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  • jennarenn I do happen to specialize in finding the lost. (At least if it's lost on Wordie.) Jun 27, 2008

  • asativum Nonstandard tags might be more useful. Or just befuddling ones.

    Or you could have a list of words that make up the pages, and a link in the word's comments to the tag page. But that's work. And besides, the link is likely to get lost in Wordie nostrums. Jun 27, 2008

  • reesetee Wordie has standards? Jun 27, 2008

  • jennarenn Sadly, c_b can't add a *list* to her conversations list, but anybody could tag it. :)

    edit: What is the standard tag for that? I would kinda like a repository of standard tags. Anybody up for a list? Jun 27, 2008

  • dontcry Thanks, jenn, for the great Wordie Treatment afternoon!

    *still wondering where the #$^^ Waldo is...* Jun 27, 2008

  • arby 1) Thank you Private 'Renn! Just doing my best to keep them at bay, sir.

    2) Waldo, don't delete this list! It's a Conversation For the Ages (™ chained_bear).

    3) mmmmm, peanut sauce. Jun 27, 2008

  • jennarenn Back at my post, sir. The poodles were helping me to get the helmet over the 'fro. I see that arby detonated the Dr. Seuss Device in my stead.

    Jun 27, 2008

  • reesetee But I hasten to add that you really don't have to. Oh, and welcome to Wordie. :-D Jun 27, 2008

  • palooka The camels pulled through ok, the sun is setting, the wordie empire is safe again - another successful operation I would say.
    Waldo, if you're around you have the power to delete it all, including the list actually.
    Jun 27, 2008

  • reesetee Dontcry, you hurl one more maledicta balloon our way and we're done for! Throw 'em their way woman--away from us! Good grief, the last thing we need is friendly fire!

    Oh, thank heavens. Pro and his tiramisù are here--and not a moment too soon. Jun 27, 2008

  • Prolagus Oh. It happened again.
    *Shows tiramisu and ten spoons*
    *Also shows vegan-friendly cheesecake* Jun 27, 2008

  • dontcry Where the #$%^ is #$%*&ing Waldo? He's (?) the only one who can save us now. jenn? jenn...?

    *wipes peanut sauce off chin* Jun 27, 2008

  • palooka You all evacuate & evacuate right now! I'll throw myself on the camels. It's the least I can do for my troops. Jun 27, 2008

  • arby I suggest we move the camels to a secluded location and then provide them with a diuretic - maybe some iced tea? Or perhaps No-Doz(tm) would work? Jun 27, 2008

  • skipvia Not...plan #3??!!! Jun 27, 2008

  • dontcry You heard the general, rt -- give the man some water. I'm trying to make dinner here (a delicious chicken satay over angel hair, yum!) -- I mean I'm trying to corral these bloated camels here to contain the fallout. Geeez. And where the HELL are my pretzels??
    Jun 27, 2008

  • sionnach I'm afraid I have some bad news, sir. The camels have gotten into the Midol supplies and now they are retaining so much water, I fear we may be in danger of a spontaneous camel explosion incident. Suggest invoking evacuation plan #3. Jun 27, 2008

  • dontcry It's okay, sir, I'm calmer now. I found a Hershey bar in my nylons... Water is on the way.

    Bilby? Where the #%*^ are the camels? They have all the %$#ing water. And where the hell are the %^^&* maledicta balloons?

    *Seriously? Do I have to do EVERYTHING around here? Great, now I need something salty...*

    Reesetee -- where the blue blazes are the $%^ing pretzels? Jun 27, 2008

  • palooka Khaki makes you look, uh, ummmm, voluptuous - yea that's it, that's the ticket.
    Reesetee ended up with your Midol by the way. Can I please get some water now.
    Jun 27, 2008

  • dontcry Do I have WATER? Of course I have water, you magnificent bastard -- you took my last Midol. Where's that damn weimaraner? Where the hell are the Mallow Mars????

    *does khaki make me look fat?* Jun 27, 2008

  • palooka Water? Can I have some water? Do you have water dc? I'm dying of thirst. Jun 27, 2008

  • reesetee "*begins to retain water*"

    HAhaha!

    Oh, I shouldn't laugh, should I? Here, sir--I have these drops for treating ocular injuries. I shall do my best to earn your high regard.

    Wait. These aren't eyedrops. What the...? Jun 27, 2008

  • dontcry Just relax palooka, sir. Don't try to talk.

    *where the blue devil is that morphine?!*

    Here, sir, all I have is a Midol. No, no, wait, there's a Vicoden here at the bottom of my purse, er, flack jacket pocket. I'll just take that Midol back...hey...what the...where'd it go?

    *begins to retain water*

    Somebody find that AWOL slackass macroon Waldo!

    Don't worry sir, I can float all of us out of here in about an hour.... Jun 26, 2008

  • palooka It's not me, it's the incredible bravery of my troops that matters. You have a bright future in my command, reesetee. *wipes a tear from his pain-reddened eye* Jun 26, 2008

  • reesetee So brave. So courageous. Jun 26, 2008

  • palooka I tripped over a misplaced modifier during the "Greetings" campaign & tore both the genioglossus & styloglossus muscles of my tongue, reesetee. I didn't want to worry the troops about it though, so I didn't say anything. But then I couldn't say anything. Jun 26, 2008

  • reesetee Gee, palooka sir, you sure get the oddest injuries. Jun 26, 2008

  • palooka I forgot about that dc, you're right! The medics are flying one in now from Tasmania. By the way, where's bilby? He's a vas deferens expert - at least he's done a lot of reading on the subject.
    Boy, this list is taking a pounding, a real ravaging. Where's waldo? Waldo, we want to explain.
    I need more morphine. Jun 26, 2008

  • dontcry Don't worry palooka, sir. I hear there's a microchip that can fix you right up, sir. Better than before, if you know what I mean *wink, wink, nudge, nudge* Jun 26, 2008

  • palooka According to the toejam conversation we missed the chance to list toejam for free by 13 days. I'm sure as hell not going to pay to list it.
    Anyway the medics are measuring me for a body bag at the moment. This may be my last communique as your esteemed commander. Apparently, a piece of prepositional shrapnel fatally ruptured my vas deferens.
    Jun 26, 2008

  • dontcry I know this isn't the best time to bring this up -- but since we're all together here in this foxhole: Seriously? toejam is listed only 9 times? Where's the love, man? Jun 26, 2008

  • palooka Toy poodles are good. They'll annoy the enemy into submission! Jun 26, 2008

  • dontcry What we really need is a panzer division of dachshunds...

    Ready, set, slip!

    "Havoc!" Jun 26, 2008

  • dontcry They're having their nails done... Jun 26, 2008

  • reesetee *lets slip the toy poodles* Jun 26, 2008

  • dontcry I'm running out of ammo -- the weimaraner is going to need backup... Jun 26, 2008

  • reesetee Pro! We need your tiramisù! Palooka's been hit!

    *handing jenn a helmet* Jun 26, 2008

  • dontcry Stand back, I'm letting slip the weimaraner.

    "Havoc!" Jun 26, 2008

  • palooka Let's keep skip supplied! They confiscated his ammo at Hoboken. His regiment is supposed to begin a reconnaissance in force.
    Reesetee, go help Jennarenn find her helmet.
    My god, I've been hit! I walked under a booby-trapped dangling preposition. Medic! Jun 26, 2008

  • reesetee Songs! Odd city names! Come on, man! Jun 26, 2008

  • skipvia I'm running out of ammo, rt... Jun 26, 2008

  • reesetee Thank God you're here! Let's go! *hands skipvia a wordgun* Jun 26, 2008

  • skipvia Reporting for duty, sir! Jun 26, 2008

  • reesetee Exposed?

    *crosses arms over torso* Jun 26, 2008

  • palooka Good firing people! Reesetee's position is a bit exposed, let's keep him covered!
    Jennarenn, I know you're concerned about your hair, but put your helmet back on trooper!
    And bilby, why did you bring camels?
    Jun 26, 2008

  • bilby Great sniffing jenn. You're the best! Jun 26, 2008

  • reesetee God help us. Jun 26, 2008

  • jennarenn This list just begs the obvious question. Have at it folks. I've found your afternoon entertainment. Where is waldo? Jun 26, 2008