Definitions
American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
- n. Slang An old person, especially an eccentric old man.
Wiktionary
- n. informal, chiefly UK, dated in US A male person.
- n. informal An old person, usually a male.
- n. UK A device for boiling water for such domestic uses as heating or washing; a boiler. The normal spelling is water geyser.
GNU Webster's 1913
- n. Contemptuous, Slang. A queer old fellow; an old chap; sometimes, an old woman.
WordNet 3.0
- n. a man who is (usually) old and/or eccentric
Etymologies
- Probably alteration of dialectal guiser, masquerader, from Middle English gysar, from gysen, to dress, from gyse, guise, fashion; see guise. (American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition)
Examples
“Except when Brokeback Mountain lost: that was the last surge, the last stand of what I call the 'geezer vote'.”
“We should all boycott CBS and its advertisers unitl the old geezer is fired.”
“I am very saddend that this old geezer is still around still sucking at the public trough.”
“This old geezer is what is wrong with Washington D.C. That should tell you why he supports Hillary!”
“This old geezer is a walking, talking ball of contradictions, lies, malaprops and scary, “Dr. Strangelove” type personalities.”
The Early Word: The War, at Home and Abroad - The Caucus Blog - NYTimes.com
“More proof that this old geezer is pandering to Clinton supporters.”
McCain incorrectly denies criticizing media's Clinton coverage
“The frisky geezer is someone who never got the memo to stick to golf from here on out.”
“And to be accused, as I was, of being a dodgy geezer, which is probably on the basis on my accent, I think that's a really poor show.”
The Guardian: Met Police commissioner agrees to questioning over phone hacking scandal
“The geezer was a sheet-iron contraption in the shape of a pocket inkstand, and it stood on a perch in the corner, like a Russian icon, with a small blue flame flickering beneath it.”
“In the US a geezer is a word for an eccentric old man: in a previous heist he was reportedly seen wearing tubes connected to an oxygen cylinder.”
Lists
These user-created lists contain the word ‘geezer’.
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Interesting words
A list of words that are odd or words that I have looked up.
concupiscence, brize, scree, scoria, forestaff, spanaemia, valetudinarianism, distasture, pyrethrum, laudanum, gentian, bicameral and 11184 more...
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funny & derogatory
WARNING: VERY EXPLICIT. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
funny derogatory names, quotes, phrases.
( open list, randomness, ad hom, ad hominem )
also see:
buttfucking quitter, dirty sanchez, donkey punch, falcon punch, assbadger, unicorn turd, assclown, fudgenut, quackery, friggin homo, buttmuncher, jackwagon and 274 more... -
Fun to Say
Oh-so-pronounceable words.
schwa, sprack, rubbly, swashbuckler, hecka, tartine, ambiguous, ghee, trapped in, abecedarius, highfalutin, dirigible and 24 more...
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Of Curious Provenance
Words with interesting etymologies.
boustrophedon, octothorpe, neurogami, shampoo, rubric, vernacular, ovolo, mojo, sycophant, wiki, obstreperous, geezer and 8 more...
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Fun Words
Words that are fun to say....
gobbledygook, jings, crivens, hullabaloo, wheech, brouhaha, pizzazz, harum-scarum, namby-pamby, pussyfoot, frippery, pitter-patter and 333 more...
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Is it morning yet?
coterie, lexeme, counterbalance, forthright, pigtail, ponytail, french-braid, barrette, listless, counsel, sitting duck, dead duck and 268 more...
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spicolli's Words
terrapin, ravenous, fuck, sepulchral, garlic, suss, queer, curmudgeon, foodie, intricate, omphalos, subversion and 534 more...
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A spoonful of sugar
Words I should learn/I want to learn/I just learned, with a quotation to help the medicine go down.
approbation, assuage, chicanery, abscond, effrontery, enervation, equivocate, ennui, aftertaste, filibuster, perfunctory, abide and 391 more...
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stpeter's Words
abase, abasement, abashed, abdicate, aberrant, abeyance, abhor, abhorrent, abide, abject, ablation, abnegation and 3536 more...
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Monovocalics
Words that have only one of the vowels. On this list I include only words with at least three vowels. When I first started the list, if a word had several forms, I generally listed only the one wit...
syzygy, mirific, cumulus, homolog, monocot, bedewed, jezebel, referee, bikini, minikin, locomotor, terebenthene and 2359 more...
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oddball
wackadoodlery.
( personal list )
related (from me):
http://www.wordnik.com/lists/onomatopoeias--1
bric-a-brac, succotash, humbucker, skedaddle, scallywag, sassafras, gadzooks, humdinger, hoity-toity, wishy-washy, namby-pamby, ding dong and 441 more...
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silly, silly words
besnotted, skedaddle, humdinger, pamplemousse, pantalones, underpants gnomes, underoos, herpes zoster, possums, meat slurry, sausage, peevish and 256 more...
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strev's list
ponzipalooza, lubricious, dingo, betaphorest, kersplat, beowolf, disambiguous, microskirt, feral, svelte, wobbly pops, thwack and 56 more...
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Desde 2011
Palavras que pesquiso desde 2011.
head to toe, earmuffs, sharp, scarf, muffled, shiver, geezer, junk, even, neatly, spin, ultimately and 5 more...
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dicibas's Words
highfalutin, jejune, discombobulated, humble, sluggish, squelch, clodhopper, nitwit, geezer, oaf, nevertheless, lackluster and 2 more...
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I'm Terrible With Names
Generic descriptors for a person that don't tell you anything about him or her (except, perhaps, that person's gender, age, or social class). Nice and anonymous. Useful at cocktail parties.
you, he, she, him, her, guy, man, woman, boy, girl, kid, lady and 46 more...
Tweets
Looking for tweets for geezer.

chained_bear Usage here. Jun 19, 2009
reesetee *determined not to have mollusque spot me driving around Philadelphia* Apr 16, 2009
yarb Right, John. That's the general sense in BrE (note that this is a word strongly associated with the south of England). Or from It's too Late, off the same record (upon which Skinner has singularly failed to improve, although the 2nd album was very good in parts):
"Mate bells me to borrow money; I got two Henrys and a dealer to pay /
Call upon geezers to rid these green trees of my reeking jeans (?) /
Got a you-think-I-care air, outglaring geezers' stares". Apr 16, 2009
john Mike Skinner, aka "The Streets," who is awesome, mentions geezers in every third song. He uses the term in the yarbian sense, generally talking about un- or under-employed British guys in their 20s, whose major activities include smoking dope and playing Grand Theft Auto. From "Geezers Need Excitement:"
Geezers need excitement.
If their lives don't provide them this,
they incite violence.
Common sense, simple common sense Apr 15, 2009
chained_bear I take umbrage. It is informal, pejorative, and slightly comical. I take umbrage, I say! Shall we, as they say, throw down?!
*is not really interested in throwing down with ptero or anyone else but is at a loss for what else to say to liven up a stupid day* Apr 15, 2009
pterodactyl I'll add my vote to the growing North American consensus -- here in upstate New York, "Geezer" refers to someone who's really, really old. The word is informal, comical, and slightly pejorative. Apr 15, 2009
chained_bear Rolig has nailed it. In the U.S. there is definitely a negative connotation; it isn't a neutral thing, such as "bloke." A geezer is always old, I can't think of an instance where it's applied to a female, and he's generally negative (e.g. Michael Douglas). There is often a comical aspect to its usage. Apr 15, 2009
dontcry I like to shorten geezer to geez. Seems friendlier.
"The gas pedal is on the RIGHT, geez." Apr 15, 2009
strev The geezers here (Ontario) do all that mollusque said whilst wearing Fedoras. If you see a car with the turn signal left on, chances are the old coot is wearing a hat. Apr 15, 2009
mollusque Around here (Philadelphia area), geezers are old and male. They drive under the speed limit, hitch their pants up above the navel, and are less likely than codgers to be feisty. Apr 15, 2009
sionnach I think geezers are generally "old", so that the term has slightly age-ist* connotations, but that it is otherwise neutral. There may even be a somewhat positive overtone of feistiness.
Now codger. That's a different kettle of fish entirely.
*: Yes, I hate this term as much as you probably do, but it seemed like the most economical option, given the context. Apr 15, 2009
rolig In the US, I think this word always refers to an old man, not just any man, and underscores this person's unattractiveness because of his age: How could a babe like Catherine Zeta-Jones marry a geezer like Michael Douglas?
But I have been out of the US for a number of years and watch a lot of British TV, so I'm never 100% about the more subtle cross-pond (transpond?) distinctions. Apr 15, 2009
gangerh Cannot speak for the US, yarb, but as an eccentric old geezer myself, I generally concur. Only generally, though, for I am also a good geezer. Signed gangerh, aka geezerh. Apr 15, 2009
yarb See comments on mesonoxian. To me this word doesn't in itself connote old age or eccentricity (although it's very often modified by dodgy or old), but is more or less a synonym of bloke, except with a slight imputation of seediness (you wouldn't call someone "a good geezer", but you might use it neutrally, e.g. "who's that geezer?").
Is this a US/UK difference? I had assumed this word was peculiar to BrE, but apparently not. Is it widespread in the US? I've never heard it used on this side of the Atlantic. Apr 14, 2009