qms has looked up 11410 words, created 9 lists, listed 331 words, written 1697 comments, added 2 tags, and loved 79 words.

Comments by qms

  • Of note in his psychical scenery are
    His boasts that he's king of Slovenia:
    A comical claim
    But nuts just the same,
    A sure sign of some paraphrenia.

    December 5, 2016

  • The Muses React to the 2016 Election

    Terpsichore writhes in some dance;
    Melpomene casts a glum glance.
    And once merry Thalia?
    She weeps, inter alia,
    While Clio, appalled, sits mumchance.

    December 4, 2016

  • Why do people seem always to "sit mumchance?" Cannot one stand, lie, stride or simply be mumchance?

    December 4, 2016

  • Thus endeth a season of bobbery
    Replete with conspicuous daubery.
    The master of squabbles
    Now gathers the baubles.
    Prepare for a circus of jobbery.

    December 3, 2016

  • Note that sclaff can be either a verb or a noun. Oddly the Word of the Day notification provides three definitions for its use as a verb only, yet all the examples supplied use it as a noun.

    December 2, 2016

  • In Scotland the golfers will quaff
    A dram before plying the staff,
    Then mar in their haze
    The luckless fairways
    With many a duff and a sclaff.

    December 2, 2016

  • Of course a thrifty (thriftey?) Scot would not spend an inessential "e" but I have a more expansive ancestry.
    I hope the Tasmanian hibernation has concluded.

    December 2, 2016

  • In Scotland on taking some whiskey
    The young men are prone to feel frisky,
    But liquor soon wilts
    What stirs in their kilts.
    Alas, a most chastening pliskie.

    December 1, 2016

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    November 30, 2016

  • The flesh of no nutria is suitable
    To pitch as a true nutraceutical.
    The trouble is that
    It's called a swamp rat
    And bias against it's immutable.

    November 30, 2016

  • There is the architectural application:

    Let's sit ourselves down and talk a while
    Of how may a portico beguile,
    And what are the graces
    Attending such spaces
    And tally the virtues of octastyle.

    But also this:

    The she-squid bestows a shy smile
    Permitting an amorous trial,
    Inviting his charms
    And myriad arms
    For loving that's done octastyle.

    November 29, 2016

  • I'm making it red white and blue
    As all good deplorables do.
    My patio ragstone
    I'm painting as flagstone
    To show I'm more loyal than you.

    November 28, 2016

  • Should dalliances usurp a date
    Then Trump will invoke a perk of state.
    If the day's come and gone
    Then the calendar's wrong.
    He'll order the gov to intercalate.

    November 27, 2016

  • Compare lurgy.

    November 26, 2016

  • An ailment that doctors can't tackle
    A sorceress with crystals and knack'll.
    She'll bring out the quartz
    To cure you of warts
    Or treat your marthambles with macle.

    November 26, 2016

  • Victorians loved their melodrama
    And spectacles like cosmorama,
    Now stale and passé;
    Amusements today
    Derive more from digits or pharma.

    November 25, 2016

  • The harvesters in from the gloam,
    Kids bright from the scrub and the comb.
    The windows alight
    Bejewel the night
    As darkness enfolds harvest-home.

    Happy Thanksgiving, all.

    November 24, 2016

  • Protect us from Polish spam mills,
    Purveyors of nostrums and pills.
    Oh, heed your fan clamor
    To bring the banhammer
    And cast out the scammers and shills.

    November 23, 2016

  • The bird as a whole is a boon treat
    But remnants are what we will soon eat
    In fragments instead -
    In fritters, on bread,
    And finally we'll sip it as spoon-meat.

    November 22, 2016

  • Mon Dieu! What a dégoutant deed!
    Cette blessure est vraiment putride!
    When you have an eschar
    You tend to it, n'est-ce pas?
    America, please now debride.

    November 21, 2016

  • In Scotland a good marriage broker
    Will find you a lass and will yoke her.
    If he's done his duty
    She may be no beauty
    But bring you a generous tocher.

    November 20, 2016

  • The gourmet is cursed by the fates
    To crave only rarest of cates.
    Though plain food may nourish
    Yet he needs a flourish
    And only the Lucullan sates.

    November 19, 2016

  • The Grant's ranch was tranquil and gracious
    But Barbara and Rob disputatious.
    To praise argy-bargy
    They chose "RG bar G"
    To brand their own wide open spaces.

    November 18, 2016

  • The few times I have heard this term used have mostly been while watching television coverage of the Tour de France. The venerable announcing team of Phil Liggett and Paul Sherwen (both Brits) use it to describe the fierce bumping and jostling that goes on during sprint finishes. The definitions provided here all assume its application to verbal contention, but Liggett and Sherwen seem comfortable with it in a physical context.

    November 18, 2016

  • Events all conspire to annoy
    And forces of evil deploy.
    No ailment is timelier
    Than this cyclothymia
    That unbid gives moments of joy.

    November 17, 2016

  • The Lord of Misrule make a paction
    With those of the frivolous faction
    To reign for a season
    Defying all reason
    And driving the proud to distraction.

    This a reposting of a comment originally posted on October 25, 2015 which was accidentally deleted. We REALLY need some sort of safeguard associated with the delete button. A single touch activates it. There is no “are you sure” warning and no way of undoing.

    November 16, 2016

  • A third option is perfervid, which unambiguously implies excess.

    November 16, 2016

  • Competitive pumpkiners know
    The road to blue ribbon is slow.
    Accomplish your giantism
    With patience and scientism
    And pray that the monster will grow.

    November 16, 2016

  • I am surprised that none of the dictionaries that Wordnik aggregates provides a definition for this word. When I was growing up in New England this was the common childhood term for excrement. I don’t know to what extent American dialect varies on this, but versions of the word are pervasive in European languages.

    Wikipedia provides a fascinating discussion of cacāre and its descendants:
    The whole article on Latin profanity is entertaining.
    See also kakistocracy and cacatopia.

    November 15, 2016

  • The polity's trust has been rended
    And amity's wagon upended,
    A brute renversement
    A bouleversement
    A wreck that's not readily mended.

    November 15, 2016

  • The prospect's now so scary that
    The thought's no place to tarry at.
    Our doom is presaged
    By the loud and enraged
    The howling trumpenproletariat

    November 14, 2016

  • trumpenproletariat – n.  A class of American voters, privileged by race and income, who nevertheless nurse an overweening sense of grievance and share a conviction that they are the victims of both ambitious ethnic minorities and mysterious “elites.” They are characterized by nostalgia for a golden age that never was and limitless credulity.

    Cf. lumpenproletariat.

    November 14, 2016

  • A system engaged in autopoiesis
    Replenishes loss but never increases.
    Is it fated to go
    Forever on so,
    Or comes there a time when it ceases?

    November 14, 2016

  • As ketchup can tend to confuse
    The kids must be given some clues:
    It's goop pseudoplastic
    So shaking extracts it;
    Unshaken it never will ooze.

    November 13, 2016

  • A friend called this very odd combination of definitions to my attention:

    daven - n, a person with a huge cock

    However, the example given, " Dude, that's such a huge Daven! ", applies the term not to the whole person but to the appendage itself.


    If you read the prayers aloud
    You've blessings of which to be proud.
    A ritual maven
    Encouraged to daven
    Is bound to be found well-endowed.

    November 12, 2016

  • Boys come to the Greek teacher's door
    When cheated by Cook and implore,
    "He's up to his mean tricks
    And shorting my choenix.
    I pray you, Dear Master, some more!"

    November 12, 2016

  • n. A Greek dry measure, mentioned by Homer, and originally the daily ration of a man, but varying from a quart to over a quart and a half.

    November 12, 2016

  • It can mean to whine or to twirl,
    To quiver or else to unfurl,
    A wheel or a sample
    Or thrill, for example.
    My head's in a whirl over tirl.

    November 11, 2016

  • In the Highlands when angling for trout
    Be silent or whisper - don't shout.
    You'll displease your gillie
    With conduct that's silly.
    Wade gently and don't ever plout.

    November 10, 2016

  • Misfortunes quite often are karmic -
    The evil we've done and the harm stick.
    We sicken at last
    From sins of the past
    But good deeds are alexipharmic.

    November 9, 2016

  • Election Day, 2016

    We simply don't know what to think!
    Just how have we come to this brink?
    In absence of knowledge we
    Abandon psephology
    And flee to the solace of drink.

    November 8, 2016

  • Announce something new on email
    And Hillary hauled off to jail:
    A manufactroversy
    That persists perversely.
    It's bait they will take without fail.

    November 7, 2016

  • My self-assigned daily challenge is to write a limerick that rhymes on the Word of the Day (WotD). I have occasionally posted a limerick that included the WotD somewhere other than at the end of a line, but only rarely. A word like circumduce is especially troublesome because it is a transitive verb and it takes some engineering to place it naturally at the end of a line. I came up with a serviceable solution after reading that the word is an adornment of Scottish law. The Rangers and the Celtics (the “Old Firm”) are famously bitter football rivals in Glasgow, so it seemed apt to acknowledge a Scottish connection.

    Not only is the verb transitive but it seems to pair with only one direct object – “term”. Every usage example uses the verb in the phrase “circumduce the term.” I bethought myself of some way of writing a limerick on that phrase rather than on the verb alone. It looked unlikely but there is perverse inspiration to be got from current events. The 2016 Clinton/Trump presidential election is two days away and it is a great stimulant to the imagination.

    Elections circumduce the term
    So pauses Trump to spruce his perm.
    He thinks that election
    Can spread his infection,
    And gleefully he'll loose the germ.

    November 6, 2016

  • The Old Firm are Glaswegian tribes
    Whose loyalists hate circumscribes.
    Why not call a truce
    They can't circumduce
    And give up the insults and jibes?

    November 6, 2016

  • Biologists greedily dream
    Of a captive microbial team,
    To build a colossus
    Of new bioprocess,
    A rich biotechnical scheme.

    November 5, 2016

  • It seems to me a tasteless lapse
    To march about with saintly scraps.
    The apter territory
    For any feretory
    Is seen through a pane in the apse.

    Note. I have found three suggested pronunciations for this word: fer-uh-TORY, fuh-RET-urry, FERRET-tree.

    November 4, 2016

  • For plain folk to get the straight dope
    A lecture was a way to cope.
    The ones they liked best,
    So records attest,
    Were blessed with an epidiascope.

    November 3, 2016

  • Our sins do a burdensome toll take.
    While prayer and works on the whole make
    Our vile purgatory
    A less lengthy story
    The ticket to heaven's the soul-cake.

    Compare dumb-cake.

    November 2, 2016

  • toped?

    November 1, 2016

  • In Autumn is death's shadow cast
    On thoughtless lad and callow lass.
    The death lust they show
    Is fervent but faux
    The eve of the feast of Hallowmas.

    November 1, 2016

  • What mischievous rhymes can I call up
    That wouldn't be utter codswallop?
    It's driving me dotty
    To find something naughty
    In a word that's as harmless as hollop.

    October 31, 2016

  • Tonight pay the devil his due
    And savor the witches' strange brew
    As bandits and zombies
    And other bad hombres
    Cause many a shriek and a grue.

    October 31, 2016

  • "The worst thing a man can do is go bald. Never let yourself go bald." Donald J. Trump

    He looked in the mirror appalled,
    His tonsure a horror and heart-scald
    And took then to building
    With fleece of much gilding
    A pelt to conceal that he's bald.

    October 30, 2016

  • While humorous verses are jolly
    The words if unheard are mere folly
    The laugh we provoke
    By telling a joke
    Is purely the listener's quale.

    October 29, 2016

  • I read in a serious bestiary
    A clownfish can cause its sex to vary.
    I know it may sound
    Like I'm clowning around
    But trust me, I'm strictly a textuary.

    October 28, 2016

  • Oh, alexz! Say it ain't so.

    October 27, 2016

  • See also comments at red-tapist.

    October 27, 2016

  • The office of humor correction
    Has experts at offense detection.
    Each earnest red-tapist
    Maintains a bad-jape list
    Of jokes that will cause an objection.

    See also comments at red-tapism.

    October 27, 2016

  • A plowshare first sounded terrific
    But vomer seemed more scientific,
    Then after a while
    I loved pygostlye
    As sweet to the ear philornithic.

    October 26, 2016

  • Poor Ernest's affront caused him shame
    And liquor again was to blame.
    If only he'd drunk less
    He'd not have been frontless
    Nor owe now effrontery's claim.

    Find out more about Ernest Bafflewit

    October 25, 2016

  • The wee pest's a dangerous vector
    But heed this key gender corrector:
    The gal gallinipper
    Alone's the blood sipper;
    The guy bugs imbibe only nectar.

    October 24, 2016

  • He's glad that you fill up his meal-pock
    But spare him your flattering sweet talk.
    He'll not be your friend
    So don't condescend
    To a pauper as proud as a peacock.

    October 23, 2016

  • Sweet reason's political nemesis,
    Or so some experienced men insist,
    Is Sarah's sour cant
    Informing Don's rant,
    An instance of strange palingenesis.

    October 22, 2016

  • A biker to feel well-endowed
    Requires an engine that's loud.
    At daybreak he'll rev it -
    The neighborhood levet -
    Then flee from the rage of the crowd.

    October 21, 2016

  • A consummate broth, experts say,
    Is filtered the albumin way.
    The soup you create
    When you elutriate
    Is elegant clear consommé.

    October 20, 2016

  • Despairing the rhymester hurls curses
    At info that Wordnik disperses:
    Though clumsy and kludgy
    Oh, call them not nugae
    Or damn them as trivial verses.

    October 19, 2016

  • Research reveals that nugae is pronounced as though it were spelled "new-jee." There are other possibilities for a terminal "-ae" and you can read some of these discussed in comments at lunula.

    October 19, 2016

  • A comfortable conscience balm's creed
    Holds charity nurtures harm's seed:
    Don't coddle the poor
    But give them a cure
    By nobly withholding almsdeed.

    October 18, 2016

  • His slowly diminishing hair
    Is causing the Donald despair.
    He's fighting the tide
    But cannot abide
    His pink pate should baldly transpare.

    October 17, 2016

  • Our laughter when humor is light
    May soar like the swallows at night
    But cynical drollery
    Can conjure a volery
    Where fluttering never takes flight.

    October 16, 2016

  • She was to the eye a delighter,
    To hot-blooded youth an exciter,
    But cold hemolymph
    Filled veins of that nymph
    And no ardent boy could ignite her.

    October 15, 2016

  • The boffins with patient precision
    Examine each tiny collision
    And don't give a darn -
    Not one femtobarn -
    For ignorant cries of derision.

    October 14, 2016

  • An oracular fellow named Clancy
    Claimed knowledge of scapulimancy.
    But a blade from a sternum?
    He could not discern 'em,
    So forecasts were generally chancy.

    October 13, 2016

  • Consider the throughput travail
    Designing a new bioswale.
    Input the terrain
    And volume of rain
    And hear the weary BIOS wail.

    October 12, 2016

  • His manner is cheerful and breezy,
    Asserting all remedies easy,
    But airy solutionism
    Is trumped by his Putinism
    And more than foolhardy - he's sleazy.

    October 11, 2016

  • Oh pity the spokesperson's woes!
    Exposed to the jibes of his foes,
    The surrogate's spin job
    Must dress up in kincob
    A king who is wearing no clothes.

    October 10, 2016

  • Old Angus was given to moochin'
    But Scotsmen in thrift have few kin.
    When he begged a smoke
    They claimed to be broke
    And not one would open his spleuchan.

    October 9, 2016

  • The rumors abound in the town
    That wealth's not the cause for renown.
    No, Donald's real claim
    To nationwide fame
    Is status as creepiest clown.

    October 8, 2016

  • In the Autumn of 2016 the United States, and lately the UK as well, has been plagued by creepy clown sightings:

    CBS News, October 8, 2016
    Hoax or threat? Clown sightings fuel panic nationwide
    There’s been a wave of creepy clown sightings across the United States. Going back to late August, there have been dozens of reports of threatening clowns, largely centered around schools and colleges.

    Many have been dismissed by law enforcement as pranks, but more than a dozen people have been arrested in connection with the sightings. Whether they are pranks, threats or actual sightings, police and other officials have to take them seriously as a potential threat to safety. That’s starting to drain resources from law enforcement agencies, who are also concerned about feeding into hysteria…

    See coulrophobia.

    October 8, 2016

  • A suspect avowal of stigmatism
    Is tested with maximum rigorism.
    Hysterical miracles
    Imperil the clericals
    And threaten to trigger a schism.

    October 8, 2016

  • It is good to have you with us.

    October 7, 2016

  • When amorous urges accelerate
    A prudent seducer will hesitate.
    As moods can be fickle
    First test with a tickle.
    It's safer at first if you vellicate.

    October 7, 2016

  • After posting my Word of the Day limerick on life-car I became curious to see what one looked like and to know if they had ever been put to practical use, so I ventured on to the net and discovered an interesting story.

    An American named Joseph Francis invented the life-car in the mid 19th Century and it was used in the saving of many lives from wrecks near the shore. Francis’s achievement seems to have been first recognized by foreign nations and he received recognition and awards from many countries. He was in Europe, perhaps to accept some of these accolades, when a Captain Douglass Ottinger of the United States Revenue Cutter Service applied to congress for a grant to recompense him for the invention of the life-car. Since Francis was not there to dispute Ottinger’s claim the congress awarded Ottinger $10,000. Only many years later was Francis recognized by congress with a gold medal. You can read an account of the matter here and see an image of a life-car here.

    How shameful that envious strife mar
    What ought to be Francis's bright star,
    For Ottinger's claim
    Occluded his fame
    For gifting the world with his life-car.

    October 6, 2016

  • The best choice for rescue by far -
    As cozy as man and his wife are!
    When next you're ship-wrecked
    Be sure you select
    The safety and speed of the life-car!

    October 6, 2016

  • I once was a sea salt exalter
    But desiccant preferences alter.
    At present I think
    That Himalayan pink
    Is key for the gourmet drysalter.

    October 5, 2016

  • Swamp gases make pond water bubbly
    And snowfall confuses things doubly.
    The mingling's not nice
    For mid-winter ice,
    Which skaters will find sadly hubbly.

    October 4, 2016

  • Cassandra with far-seeing eyes
    Was cursed with the gift to previse.
    Her passionate pleading
    Yet yielded no heeding,
    For truth needs a pleasing disguise.

    October 3, 2016

  • The climate deniers are dense,
    Unwilling to listen to sense.
    There's little occasion
    For fruitful persuasion -
    The effort's a noble misspense.

    October 2, 2016

  • The commune's nudist agrarianism
    The neighbors call lewd barbarianism.
    The counsel I give
    Is live and let live
    In tolerant latitudinarianism.

    October 1, 2016

  • Though comics and internet wags can
    Make fun of faux hair and his gag tan,
    Suspicion still lingers
    That such tiny fingers
    Are marks of the natural magsman.

    September 30, 2016

  • Though you may prefer to meditate
    Or idly to ponder and speculate,
    Should thinking involve
    Some problem to solve
    You'd better prepare to excogitate.

    September 29, 2016

  • Ms Williams, quite fetchingly made
    And big in the movie star trade,
    Unable to act
    (A regrettable fact),
    Excelled in the old aquacade.

    September 28, 2016

  • News item: Trump Praises Self During, After Debate for Not Bringing Up Bill Clinton’s Infidelity

    The Donald traversed discourtesy's axis
    From casually rude to utterly classless.
    Self-praise for his silences
    On Bill's misalliances
    Is no more than thuggishly crude apophasis.

    September 27, 2016

  • A buffet for plain folk must do,
    Though some will say smorgasbord too,
    But a table of nosh
    If the setting is posh
    Turns into a true ambigu.

    September 27, 2016

  • When Autumn turns chilly and umbrous
    And burdens once light become cumbrous,
    The long shadows deepen,
    The way seems to steepen.
    And pilgrims grow weary and slumbrous.

    September 26, 2016

  • OED:
    umbrous — 1. Lying in the shade; shady, shadowed.

    September 26, 2016

  • The doctor said, "Sorry, amigo;
    I know it's a blow to the ego:
    That flab that you cache
    Has done something rash.
    It's blooming with wild intertrigo."

    September 25, 2016

  • The gaucho at end of the day
    Reclines with his gourd of maté.
    His hammock will swing,
    His gaucha will sing
    To the beat of mano and metate.

    September 24, 2016

  • The stock of his gun, so it's said,
    He notched for each man he shot dead;
    What meaning then place on
    The emargination
    That pocked the headboard of his bed?

    September 23, 2016

  • In New Pagan lit's strange arena
    They work for an antique patina.
    They'll quote and they'll cite
    By wizard and rite
    To build up a mystic catena.

    September 22, 2016

  • A hussar must dress with panache
    From spurs to his sash and mustache;
    And he must afford
    A damascene sword
    Adorned with a fine sabretache.

    September 21, 2016

  • Curmudgeons will always get cranky
    At toffs who won't call it a hanky:
    "To call it a mouchoir
    Is Frenchified bushwa,
    But snot rag does fine, very frankly."

    September 20, 2016

  • Mustafa, who ruled once in Jaffa,
    Insisted his women wear caffa.
    A lip-hugging veil
    To be worn without fail
    Was known as Mustache of Mustafa.

    September 19, 2016

  • Some lumberjacks, when it is rainy,
    Make tabletops - rustic and grainy.
    It's work they can get
    When weather is wet
    And uses what's knotted and waney.

    September 18, 2016

  • When parties set out to augment
    They'll boast that they have a large tent,
    But under that big top
    The clowning is nonstop
    To flatter the crazy margent.

    September 17, 2016

  • True saintliness calls for some proof:
    One, praying, might drift to the roof,
    Or, best of all data,
    Could bear the stigmata,
    The blessing of wounds in the loof.

    September 16, 2016

  • The cows feast on green grass and clover
    Till seasons of fresh growth are over,
    Then autumn fields shorn
    To dry stalks of corn
    Will make up their wintering stover.

    September 15, 2016

  • The Donald sows discord and fear
    With nonsense I'd rather not hear.
    Since life's less chaotic
    When listening's dichotic
    I've learned how to turn a deaf ear.

    September 14, 2016

  • A wonderful vessel, the neti pot,
    A tool every New Ager's got:
    A sort of a costrel
    You stick up your nostril
    To sluice out your stubbornest snot.

    September 13, 2016

  • Pygmalion carved Galatea
    And gave himself instant dyspnea.
    The girl of his making
    He made so breathtaking
    He gasped and he panted to see her.

    September 12, 2016

  • A life can be rendered tumult'ous
    If plagued by persistent singultus
    And peace so much riven
    That some folk are driven
    To seek out the help of occultists.

    September 11, 2016

  • If new to environs monastic
    You'll find that the silence is drastic.
    They frown on the phonic
    So monks are laconic,
    Conversing in bursts holophrastic.

    September 10, 2016

  • I checked it out on Wikipedia
    And other reliable media
    So safely I'll scoff
    At the smug autotroph
    Extolling the joys of inedia.

    See also breatharian and comments at photovore.

    September 9, 2016

  • My recipes feature efficacy
    Eschewing all fuss and complicacy.
    A poulet compliqué
    Would ruin my day.
    I'll stew up my bird in a fricassee.

    September 8, 2016

  • A sultan could put up a minaret
    But virtuous actions are better yet.
    He'll garner more blessing
    By simply addressing
    The needs of the poor in an imaret.

    September 7, 2016

  • Poor Huggins felt silly and truly dumb
    To learn he was wrong on nebulium.
    If he had been able
    To add to the table
    The next thing he'd name was nofoolium.

    September 6, 2016

  • A prophet in Egypt's old system
    Had curious aids to assist him.
    While thinking up answers
    He watched sacred dancers
    Who bent to the beat of the sistrum.

    September 5, 2016

  • True, rhetoric and its devices
    The mischievous in me entices,
    But having now tripped upon
    That devil polyptoton
    I deem them all devious vices.

    September 4, 2016

  • There are French words such as garage that the English have dressed up in local fashion (rhymes with marriage) while Americans have preserved some of the native sound (rhymes with barrage). Sirvente is such a one.

    The Brits, as often their bent,
    Domesticate Gallic sirvente.
    The Yanks may still flaunt
    A proper sirvente
    But the English are intransigent.

    September 3, 2016

  • At sound of the grim reaper's chuckle
    Even the mighty must truckle.
    He finds it amusing
    To hear at his choosing
    Laments and a jolly death-ruckle.

    September 2, 2016

  • That rattle is dire serpentine -
    Your comfort and his don't align.
    The gauntlet is flung
    Before you are stung
    If the snake that you rile's crotaline.

    September 1, 2016

  • How quantum mechanics is quaint,
    Giving physics a mystical taint!
    Wee bits in rotation
    Achieve bilocation
    Which had been reserved to the saint.

    August 31, 2016

  • I don’t have strong feelings about latinx (although I do think it utterly lacks charm), but I don’t know what it provides that Latin does not. One of the American Heritage definitions cited in Wordnik is “n. A Latino or Latina.”

    August 30, 2016

  • It's a tide of the tawdry we're breasting.
    I pray we'll get on to the next thing,
    As Donald feigns shock
    At views of his cock
    Now Anthony's back to his sexting.

    August 30, 2016

  • Come share in my metrical whimsy,
    If not agin, then you are with me,
    For insight shows best
    As limerick dressed
    In humor and lively eurythmy.

    August 30, 2016

  • Young prophets who'll live out the fate
    Must cautiously anticipate.
    The old and the wise 'uns
    With looming horizons
    Have freedom to boldly vaticinate.

    August 29, 2016

  • Beg pardon if I dish some dirt:
    They never were angels, for cert.
    The Jack and the Jill
    Who went up that hill
    Were jackanapes and a jill-flirt.

    August 28, 2016

  • An odd one, this old-time incony:
    The word is elusive and funny;
    Meaning artless or fragile
    But, shifting and agile,
    It hops like a lexical bunny.

    August 27, 2016

  • A word popular in Shakespeare's day and unused since:

    Forms: Also inconie, in-conie, in conie, inconey, in conye.
    Etymology: A cant word, prevalent about 1600, of unascertained origin.
    It appears to have rhymed with money , compare coney n.1 Suggestions as to its derivation are that it represents French inconnu , or Italian incognito , unknown; that it is a variation of uncanny , unconnyincautious, etc. (see canny adj.); that it is connected with unco unknown, strange, etc.; but none of these is free from difficulty.

    The OED uses the past tense in guessing how the word might have been pronounced. Its meaning is likewise veiled in the mists of time.

    August 27, 2016

  • Itinerant troubadors tired
    But gigs at the palace required
    They stake their ascents on
    A winnowing tenson,
    Before they were comfortably hired.

    August 26, 2016

  • Does random unreason triumphant
    Explain the party's entrumpment,
    Or is it the working
    Of illness long lurking
    Whose presence at last is erumpent?

    August 25, 2016

  • Too clever by half, it's been said,
    If subject and science aren't wed.
    So use plane geometry
    And not craniometry
    To measure a simple blockhead.

    August 24, 2016

  • The bawdy is narrative's fodder
    And broad jest its babbling water.
    Jongleurs had a go
    With hot fabliaux
    And we work the famed farmer's daughter.

    August 23, 2016

  • What pleasure in geck the Scots take!
    In insults that sting like a snake
    It's limmer they'll fetch
    (Or skellum) for "wretch,"
    But scroyle is much like a smaik.

    Here's a provocative thought:
    Scots insults suit Donald a lot,
    Perhaps this is merited
    By genes he inherited.
    His mom was an immigrant Scot.

    August 22, 2016

  • Strange demons, it may be, compel him;
    Some think mental illness befell him.
    I rather suspect
    A cruder affect:
    The Donald is simply a skellum.

    August 21, 2016

  • A rock hound when he is wistful
    dreams gemstones garnered by fistful,
    And rock turned to prism
    By pleochroism -
    The trick of a magical crystal.

    August 20, 2016

  • The commonplace may hold truth's kernel
    And point the way to things supernal,
    So follow that arrow
    From a red wheelbarrow
    Or raise your eyes from Duchamp's urinal.

    August 19, 2016

  • Some cock may presume he's exec
    With general permission to peck
    But strutting your stuff
    May not be enough
    When the flock is aflutter with geck.

    August 18, 2016

  • A sailor who finds where he's at
    Adjusts to the long and the lat;
    Astronomers though
    To check any flow
    Will stick with a strict coelostat.

    August 17, 2016

  • Note that coelostat is pronounced "seal-o-stat" as in coelacanth or coeliac disease.

    August 17, 2016

  • When daylight's begun its decline
    And darkness is poured out like wine
    Our lusty young braves
    Like bats from their caves
    Emerge for the hunt vespertine.

    August 16, 2016

  • A trickster betrays his sly aim
    Assailing his foe without shame.
    To charge voting fraud
    In no way seems odd
    From one who has played the skin-game.

    August 15, 2016

  • Cosmologists peer far and wide,
    Putting issues of history aside.
    To hypermetropics
    Such trivial topics
    Are less than their minds can abide.

    August 14, 2016

  • His speeches can only fleece hicks
    Who'll swallow his dreary sleaze mix.
    They haven't a prayer —
    This snake oil purveyor
    Is famed as a thorough skeezicks.

    August 13, 2016

  • See vol-au-vent.

    August 13, 2016

  • "Gregarious" hints at a commonness,
    "Egregious", however's, more ominous.
    The first is preferred
    As part of the herd
    But, cousins, the words are paronymous.

    August 12, 2016

  • We've learned of our ancestors' yearning
    In scholarship subtly discerning
    Called archaeoastronomy,
    While paleoeconomy
    Is knowledge of primitive earning.

    August 11, 2016

  • Democracy's cycles are prone
    To flaws that the sages bemoan:
    Slick dealers hijack
    The passionate pack
    And try to elect a ladrone.

    August 10, 2016

  • My goodness! How do they say this in Hobart? Frafft? Frackit?
    Go to the site pasted below and hear some audio examples.


    It must be the effect of hanging bat-like from the bottom of the planet.

    August 10, 2016

  • Some private exchanges are fraught
    As innocent converse is not.
    In voices that collogue
    Hear treachery's prologue,
    The reptilian hiss of a plot.

    August 9, 2016

  • A vegan embraces fruitation
    With many a happy potation —
    A sovereign cure
    For all that's impure
    And slayer of cruel constipation.

    August 9, 2016

  • See comments at nutation.

    August 8, 2016

  • Hunting rhymes for "nutation" I looked into the legitimacy of "fruitation" and was disappointed to find that what little attention it draws is scorn as an unsophisticated stand-in for "fruition". This is too bad. I like the word and think that it nicely evokes an image of a tree laden with ripened fruit.

    We have a mulberry tree that, at midsummer when its branches droop with the weight of berries, is visited by crowds of birds, squirrels, chipmunks, etc., and cats in pursuit of the wild creatures. Even on windless days the tree pulsates as though palsied. Thus,

    The mulberry tree in fruitation
    Is swayed by a great disputation
    As critters at odds
    Cause tremors and nods
    And days of a steady nutation.

    I think fruitation works just fine here. For that matter nutation could just as well be applied in season to oaks or walnuts to describe both their abundance and their behavior:
    A language improves by mutation
    Producing delights like fruitation,
    Like saplings new-born
    From acorns wind-torn
    From oak trees that bend with nutation.

    August 8, 2016

  • The lamp of sweet reason grows dimmer
    And decency's quite gone aglimmer.
    He sucks up the light
    And brings on the night.
    The man is a lout and a limmer.

    August 7, 2016

  • Amid the political moil
    Republicans strive to be loyal,
    But this sorry fettle
    Will sure test their mettle,
    For Jumbo has spawned them a scroyle.

    August 6, 2016

  • We scurry in fortune's fierce race
    Till age makes us slacken the pace.
    We cease being rovers
    And guard our estovers
    And hope that we fade with some grace.

    August 5, 2016

  • Ety. note: Old French estover, estovoir, subst. use of estovoir to be necessary. (OED)

    August 5, 2016

  • Damn! I was hoping it was the study of armpits.
    See axillary.

    August 4, 2016

  • Does an incestuous furvert in heat do a furgent search among her furkin?

    August 4, 2016

  • The heat of the day can be cruel.
    We swelter and yearn to be cool,
    To sip a cold drink
    And watch the sun sink
    And soak in the sweet crepuscule.

    August 4, 2016

  • Greetings mohsin. I hope you will enjoy the experience.

    August 3, 2016

  • Our Ernest knows Wordnik's a tool
    To facet a phrase like a jewel.
    What does he mean really
    By calling you seely?
    Is saint what he names you-or fool?

    Find out more about Ernest Bafflewit

    August 3, 2016

  • A crafty pol should be a pickthank.
    When voters send an impolitic blank
    His career's not demolished;
    The apples he's polished
    Will land him a post in a think tank.

    August 2, 2016

  • While I am a tilting toddler in Wordnik years I am a shambling mutterer in terms of sun orbits. You Wordie veterans have amazingly rich lists. I put together a few lists to collect the lovely words I don't want to forget. Then I forget the lists. I still don't understand what tags do.

    August 2, 2016

  • The nature of humans is murky.
    Our moods make our preferences quirky.
    Who one day beguiles
    With laughter and smiles
    The next is a tedious birkie.

    August 1, 2016

  • Perhaps the cold grip of mortmain
    Or Olympian gods who ordain
    That men through the ages
    Indulge their wild rages
    Disposed to be always war-fain.

    July 31, 2016

  • When casting with fly fishing tackle
    The novice who has not the knack'll
    Find that such angling
    Is deeply entangling
    And wind up impaled and hamshackled.

    July 30, 2016

  • He fondled each farthing and ducat
    Before dropping them into his bucket.
    The comforting sound
    As they rattled around
    To him was both nocturne and tucket.

    July 29, 2016

  • Not like that repellent damn sham
    That callously plays with "wham bam,"
    But just helter-skelter,
    An innocent welter.
    There's nought to offend in ram-stam.

    July 28, 2016

  • A pussy foot can be an omen -
    Remember ex ungue leonem.
    The essence of Trump's
    Expressed in those stumps.
    Let Pussy become his cognomen.

    July 27, 2016

  • ex ungue leonem: from the claw (we may judge of) the lion : from a part we may judge of the whole.

    July 27, 2016

  • When hungry how low will we stoop
    Our dwindling strength to recoup?
    A bowl of panada
    Is better than nada.
    If need be I'll eat some bread soup.

    July 27, 2016

  • 'screenwalking = walking along looking at your cellphone with no attention to what's going on around you.

    Credit to KAR201245.

    July 27, 2016

  • The gnomes are not fauna nor flora
    But gardens are blessed by their aura.
    Their magic potential
    May not be essential
    But some find them charmingly orra.

    July 26, 2016

  • His small talking skills being wayward
    He chattered at times like a jaybird.
    For marital peace
    His babble would cease
    If she uttered the pre-arranged nayword.

    July 25, 2016

  • The best way I know how to heal
    A pestilent rash popliteal
    Is immersing your knees
    As hot as you please
    Applying the cure-all balneal.

    July 24, 2016

  • From Wikipedia:
    "A gabion (from Italian gabbione meaning "big cage"; from Italian gabbia and Latin cavea meaning "cage") is a cage, cylinder, or box filled with rocks, concrete, or sometimes sand and soil for use in civil engineering, road building, military applications and landscaping."

    See these employed with increasing frequency in retaining walls along roads and highways.

    July 24, 2016

  • Young ladies in crinoline gownage
    Refrained from riparian clownage
    Else they might have slid
    As Ophelia did
    To prolonged, if picturesque, drownage.

    July 23, 2016

  • A gossip can never be dilatory
    But eagerly hastes to spill a story
    And endlessly natters
    Of such shocking matters
    As subtle transgressions habilatory.

    July 22, 2016

  • See lights in the Levantine gloam
    As linkboys scamper for home.
    The torches glow bright
    In encroaching night
    At the end of a long lampadrome.

    Also see comments at lampadedromy.

    July 21, 2016

  • As gods will not deign to eat meat
    Your slender amour spurns a sweet.
    It's not hypocritic
    But idolothytic
    To give her your favorite treat.

    July 20, 2016

  • Crude youngsters employ a crass trick
    To replicate trumpetings gastric,
    While I, for my part,
    Can hear in no fart
    A note in the least bit gelastic.

    July 19, 2016

  • Something to do with the way the Wordnik compiler processes quotation marks. I will ponder.

    July 19, 2016

  • Much given to fretting his gizzard
    Doubts swirl like the flakes of a blizzard.
    When Percy must vote
    Cold fear grips his throat -
    Well-meaning but sadly a dizzard.

    July 18, 2016

  • At the entry for gizzard the Century supplies, "n. Figuratively, temper: now only in the phrase to fret one's gizzard." The "now" reference is to 1914. The expression is new to me and I like it. This is a fossil that deserves reanimation.

    July 18, 2016

  • As fairies and elves have their homes
    Why do we neglect our poor gnomes?
    Why can we not harden
    The roof of the garden
    And give them simulacradromes?

    July 18, 2016

  • What rara avis bizarrely fluorescent
    Assails us with crowing incessant?
    It's only the rumpus
    Of brass-pated trumpus
    Who struts in his plumage fulvescent.

    July 17, 2016

  • Whether Brassens or Dylan or Brel
    They draw from the same woeful well
    For each balladmonger
    Affects pallid longueur.
    What unhappy tales they do tell.

    July 16, 2016

  • Though old the tycoon isn't done yet,
    But keeps on his staff young Yvette,
    Who's sufficiently lewd
    To preserve celsitude
    On the oligarch's personal jet.

    July 15, 2016

  • "Late capitalism" is a term used by neo-Marxists to refer to capitalism from about 1945 onwards, with the implication that it is a historically limited stage rather than an eternal feature of all future human society. This period includes the era termed the golden age of capitalism.


    July 14, 2016

  • Purportedly an Irishism, but I find only one dictionary entry (the Century), one usage example (the Carleton novel) and no pronunciation guidance.

    An insult is what it's about,
    A bold contumelious shout.
    Should I give a hoot
    If it rhymes with galoot
    Or assume that the word is keout?

    July 14, 2016

  • A master of matters iatric
    If blessed with some talent theatric
    And good looks to boot
    Can scoop up some loot
    In scoring the tv doc hat trick.

    July 13, 2016

  • See itinerant.

    July 13, 2016

  • Forsooth, fulsome praise, as thou sayest,
    Could go to a clever essayist;
    But prithee bestow it
    On some soaring poet
    And not a mere plodding prosaist.

    July 12, 2016

  • A daze? stupefaction?

    July 11, 2016

  • Let a thirst build at first then attack it.
    A beer is improved while you lack it.
    The drier you get
    The more the beer's wet
    And cooler the flanks of the flacket.

    July 11, 2016

  • Ignite a spark by useful friction
    With symmetry in contradiction.
    Inspire or perturb
    By a clever diverb -
    An ancient tool of formal diction.

    July 10, 2016

  • For spuds and for meat he's voracious
    But Grandad makes haste to turn gracious
    And claim he is sated
    If it's intimated
    The next dish could be alliaceous.

    July 9, 2016

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  • Thank you, ruzuzu. Verse is not neccessary but your good wishes are much appreciated. I only wanted to acknowledge Erin's gesture and to prepare my excuses in advance in case I miss a day here and there.

    June 3, 2015

  • Dear qms,

    I'm sorry I haven't written a get-well verse for you yet. Everything I try to rhyme betrays my dislike of cars and drivers--and since most of the people I know happen to be drivers, I thought maybe I'd cool off for a bit.

    Get well soon,

    June 3, 2015

  • Did your vault parse the arc of a diver?
    Or a ballerina's poise: didst thou outstrive her?
    But forgive me this jest,
    I wish you and elbows my best,
    *shakes fist at said stupid driver*

    June 1, 2015

  • Kind Wordniks: In her generous verse of yesterday erinmckean referenced my injury, which could interfere with submissions to Wordnik. On my last bike ride, May 22 (alas, my last for some time I'm afraid) an inattentive driver cut in front of me, so

    My dismount was the handlebar vault - 
    A gracefully arcing somersault.
    An elbow twice broken
    And concussion betoken
    The boldness of that asphalt halt.

    Two days ago I had surgery to nail my funny bone back into place. Fortunately (or not - there are opinions) I have been able to continue limericizing. This is a tribute to Erin's helpfulness and the power of OCD.

    May 31, 2015

  • At Wordnik we are truly blessed
    To have, as lyricist, qms.
    Although a recent awkward injury
    may make his typing a bit gingery
    we still daily receive of his best.

    May 30, 2015

  • The annum revolves from last to next
    But yields no daily tempting text.
    Is there some curse
    On good-natured verse
    Or will 2015 be lexically hexed?

    January 1, 2015

  • Dear Wordniks my aim is to woo you
    To visit "community" if you choose to.
    Let not this hiatus
    Depress or abate us,
    Let's flock to the beckoning ruzuzu.

    December 25, 2014

  • Thanks, qms! I was thinking that in the meantime maybe we should just congregate on one of the word pages--community makes as much sense as any. See you there?

    December 24, 2014

  • I especially admire your last few limericks. Keep up the good work!

    December 15, 2014

  • By rights this should be posted on the account of the user lozonbeatty, but that account will soon be squished to wriggling flatness by the almighty thumb of erinmckean, if it has not already been so reduced. I post my comment here so that it will not be collateral damage.

    I was struck by the last few sentences of lozonbeatty’s message, that is, three or four sentences, depending on one’s inclination to generosity:

    I experience scorching soon after using the tablet. and that i sweat quite a bit .they explain to me it is because the tablet si performing for me. I m seriously pleased with this particular outcome.

    There is something of poetry and of perversion in these words. I had hoped that bilby might address this, but he is probably out snowshoeing, or whatever it is they do in the Australian Winter. I have not his gift for mock Spammish so I must resort to my native idiom to give lozonbeatty some advice:

    Anent your fiery fat pill story
    More testimony is obligatory.
    You should be testing
    Other ways of ingesting.
    Suppose you try suppository?

    July 3, 2014

  • On any page, scroll down to the bottom, then click on the Community link under News. That will take you to what we used to call 'the front page' of the site where you can see all the latest user comments (and some other stuff). Sometimes you'll see that a 'conversation' between frequent users is developing on a particular word.
    Doorbelling is also fine, we do that too.
    p.s. There should also be a Community link on the black bar at the top.

    January 1, 2014

  • You can comment on any word except the Word of the Day in the WotD section.
    Your double bracket theory is correct, you can make a clickable link to any word's page by doing that. Then just scroll down till you find the comment box.

    December 19, 2013

  • I seem to have managed to make everything a comment FOR qms ABOUT qms. What I would like to do is offer comment FROM qms about a word. I wonder if double brackets on a word such as hebetude would land me in a useful place.

    December 19, 2013

  • From 11/27/2013, hebetude

           Thanksgiving, 2013
    We dine this day on heaps of food,
    Then slump in sleepy lassitude.
    Sad bales of clothes
    Near comatose –
    Though conscious, sunk in hebetude.

    December 19, 2013

  • WotD for 12/06/2013, subnivean

                Snow Fleas
    To Winter they're not giving in
    To slumber in chilly oblivion.
    They cheerfully go
    Underneath the snow
    And, happy there, hop subnivean.

    December 19, 2013

  • I have encountered enough success at posting a comment to look back a bit for other Word of the Day offerings that I have limericized. My skills as an archivist are weak, but I have found a couple.

    From 12/11/2013, cete

    "Coitus" supplies a word for "mate;"
    A batch of badgers it names "cete."
    It could be fun to view
    What those badgers do
    If, like words from roots, they proliferate.

    December 19, 2013

  • From 12/05/2013, morosoph

    The lit'ry world may haughtily scoff
    And judge the writer in some way "off,"
    But a limericist's tools
    Are the insights of fools.
    The form is the art of the morosoph.

    December 19, 2013

  • You can comment on the word cacchinate, though not on the Word Of The Day entry which is in a different part of the site.

    December 18, 2013

  • the meter is funky - a bit to the left of the limerick
    I like it!

    December 18, 2013