Definitions
Wiktionary
- n. vulgar, rare One who masturbates.
- n. idiomatic, vulgar A mean, nasty or obnoxious person.
GNU Webster's 1913
- adj. vulgar slang A lazy, foolish, stupid, or otherwise contemptible person; -- an offensive and disparaging term.
- v. vulgar slang To masturbate.
WordNet 3.0
- v. get sexual gratification through self-stimulation
- n. terms of abuse for a masturbator
Etymologies
- From the verb jerk off ("masturbate"). (Wiktionary)
Examples
“Bozo The Neoclown says: el jerkoff is aginst giving families of four making 50 grand a year tax credits. the ironic part is the fcuktard most likely is in this income bracket but tub-o-lard limpballs blew that talking point down his throat so he believes it’s a bad thing.”
“Even when he plays a kind of jerkoff, like Herbie Stempel in Quiz Show, there’s something about him that’s sexy.”
“We ignore him and, for once, the jerkoff takes the hint and slinks off.”
““I kicked Jonas in the balls and called him a jerkoff.””
“You and that other jerkoff, Jason M. HandlingGOPDick, are trying to bad-mouth others after both lying about being physicians?”
Think Progress » Sarah Palin calls global warming studies ‘snake oil science.’
“As opposed to the “open forums” found on cancervative jerkoff sites like Clown Hall and Red State, skid mark?”
Think Progress » GOP Rep. Dean Heller claims extending unemployment benefits is creating ‘hobos.’
“Bozo The Neoclown says: hey el jerkoff need any more proof?”
“Bozo The Neoclown says: el jerkoff are you ever going to explain to the nice people how a Taxed Enough Already tard member is for paying taxes?”
“Bozo The Neoclown says: el jerkoff, you mean unprecendent low like this.”
“Nice to see you use the same unbiased and impartial sites/links you always have, jerkoff; at least we can always count on your partisan stupidity to be a constant … ..”
Think Progress » Pentagon Shooter Was Right-Wing, Anti-Government Terrorist
Lists
These user-created lists contain the word ‘jerkoff’.
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Gapeseeds and Muckworms - Compound De...
A list of compound derogatory names such as gapeseed, muckworm and lickspittle. Your one-word contributions to this list are welcome.
See sionnach's list derogatory terms I should use ...gapeseed, muckworm, lickspittle, makeweight, bootlicker, backscratcher, apple-polisher, backslapper, brownnoser, rakeshame, yesman, freeloader and 293 more...
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funny & derogatory
WARNING: VERY EXPLICIT. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
funny derogatory names, quotes, phrases.
( open list, randomness, ad hom, ad hominem )
also see:
buttfucking quitter, dirty sanchez, donkey punch, falcon punch, assbadger, unicorn turd, assclown, fudgenut, quackery, friggin homo, buttmuncher, jackwagon and 279 more... -
WF - nominal compounds (figurative)
An extensive list I have been working on for quite some time. Feel free to add more of the kind if you miss any.
brainstorming, upside, downside, goldplating, bikeshedding, mudslinging, downgrading, headhunter, streamlining, mainstreaming, gerrymandering, frontloading and 503 more...
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