Definitions
American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
- adj. Chiefly British Lacking intelligence and vitality; dull.
Wiktionary
- adj. chiefly UK, of a person Lacking intelligence, sense or discernment, often implying lack of capacity of will to remedy the condition.
- adj. UK Inexperienced, naïve, innocent to the point of foolishness.
WordNet 3.0
- adj. (British informal) lacking intelligence and vitality
Etymologies
- From English dialectal gaum (“understanding”) + -less (“without”), ultimately from Proto-Germanic *gaumaz, *gaumō (“understand”). The ‘r’ found in this spelling is a vowel-lengthening device common in non-rhotic dialects of English. (Wiktionary)
- From dialectal gawm, sense, from Middle English gome, notice, from Old Norse gaumr. (American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition)
Examples
“What that animal is no one knows, but it has been in the reactionary bestiary so long that none dare call it gormless.”
“The descriptive definitions are well done (though the entries be rare), and if you are searching for another way to refer to the people whom you have traditionally characterized as gormless ninnyhammers and attocerebral twits, perhaps this book is the solution.”
“When will David Cameron wise up to the BBC? he should have known better than to allow "gormless" Andrew Lansley to give the BBC such propaganda.”
“We all know that if you look up "gormless" in the dictionary, it actually says "Eugene, from Big Brother". posted by Kerron @ 8:28 PM”
“Apparently he looked up the word "gormless" in the dictionary and it said "without gorm".”
“Taking Genesis as a literal truth is a working definition of "gormless".”
“One cannot shake the feeling that "gormless" and "Stelmach" are two words that will soon fit together as naturally in the journalistic lexicon as, say, "shark infested" and "waters" or”
“Ever. doesn't even begin to summarise the past eight years, enough rope, though "gormless" comes close ”
“Her life ruined by gormless yobbery. on April 15, 2010 at 8: 24 pm Agent Zig Zag”
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“None of it now seems especially secret or illegible, but in the forty years that have elapsed I suppose the rest of us have become much less gormless, and better at processing oceans of sensory bombardment.”
Lists
These user-created lists contain the word ‘gormless’.
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UK - slang
fanny, nick, mufti, siphon, mug, smashing, butcher, stick up, knocker, porridge, tit, punter and 208 more...
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phrontistery - g
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gynaecology, gynaecomania, gyromancy, gyrograph, gyve, gyrus, gyron, gynaecocracy, gyrose, gynics, gutturotetany, gymnophobia and 439 more...
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-more or -less
Words ending with *more or *less, more or less. Many of theses terms also appear on the list The -less Said, which see.
schemaless, jobless, endless, useless, unless, guileless, wireless, regardless, homeless, nevertheless, countless, doubtless and 434 more...
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buzzwords
oddities of any kind
recuse, sipe, mullion, cairngorm, gormless, thole, drug, rutch, plonk, yips, gurry, reredos and 8 more...
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British English that's not in America...
British English that's not in American English
dummy, ta, answerphone, first fifteen soccer, first eleven cricket, shirty, fag, Black Monday, filter coffee, woolyback, motoring, loo and 20 more...
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Newly discovered
gambol, zabaglione, archness, gormless, chanteuse, plangent, churl, tonsure, métier, chordate, miscegenation, inchoate
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mots justes
No true synonyms, no other word will do.
dysphemism, nyehre, conflate, onomatopœic, galumph, zeitgeist, mercenary, theomeny, git, snarky, sass, smarmy and 46 more...
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You loser!
indolent, persona non grata, addled, prolix, otiose, insipid, myopic, sophomoric, sequacious, ragabash, jolterhead, sleathy and 26 more...
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ChortleGiggleSnort
Significant Words- Guiding you on your path to Snazzibility
flimsy, feeble, ranting, ramble, narky, snazzy, yoghurt, bulbous, pustule, globulous, geranium, megalomaniac and 521 more...
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Twitter favourites
The new favourite words of people on Twitter.
A script searches Twitter for "X is my new favourite word" and adds it to this list.
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bumwank, calamity, recalcitrant, gayenese, jeeze, nonsense, flabbergasted, juxtapose, procrastinating, ossanity, biffing, loser and 1972 more... -
euphonic logorrhea
cephalopodous, plumulaceous, oblomovism, etiolation, pavonine, somnolent, logorrhea, fulguration, gossamer, prestidigitation, daffodil, inchoate and 174 more...
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words I love to use
kerfuffle, smarmy, sketchy, grim, wheedle, piffle, prattle, loggerheads, snarky, piddling, nix, caterwaul and 90 more...
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vocabulary
verisimilitude, pendulate, moxie, whimper, nary, stevedore, hubris, prodigious, super-injunction, injunction, lashings, fennel and 202 more...
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bintalshamsa's list
My Favorite Words
weltschmerz, perspicacity, idée fixe, invigilator, salubrious, tchotchke, ex nihilo, invidious, malapropism, naïve, sardonic, elide and 1402 more...
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Awesome Words, Part 1: Less Common
These are words that I have learnt over the years and want to remember
epithalamium, hustings, verger, atheling, moue, pendulous, pendragon, funicular, pericope, fettle, eleemosynary, moot and 160 more...
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ADW1
obdurate, obstinate, behest, injunction, enjoin, circumspect, ensconce, discursive, lugubrious, doleful, somber, ken and 2476 more...
Tweets
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yarb Citation on salinity. Jun 26, 2008
sionnach The beasts stood with heads lowered dejectedly against the wooden hoot-pieces of their stalls. Graceless, Pointless, Feckless, and Aimless awaited their turn to be milked. Sometimes Aimless ran her dry tongue, with a rasping sound sharp as a file through silk, awkwardly across the bony flank of Feckless, which was still moist with the rain that had fallen upon it through the roof during the night, or Pointless turned her large dull eyes sideways as she swung her head upwards to tear down a mouthful of cobwebs from the wooden runnet above her head.
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'Be that as it may,' shouted another voice, strange to Flora. 'Graceless' has lost a leg! Where is it? Answer me that, ye doithering old man. Who will buy Graceless now when I take her down to Beershorn Market? Who wants a cow wi' only three legs, saving some great old circus man looking round for freakies to put in his show?'
Cold Comfort Farm. (Stella Gibbons) Jan 17, 2008
asativum I always though Hap hooked up with Hope. 'Less I'm wrong, of course. Jan 17, 2008
quotato A place where everyone is happy: a gormitory Jan 17, 2008
sionnach Hap is hung up somewhere in a Beckett play. Guile Lombardo formed a band and went on to become famous. Jan 17, 2008
uselessness The first post on this page is the funniest thing I think I've ever read on Wordie. Also, I used to work with a guy named Hap... Jan 17, 2008
reesetee I thought it was Hap. Jan 17, 2008
asativum Didn't Ruth run off with that fellow Guile? Jan 16, 2008
yarb Don't stop, sionnach. Your equation of ruth, feck and gorm with Lear's daughters is a thing of dazzling genius. Jan 16, 2008
sionnach Ruth was last seen hamming it up in some Gilbert and Sullivan operetta. There may have been some piratical involvement.
It seems fair to point out that the character of Ruth is entirely different from her counterparts Feck and Gorm. One might think of her as Cordelia to their Regan and Goneril. But to refer to her as Cord would only introduce a whole nother layer of anachronistic metaconfusion.
I'll stop now. Promise. Jan 16, 2008
reesetee And where's Ruth? Jan 16, 2008
sionnach Research shows that a lack or loss of gorm is often accompanied by a concomitant loss of feck. Jan 16, 2008
seanahan I would say disconcerted means you are no longer giving a concerted effort, so the term holds. Also, you have a word like handful, but clearly you wouldn't ever need handless, it is a meaning full concept. Something can be full of wonder, or it can be normal. Dec 8, 2007
reesetee Thanks, bilby! And if I may, here's a sillier list of such words--not exactly orphan negatives, but you get the idea. :-) Dec 7, 2007
bilby I think the generic name for these critters is orphan negatives, ie. there is no 'parent' word such as gorm, gruntled, etc.
Concerted certainly exists though not with opposite polarity to disconcerted but another meaning, while wonderless is plausible but (for the time being) not in use.
You'd probably enjoy meeting reesettee's wife. Dec 7, 2007
misterpolly gormful
wonderful
wonderless
disgruntled
gruntled
disconcerted
concerted?
Dec 7, 2007
arby Where's my gorm at? Jun 23, 2007
arby ADJECTIVE: Chiefly British Lacking intelligence and vitality; dull.
ETYMOLOGY: From dialectal gawm, sense, from Middle English gome, notice, from Old Norse gaumr. Jun 23, 2007
nkocharh ROFL! (I'm in a meeting right now, or I really would be.) Dec 12, 2006
tankexmortis OH SHIT WHO TOOK ALL MY GORM Dec 2, 2006