is a common marketing ploy as in "froot" for "fruit." Such misspellings are meant to confer cuteness rather than express scorn.

    If I understand correctly vendingmachine's quest is for a term to describe the practice of deliberately misspelling a word as a way to convey disapproval or contempt. I think "disspelling" is a good candidate if it is allowed to cohabit with the sense of dispersal or dissipation. (I also find a "dispelling ring" defined as an apotropaic piece of jewelry in the Dark Souls game, but this is probably ephemeral.)

    disspelling is a combination of dis + spelling.

    June 15, 2015

  • A fictional rabbit in a series of books for children.
    Wikipedia

    June 14, 2015

  • To banter with Grandpa is iffy.
    His temper is lost in a jiffy,
    So raillery's out
    If he's feeling his gout.
    It's then that he's at his most miffy.

    June 14, 2015

  • renaturation: n. restoration to a natural state, as a river or wetland.

    It is a policy of the European Union (feebly supported) that many rivers that have been dammed and/or channelized be restored to their natural or wild state as the best means of flood prevention and environmental enhancement.

    See, for example, Projects in Slovenia

    June 14, 2015

  • Milk maids betimes their swains arouse
    And tempt them away from their plows
    To the kissing-gate,
    There to osculate
    Unhindered by curious cows.

    June 13, 2015

  • The beginning of Keats' sonnet "When I Have Fears: "

    When I have fears that I may cease to be 
    Before my pen has glean'd my teeming brain,
    Before high-piled books, in charactery,
    Hold like rich garners the full ripen'd grain;

    June 13, 2015

  • Canterbury

    They wear this way, their souls to soothe,
    Devotion's the tool that so hews,
    As, barefoot or shod,
    The pilgrims have trod
    The stone of these steps to incuse.

    June 12, 2015

  • He bristles and fights, so he's banty;
    Delighted with life - call him canty.
    An irascible sort
    Or thorough good sport?
    Depends if he's pro- or he's anti-.

    June 11, 2015

  • When life becomes pallid and grim
    Enhance it by wit and by whim.
    Give a glamorous sheen
    To your daily routine
    By adopting a deep cryptonym.

    June 10, 2015

  • When Lexicographers Go Bad

    His offer she called "An amusing sum!"
    Her exit conveyed her opprobrium.
    To the lobby she flounced
    And loudly announced,
    "He's sure got a puny peculium!"

    June 9, 2015

  • gobar

    June 9, 2015

  • See also mill-tail.

    June 9, 2015

  • They grasp but never tarry at
    The fringe of the proletariat.
    The edge is too brittle
    Or strength is too little
    For rescue from the precariat.

    June 8, 2015

  • Dismissing those uncertain "coulds"
    We once affirmed, sure of the goods.
    But, considering tappens,
    Tell me what happens:
    Does a bear always shit in the woods?

    June 8, 2015

  • His worship provokes general jollity.
    Its breadth seems a sign of frivolity
    But, science his psalter
    And nature his altar,
    He practices peaceful cosmolatry.

    June 7, 2015

  • The word evokes "mysterious lascar"
    Or dangers that lurk in the casbah.
    So idle mind plays
    On a poolside chaise
    Adoze by the warm flags of ashlar.

    June 6, 2015

  • Those rappers who natter and howl
    Spew verse whose savor is foul.
    If the match is just assonant
    The rhyming is absonant.
    A rhyme is much more than a vowel.

    June 5, 2015

  • It began as a mere hypomania
    But grows ever stronger and zanier,
    First paper and ink
    Now blog, tweet and link -
    The web abets wild typomania.

    June 4, 2015

  • Some fleece from the golden ram shorn,
    The tears of a mermaid forlorn:
    Nepenthean mixture
    And blissful elixir
    If sprinkled with powder of alicorn.

    June 3, 2015

  • Thank you, ruzuzu. Verse is not neccessary but your good wishes are much appreciated. I only wanted to acknowledge Erin's gesture and to prepare my excuses in advance in case I miss a day here and there.

    June 3, 2015

  • Adjectival form of nepenthe.

    June 3, 2015

  • The scales come off with the scrubbings.
    The salt goes on with the rubbings.
    When the codfish are done
    To dry in the sun
    The gulls come to feast on the gubbings.

    June 2, 2015

  • gubbing (noun) - a heavy defeat...

    BBC News Magazine (5 July 2014): Readers' 48 words for defeat

    June 2, 2015

  • Bookmakers don’t like players who regularly win.....To counter this, regular winners might find that their bet size is restricted, in some cases to ridiculously small stakes – this being known as ‘gubbing’ within the industry.

    HIGH-TECH GAMBLING

    June 2, 2015

  • The fables of Wodehouse quite regularly
    Exemplify manic integrity.
    This brilliant absurd,
    In Bertie's own word,
    Grows out of inspired espieglerie.

    June 1, 2015

  • Splinted and pinned I reflect upon
    My sorely insulted olecranon.
    High spirits are penned
    Till my elbow can bend
    In tribute to merry Anacreon.

    June 1, 2015

  • Kind Wordniks: In her generous verse of yesterday erinmckean referenced my injury, which could interfere with submissions to Wordnik. On my last bike ride, May 22 (alas, my last for some time I'm afraid) an inattentive driver cut in front of me, so

    My dismount was the handlebar vault - 
    A gracefully arcing somersault.
    An elbow twice broken
    And concussion betoken
    The boldness of that asphalt halt.

    Two days ago I had surgery to nail my funny bone back into place. Fortunately (or not - there are opinions) I have been able to continue limericizing. This is a tribute to Erin's helpfulness and the power of OCD.

    May 31, 2015

  • New fashion in grief hearkens back
    To mournful cries our tongues now lack.
    Our keening falls mute
    So pipes substitute
    To lament our loss in shrill coronach.

    May 31, 2015

  • Great Scott! He made how many drunk
    With sentimental rounds of junk?
    Rob Roy and Waverly
    Romance and bravery -
    So Walter begot a world of begunk.

    May 30, 2015

  • A master of confident free talk
    He struts on the stage like a peacock.
    At home though, I've heard,
    He's a different bird.
    A hen rules that stammering meacock.

    May 29, 2015

  • A maiden aunt to afflict a kiddy
    Will squeal and be stickily giddy.
    The fastidious brat
    Bears a kiss and a pat
    But draws the line at “chickabiddy.”

    May 28, 2015

  • Some background: Idaho Has Surprising Progressive Traffic Laws for Bicycles

    May 27, 2015

  • Though cool at work and perspicacious
    Our Erin provoked turns hellacious.
    Spammers learn quickly
    The lady is prickly.
    Be warned by the page on erinaceous.

    May 27, 2015

  • Expect some delays, c'est dommage.
    The taxis may stay au garage.
    There's an excellent chance
    When visiting France
    You'll deal with a bit of chomage.

    May 27, 2015

  • The French "dommage," lit. "damage," is heard most often in that language, and with some frequency in English, in the expressions c'est dommage and quel dommage. From the Urban Dictionary:

    c'est dommage

    Said in a kind way it means:

    It's too bad, It's a pity.
    Ex. Megan makes terrible hot chocolate, c'est dommage.

    Said in an indifferent way it means: 
    it's tough, it doesn't matter, I could care less
    Ex. If you don't like my hot chocolate, c'est dommage.

    Quel dommage

    An intentionally ironic statement meaning "What a Pity" or "What a Shame".
    Ex. You hate being around smokers and your best friend goes in to a store to buy another pack but they are out of his brand; you can say: "Quel Dommage!"

    May 27, 2015

  • The change to a dog in a day!
    My mortified Bulldog won't play.
    That canine friseur -
    Alors, quelle horreur -
    Converted my Butch to a Bichon Frisé!

    May 26, 2015

  • Umbelliferous plants can be shy.
    Their modesty, I’m told, is why
    The dish that’s essential
    To the most deferential
    Is a steaming slice of umbel pie.

    May 25, 2015

  • I searched through Dictionarydom,
    From Collins to Webster and Merriam:
    If you want to save face
    Then Wordnik's the place
    To look for a word like sudarium.

    May 25, 2015

  • The race at The Brickyard's a doozie
    But begs for a victor more newsy.
    Them Hoosiers with class
    Will root for the lass
    And cheer for a winning chauffeuse!

    May 24, 2015

  • It's true (or has been so averred
    In whispers and hints overheard):
    The insolent spammer
    Will feel Erin's hammer.
    Revenge is the new overword.

    May 23, 2015

  • I could understand, were I bright,
    Or might comprehend, save for fright,
    But logocentrism hosts
    Strange goblins and ghosts,
    And things that go bump in the night.

    May 22, 2015

  • Bed bug dog detection?! Does this mean that they detect bed bugs' dogs? Does it mean that they have dogs that can detect bed bugs? Maybe they boast that they are dogged in their detection of bed bugs. Maybe there are bed bugs in all that dog shit they're collecting in Fort Wayne. (See comments at shit.)

    May 22, 2015

  • I looked up jack jumper. My goodness. In Australia if the crocs don't get you the ants will.

    May 21, 2015

  • Getting ketchup to move is a struggle.
    Some swear by the inverted juggle,
    But the xanthan emulsion
    Will give it propulsion
    So shaking will make that jug guggle.

    May 21, 2015

  • jacktar, union jack

    May 20, 2015

  • How about the jackalope, that beast beloved of the humor impaired?

    May 20, 2015

  • To fact he will always hew truest
    But flourishes never strew fewest.
    Expect, willy-nilly,
    That he'll gild the lily.
    The man's a committed euphuist.

    May 20, 2015

  • It is clear that this latest barrage of spam is all authored by the same smarmy hand. It makes me long for the Good Old Days of ads in Polish for day care services in Krakow.
    I have an idea for how to discourage this practice. The mechanism could be the recent offer of opportunities to “sponsor” a word in Wordnik. A banner ad strategically placed could do wonders. For example:

    Dear spammer we're giving you fame
    By granting a sponsorship claim.
    Hereafter we'll teach
    To those who seek "leech"
    The creature's defined by your name.

    May 20, 2015

  • See also burke, which was the Word of the Day, Jan. 6, 2015.

    May 20, 2015

  • See resurrectionist.

    May 19, 2015

  • A village expands due to “townage.”
    A blossom declines into “brownage.”
    Thus locals make merry,
    With each Ernest query
    Inspiring a fresh round of clownage.

    Find out more about Ernest Bafflewit

    May 19, 2015

  • What marketing ploy is beneath
    The wiles of Dr. Bradford Heath?
    When spam is the game
    There’s much in a name
    If a dentist can rhyme it with teeth.

    May 19, 2015

  • 1. A so-called concert in which all of the singers sing at the same time different songs

    2.A concert in which the various singers sing their songs simultaneously, or each one sings a verse of any song he likes between bursts of some familiar chorus.

    The link to the site that is the source of these definitions seems to make the Wordnik compiler ill ("Flagged as Spam" message). Does anyone know what this means?

    May 18, 2015

  • To call a thing “Dutch” is usually not praise. “Dutch courage” is the courage you get from a bottle of gin; a “Dutch treat” is no treat at all but an even splitting of the bill; in carpentry a “dutchman” is an awkwardly improvised repair. See more at the Wikipedia entry for “Dutch uncle.”

    May 18, 2015

  • At May long, when weather gets sticky,
    Canadians give hist'ry a hickey.
    For reasons doctrinal
    The fête is reginal
    But who gives a fart for old Vickie?

    May 18, 2015

  • But tither, one who pays or collects tithes, has a proper entry in Wordnik. Perhaps you are conflating tizzy and dither, each of which denotes a state of agitated confusion.

    May 17, 2015

  • See chippy.

    May 17, 2015

  • Like chickpea, garbanzo, falafel,
    The bird and its many names baffle.
    Is it more fun to say
    He’s a smug popinjay
    Than a hewhole, a high-hoe or yaffle?

    May 17, 2015

  • The rhyming urge begins to twitch
    And quickly builds into an itch
    Returned to smite us
    With fresh pruritis.
    The limerick bug is a bitch.

    May 16, 2015

  • It's offhanded chat, supposedly,
    But prose hides a lot that’s poesy.
    Concealing the art
    Is a critical part
    Of successfully practicing causerie.

    May 15, 2015

  • A matador must show bravado,
    To please the true aficionado.
    Display poise and grace
    And unhurried pace,
    But kill with a single stoccado.

    May 14, 2015

  • Or maybe a display of priestly anger from the pulpit?

    May 13, 2015

  • Is being told that you don’t have to eat any cake emancicaketion?

    May 13, 2015

  • He feigned to be feeble and pallid
    So illness might seem to be valid.
    He languished with skill,
    As clever boys will.
    Though lazy the young man was callid.

    May 13, 2015

  • Thank you, alexz. Now that I know the expression originates in the comments of Pat Buchanan the incoherence is explained.

    May 13, 2015

  • I find the humorous “Albertastan” coinage puzzling. I associate the “-stan” suffix with Central and South Asian nations that are typically Islamic and conservative, but as far as I can tell “Albertastan” is being used like the tired old epithet “the People’s Republic of…” to suggest that the new NDP government is some version of communism. Perhaps to some people “stan” has come to suggest “other,” and replaces the enfeebled Marxist enemy.

    May 12, 2015

  • In Finland there's somewhere a hoard
    Of words they've saved up and stored.
    They have the inessive
    So they can use less of
    Prepositions they decline to afford.

    N.B.,the case(s) for economy: In addition to inessive (replacing "in"), this limerick will also work with abessive ("without"), adessive ("by," "while"), and essive ("as"). They are a frugal bunch, those Finns.

    May 12, 2015

  • See Mennonite.

    May 11, 2015

  • The truthers are loud and loquacious.
    Their grip on belief is tenacious,
    But fervor distracts
    From an absence of facts
    And reasoning less than sequacious.

    May 11, 2015

  • See truther.

    May 11, 2015

  • When a boy attains a man's estate
    He blends the learned and the innate,
    He may hew to the plan
    Of the agnate clan
    Imbued with spirit of the tribe enate.

    May 10, 2015

  • There is precedent:

    The sideshow flow thins to a trickle.
    At carnivals once for a plug nickel
    You could view the bizarre
    Preserved in a jar
    And see the two-headed babe in a pickle.

    May 10, 2015

  • See enate.

    May 10, 2015

  • The image is odd but please humor me:
    Though flowers are nature's perfumery
    Your nostrils would melt
    If you ever smelt
    The blossoms produced in a bloomery.

    May 9, 2015

  • The loneliness of the self-infatuated is tragic.

    The love of herself quite possessed her
    But sad solitude still depressed her,
    So she sought out a date,
    With a defect-free mate,
    And hooked up online with sweet Esther.

    May 9, 2015

  • Since snow came early and late
    No surfeit of sunshine will sate.
    Now all that I ask
    Is to blissfully bask,
    To languidly lie and apricate.

    May 8, 2015

  • Thank you kindly, slumry.

    May 7, 2015

  • The sentence is death for all creation
    But some regard life as probation.
    Good conduct, they feel,
    Will support an appeal
    To a heavenly court of cassation.

    May 7, 2015

  • This cannot fail to include spotted dick.

    May 6, 2015

  • He’ll want your opinion, you know,
    And his tastes are quite rococo,
    So politely demur on
    The uses of fleuron
    And try to ignore the furbelow.

    May 6, 2015

  • That those damned Eskimos have been lying about their words for snow!

    May 5, 2015

  • A single life limned is biography.
    A people detailed is demography.
    If a history lacks
    Both gossip and facts
    It's probably prosopography.

    May 5, 2015

  • Is that what has been going on? I thought we were suffering one of the Plagues of Egypt.

    May 5, 2015

  • Dim Jimmy will endlessly try
    To enliven the velvet night sky.
    He labors but just can’t
    Achieve the coruscant.
    The poor bug’s a failed firefly.

    May 4, 2015

  • A marketer knows how to hype:
    Extolling a tire of indifferent type
    He'll sing of its soundness,
    Its ebony roundness,
    Its tread and ingenious new sipe.

    May 3, 2015

  • To Ernest it seems not a bribe
    To pay as the locals imbibe.
    A few drinks at most
    Is a modest impost
    To loosen the tongues of the tribe.

    Find out more about Ernest Bafflewit

    May 2, 2015

  • Hard labor is banned on this day
    Devoted by custom to play.
    Forsaking the operose,
    Embracing the otiose,
    Be frivolous the first day of May.

    May 1, 2015

  • orgiastic? auricular? origami? original? ornery?

    May 1, 2015

  • In Syracuse, you lose at trial,
    Your sentence is your home's denial.
    Your crime or civil schism
    Buys time in petalism -
    That’s five long years of sad exile.

    April 30, 2015

  • An Ancient when cheating on tax
    Took care in his choice of pinax.
    With a spell in the sun
    The crime was undone
    If the lies were inscribed in thin wax.

    April 29, 2015

  • If there is anything significant at stake you should talk to a lawyer, or at least find an online site that claims legal expertise. My layman’s understanding of this is that “accident” is defined as an event that results in an injury, and that the injury must be entirely as a result of the accident itself and that no illness, infirmity, etc., of the person injured can have contributed to the injury. There is lots of wriggle room in there and wriggling is what insurance companies are good at.

    April 28, 2015

  • The serpent in Eden was first
    But that one was hardly the worst.
    The sinister dipsas
    Who whispers, "Here, sip this,"
    Condemns to perpetual thirst.

    April 28, 2015

  • I thought kelvin was already plural. Isn’t one degree a kelve?

    April 28, 2015

  • To marry had long been his grail
    But, wed, he is whirled in a gale.
    Can you imagine this?
    He's deuteragonist
    In what had been his personal tale!

    April 27, 2015

  • Old mobsters retire 'cause they gotta.
    If a paisan don't know then he oughta:
    The new way to play
    Is the Jamaican way;
    Go now or you'll deal with a shotta.

    April 26, 2015

  • As Luke surely wrote to Theophilus
    It’s all right if you are a pygophilist.
    While you ought to confess
    When e’er you transgress,
    As sins go it isn’t the awfullest.

    April 26, 2015

  • pygophilist. n. One who enjoys pygophilia; that is, an aesthetic or sexual appreciation of buttocks.
    From Greek pūgē 'buttocks' + philía liking, fondness.

    See also callipygian.

    April 26, 2015

  • pygophilia. n. A buttocks fetish or buttocks partialism. Wikipedia.
    From Greek pūgē 'buttocks' + philía liking, fondness.

    See also callipygian.

    April 26, 2015

  • There is always the ultimately intense beriberi.

    April 26, 2015

  • See tousled.

    April 26, 2015

  • The lasses, especially the teens,
    Were agog over Jack's magic beans
    And made his amazing stalk
    The village gazingstock,
    Provoking some unseemly scenes.

    April 25, 2015

  • The minstrels provided the tune
    With jokes from the royal buffoon,
    But the work of the fest
    Beyond music and jest
    Was done by the weary gossoon.

    April 24, 2015

  • Some seasons are wonder-prolific
    And April's last day is specific.
    On the eve of Walpurgis
    A good thaumaturgus
    Can cook up some mischief mirific.

    April 23, 2015

  • I was, I must cede, a true skeptic,
    For haggis seemed really too septic.
    But the oat and the pluck,
    By a great stroke of luck,
    Though ugly are oddly eupeptic.

    April 22, 2015

  • One of zuzu's charms is how readily she takes delight.

    April 21, 2015

  • Take note of the socks the navvy chose;
    He knows the importance of clothes.
    In these fetid pits
    He’s not wearing knits -
    In sewers he wears only cespitose.

    April 21, 2015

  • If Eliza Doolittle could pull it off
    Then Ernest could pass for a toff.
    The thought quite amuses:
    With rouge for his bruises
    This biffin could sell as a gawf.

    Find out more about Ernest Bafflewit

    April 20, 2015

  • When raising a glass to your host
    The jokes should be tepid at most.
    Some wry, dry adustion
    Bests roaring combustion.
    The gesture's a toast, not a roast.

    April 19, 2015

  • His chicks in their stolen nests thrive;
    He'll betray and then feast on a hive.
    A stranger to pride
    The sly honeyguide
    Prefers not to work but connive.

    April 18, 2015

  • See storm trooper.

    April 18, 2015

  • In Winter the health risks increase;
    Your vigilance must never cease.
    Among the contagia
    Is dread polyphagia
    That leaves you in April obese.

    April 17, 2015

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  • Thank you, ruzuzu. Verse is not neccessary but your good wishes are much appreciated. I only wanted to acknowledge Erin's gesture and to prepare my excuses in advance in case I miss a day here and there.

    June 3, 2015

  • Dear qms,

    I'm sorry I haven't written a get-well verse for you yet. Everything I try to rhyme betrays my dislike of cars and drivers--and since most of the people I know happen to be drivers, I thought maybe I'd cool off for a bit.

    Get well soon,
    ruzuzu

    June 3, 2015

  • Did your vault parse the arc of a diver?
    Or a ballerina's poise: didst thou outstrive her?
    But forgive me this jest,
    I wish you and elbows my best,
    *shakes fist at said stupid driver*

    June 1, 2015

  • Kind Wordniks: In her generous verse of yesterday erinmckean referenced my injury, which could interfere with submissions to Wordnik. On my last bike ride, May 22 (alas, my last for some time I'm afraid) an inattentive driver cut in front of me, so

    My dismount was the handlebar vault - 
    A gracefully arcing somersault.
    An elbow twice broken
    And concussion betoken
    The boldness of that asphalt halt.

    Two days ago I had surgery to nail my funny bone back into place. Fortunately (or not - there are opinions) I have been able to continue limericizing. This is a tribute to Erin's helpfulness and the power of OCD.

    May 31, 2015

  • At Wordnik we are truly blessed
    To have, as lyricist, qms.
    Although a recent awkward injury
    may make his typing a bit gingery
    we still daily receive of his best.

    May 30, 2015

  • The annum revolves from last to next
    But yields no daily tempting text.
    Is there some curse
    On good-natured verse
    Or will 2015 be lexically hexed?

    January 1, 2015

  • Dear Wordniks my aim is to woo you
    To visit "community" if you choose to.
    Let not this hiatus
    Depress or abate us,
    Let's flock to the beckoning ruzuzu.

    December 25, 2014

  • Thanks, qms! I was thinking that in the meantime maybe we should just congregate on one of the word pages--community makes as much sense as any. See you there?

    December 24, 2014

  • I especially admire your last few limericks. Keep up the good work!

    December 15, 2014

  • By rights this should be posted on the account of the user lozonbeatty, but that account will soon be squished to wriggling flatness by the almighty thumb of erinmckean, if it has not already been so reduced. I post my comment here so that it will not be collateral damage.

    I was struck by the last few sentences of lozonbeatty’s message, that is, three or four sentences, depending on one’s inclination to generosity:

    I experience scorching soon after using the tablet. and that i sweat quite a bit .they explain to me it is because the tablet si performing for me. I m seriously pleased with this particular outcome.

    There is something of poetry and of perversion in these words. I had hoped that bilby might address this, but he is probably out snowshoeing, or whatever it is they do in the Australian Winter. I have not his gift for mock Spammish so I must resort to my native idiom to give lozonbeatty some advice:

    Anent your fiery fat pill story
    More testimony is obligatory.
    You should be testing
    Other ways of ingesting.
    Suppose you try suppository?

    July 3, 2014

  • On any page, scroll down to the bottom, then click on the Community link under News. That will take you to what we used to call 'the front page' of the site where you can see all the latest user comments (and some other stuff). Sometimes you'll see that a 'conversation' between frequent users is developing on a particular word.
    Doorbelling is also fine, we do that too.
    p.s. There should also be a Community link on the black bar at the top.

    January 1, 2014

  • You can comment on any word except the Word of the Day in the WotD section.
    Your double bracket theory is correct, you can make a clickable link to any word's page by doing that. Then just scroll down till you find the comment box.

    December 19, 2013

  • I seem to have managed to make everything a comment FOR qms ABOUT qms. What I would like to do is offer comment FROM qms about a word. I wonder if double brackets on a word such as hebetude would land me in a useful place.

    December 19, 2013

  • From 11/27/2013, hebetude

           Thanksgiving, 2013
    We dine this day on heaps of food,
    Then slump in sleepy lassitude.
    Sad bales of clothes
    Near comatose –
    Though conscious, sunk in hebetude.

    December 19, 2013

  • From 12/06/2013, subnivean

                Snow Fleas
    To Winter they are not giving in
    To sleep the season in oblivion.
    They cheerfully go
    Underneath the snow
    And, happy there, hop subnivean.

    December 19, 2013

  • I have encountered enough success at posting a comment to look back a bit for other Word of the Day offerings that I have limericized. My skills as an archivist are weak, but I have found a couple.

    From 12/11/2013, cete

    "Coitus" supplies a word for "mate;"
    A batch of badgers it names "cete."
    It could be fun to view
    What those badgers do
    If, like words from roots, they proliferate.

    December 19, 2013

  • From 12/05/2013, morosoph

    The lit'ry world may haughtily scoff
    And judge the writer in some way "off,"
    But a limericist's tools
    Are the insights of fools.
    The form is the art of the morosoph.

    December 19, 2013

  • You can comment on the word cacchinate, though not on the Word Of The Day entry which is in a different part of the site.

    December 18, 2013

  • the meter is funky - a bit to the left of the limerick
    I like it!

    December 18, 2013

  • I am a bit flummoxed. I thought I could offer a comment on a specific Word of the Day, but it looks like I am able only to talk to myself. At least I will have an appreciative audience.

    When the Word of the Day service supplies a word I think I might want to use I try to implant it in my working vocabulary by building a limerick around it. I have done that with the word of 12/17/2013, cachinnate. Thus,

    Against cruel fortune's machination
    Partake of sorrow's vaccination.
    Your surest protection
    From sadness' infection
    Is regular doses of cachinnation.

    December 18, 2013