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tankexmortis has looked up 128 words, created 8 lists, listed 223 words, written 125 comments, added 4 tags, and loved 0 words.

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  • "That really chafes my cock!" is my new catchphrase.

    Aug 20, 2008

  • Not to be confused with vaginernose, which means something VERY DIFFERENT.

    Aug 20, 2008

  • Ewww. EWWWWWWW!

    Aug 20, 2008

  • I think it sounds great, personally. Reminds me of snickerdoodle or swashbuckle.

    Aug 20, 2008

  • Interesting article, whichbe. I gotta wonder what idiot started the idea of Kafka's supposed "saintly image" - did they ever actually read his work?

    Aug 11, 2008

  • Pre-adolescent hipsters?

    Aug 9, 2008

  • Hoho, so you can! Oh, the advances Wordie has made since my heyday.

    Aug 9, 2008

  • I thought it said "serious fluid" at first. I was imagining a bowl of grim, determined fluid with a face like >:(

    Aug 8, 2008

  • :(

    Aug 8, 2008

  • n. vomiting of curd-like matter.

    Aug 8, 2008

  • leint.

    Aug 8, 2008

  • Great list! I love the title - I had to do a double-take.
    EDIT: And a double post, apparently.

    Aug 8, 2008

  • Harley Quinn Syndrome?

    Aug 7, 2008

  • The desire to have limbs amputated.

    I have this, but only for other people's limbs.

    Aug 7, 2008

  • A rare condition where a person craves eating non-food items, usually small things like nails, paperclips, plastic bags, etc.

    Aug 7, 2008

  • "Reduplicative paramnesia is the delusional belief that a place or location has been duplicated, existing in two or more places simultaneously, or that it has been ‘relocated’ to another site. For example, a person may believe that they are in fact not in the hospital to which they were admitted, but an identical-looking hospital in a different part of the country."

    Aug 7, 2008

  • "Paris syndrome is a condition exclusive to Japanese tourists and nationals, which causes them to have a mental breakdown while in the famous city."

    Aug 7, 2008

  • "A rare disorder in which a person holds a delusional belief that different people are in fact a single person who changes appearance or is in disguise."

    Aug 7, 2008

  • "A rare disorder in which a person holds a delusional belief that an acquaintance, usually a spouse or other close family member, has been replaced by an identical looking impostor. "

    Aug 7, 2008

  • "So I was canoodling my cat last night..."

    Aug 7, 2008

  • See also cacopygian.

    Aug 7, 2008

  • Not, in fact, a message written on a poo.

    Aug 7, 2008

  • WHAT

    Aug 7, 2008

  • "Having ugly buttocks."

    Aug 7, 2008

  • I believe there's a synonym, or at least a similar word, but I can't recall it. Anyone?

    Aug 7, 2008

  • A bag full of Germans.

    Aug 7, 2008

  • One of the most disappointing definitions ever. Hands up all who hoped for another penis word to giggle at? *raises hand*

    Aug 7, 2008

  • For others who were curious about the method of torture referred to: "Procrustes (the stretcher), also known as Damastes (subduer) and Polypemon (harming much), is a figure from Greek mythology. He was a bandit from Attica, with a stronghold in the hills outside Eleusis. There, he had an iron bed into which he invited every passerby to lie down. If the guest proved too tall, he would amputate the excess length; victims who were too short were stretched on the rack until they were long enough. Nobody ever fit in the bed because it was secretly adjustable: Procrustes would stretch or shrink it upon sizing his victims from afar."
    From Wikipedia, naturally.

    Aug 7, 2008

  • Whoops. Left out the "s".

    Aug 7, 2008

  • The Acme of The Adventures of Pete & Pete. They make everything!

    Aug 7, 2008

  • How very emo.

    Aug 7, 2008

  • "French. A person who challenges the established order." Sort of a combination of an iconoclast and a troll.

    Aug 7, 2008

  • Also a Sanskrit word referring to "the mistaken belief that a symbol is the same as what it represents."

    Aug 7, 2008

  • This seems to be used particularly when referring to the suffering of privileged youth.

    Aug 7, 2008

  • "Thai. To slake an emotional or spiritual thirst, to be revitalized."

    Aug 7, 2008

  • "Sanskrit. Men who worship their own sexual organ."

    Aug 7, 2008

  • "Kiriniwa, New Guinea. Use of metaphors as disguised speech."

    Aug 7, 2008

  • "To deliberately shock people with conventional values."

    Aug 7, 2008

  • "Scottish. To swallow, gulp, suck with a slobbering noise."

    Aug 7, 2008

  • From Wikipedia: "Spoo is a fictional food product that served as a running joke within the Babylon 5 science fiction television series. In the series' fictional universe, spoo is made from alien worm-like creatures of the same name, and is considered to be the most delicious food in the galaxy, regardless of which species is asked. Although it is a universally loved foodstuff and an actively traded commodity, the creature itself is regarded with contempt by the races that consume it."

    Aug 1, 2008

  • Someone stuck in the kind of thinking typical of adolescence, in particular someone often found in omphaloskepsis.

    Jul 31, 2008

  • Ratcatcher: Oh, I gather you've got a little rodental problem.
    Mrs Concrete: Oh, blimey. You'd think he was awake all the night, scrabbling down by the wainscoting.
    Ratcatcher: Um, that's an interesting word, isn't it?
    Mrs Concrete: What?
    Ratcatcher: Wainscoting ... Wainscoting ... Wainscoting ... sounds like a little Dorset village, doesn't it? Wainscoting.
    Cut to the village of Wains Cotting. A woman rushes out of a house.
    Woman: We've been mentioned on telly!

    Jul 31, 2008

  • As immortalized by the Urinals in their song "Ack Ack Ack Ack".

    Jul 31, 2008

  • Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes.

    Q: What's green and pear shaped?
    A: A pear.

    Jul 31, 2008

  • Ewwwww!

    Jul 31, 2008

  • Definitely needs eldritch and cyclopean.

    Jul 31, 2008

  • I've also heard it used to mean general behaviors (such as wearing a baseball cap backwards for 80s hip-hop kids), and not just phrasing.

    Dec 27, 2007

  • This is an awesome word. I totally thought it was an H.P. Lovecraft creature when I first heard it.

    THAT MAKES IT EXTRA AWESOME

    Dec 9, 2007

  • Wow, this list is so much better than mine. :(

    Aug 13, 2007

  • But how will you talk about nuzzling deified dystopian caboose glyphs?!

    Feb 1, 2007

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