Definitions
American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
- n. Vulgar Slang The anus.
- n. Vulgar Slang A thoroughly contemptible, detestable person.
- n. Vulgar Slang The most miserable or undesirable place in a particular area.
Wiktionary
- n. vulgar The anus.
- n. vulgar, pejorative A jerk; an inappropriately or objectionably mean, inconsiderate, contemptible, obnoxious, intrusive, or rude person.
WordNet 3.0
- n. insulting terms of address for people who are stupid or irritating or ridiculous
- n. vulgar slang for anus
Etymologies
- Variation of earlier arsehole, from Middle English arshole, arcehoole, equivalent to ass + hole. Cognate with Norwegian rasshøl ("asshole"), Swedish arsle ("asshole"). Compare also German Arschloch ("asshole"). Attested from the 1370s, replacing earlier Old English earsþerl ("anus", literally "arse thirl"). First recorded in Middle English, as ers hole (Glouc. Cath. Manuscript 19. No. I. , dated 1379, cited after OED), ars-hole (Bodleian Ashmole MS. 1396, dated ca. 1400, ed. Robert Von Fleischhacker as Lanfrank's "Science of Cirurgie", EETS 102, 1894, cited after OED.) (Wiktionary)
- ass2 + hole. (American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition)
Examples
“If she's just a giant, gaping asshole, why hasn't she literally swallowed up the universe like a big black asshole* by now?”
“Carol mouthed the word asshole at me and hit me with the in-flight magazine.”
“Without a doubt, he's the reason my asshole is the size of a manhole cover.”
“Michael Kinsley once said of Bob Novak, “Underneath the asshole is a nice guy, but underneath the nice guy is another asshole.””
“This asshole is the reason there is still a slave trade in the Marianas.”
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“Back in the stone ages, when I was in my early 20s, I'd go out in what I called my asshole shields.”
“Maybe "asshole" is a little too strong of a word, especially if I wind up having to bum a cup of sugar off them when the shit hits the fan.”
“I have to admit - "asshole" is a really great subject line.”
“So his off the cuff dismissal of the possibility that someone could appreciate the film without being a hypocritical asshole is deeply insulting.”
“OK, you could make a case that calling the latest GOP talking head an asshole is hateful, you know what I mean.”
Lists
These user-created lists contain the word ‘asshole’.
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Insult me, slangly
muggins, fathead, jackass, twat, fuckstick, craptastick, dumbfuck, asshole, asshat, gorgeous, intelligent, brainiac and 3 more...
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dirtie dirtie
words most foul
fuck, cunt, shit, hell, bloody, bloody hell, fuckhead, fucking, ass, asshole, fuck off, what fuck and 33 more...
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Ruzuzu's Big Ass List
If you're looking for long s examples, see here.
ass, assess, asshole, basso profondo, basso profundo, crass, assay, mr. ass itch, compass, slag-ass macaroon, brass, class and 41 more...
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Offensive Words
The worst of the bunch, bring um on
twat, asshole, pussy, dick, cunt, whore, slut, cum, blowjob, fuck, bitch, fanny and 42 more...
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Twitter favourites
The new favourite words of people on Twitter.
A script searches Twitter for "X is my new favourite word" and adds it to this list.
See also:
thunderfuck, incredible, merp, sara, flopparoo, smother, fugly, buer, plum, canny, nefelibata, cuntbucket and 2465 more... -
Twitter favorites
The new favourite words of people on Twitter.
A script searches Twitter for "X is my new favorite word" and adds it to this list.
See also:
unfathomably, glice, cuh, fab, ciggaty, doll, thuggin, oxymoronic, pineapple, succubutt, griming, cheeky and 3099 more... -
candy cane heroin
sex, sexual, branden, rozz, candy cane, candy canes, cotton candy, may day, may, taurus, heroin, love and 134 more...
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Why We Curse: WTF?
This list collects the magnificent collection of vocabulary of the article "What the F***? Why We Curse," by Steven Pinker, in The New Republic (Oct. 2007). I think I'm more impressed with the coll...
curse, language, earthy, ancient, unthinkable, thinkable, emotional, rhyme, meter, alliteration, pleasure, metaphor and 196 more...
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Things you dont call your father
Self-explainatory title
asshole, fucker, cocksucker, motherfucker, pedophile, sludgy
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junestag's Words
postmodernism, cat, fish, rabbit, dell, coffee, elearning, mazda, php, mysql, flash, blogger and 755 more...
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soul mate
soul mate, soul mates, soul, portishead, wounded, death, depression, hurt, the cure, pain, longing, rat and 424 more...
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activity slang
slang to go with activities
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manatee's Words
coagulate, skint, treble, warp and woof, nonplussed, swordfish, arboretum, lemoyne, acme, manatee, asshole, schmuck and 7 more...
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External Descriptions
This is an unbiased list of words I have heard being used to describe me. Mind you, I don't think I am all of these things, but others do, and that's worth something.
asshole, cute, handsome, brave, smart, trustworthy, compassionate, stubborn, nervous, violent, dork, nerd and 2 more...
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Did you just insult me?!
Words to use in moments of high frustration that they hopefully won't understand.
naïf, jerk, temerity, presumptuousness, presumptuous, arrogant, impudence, insolence, hick, bitch, asshole, ass and 61 more...
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hilart's list
oodle, tat, crock, poious, collateral, mush, tryst, shit, crass, sassy, sucks, bored and 20 more...
Tweets
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bilby :-( Dec 23, 2009
chained_bear I'd like to add a new definition for this term: a person who, too lazy to properly clean the snow and ice off his car or truck, goes driving around at 50+ m.p.h. so that the sheet of ice and snow from his roof flies off and lands, if not on another car's windshield, at least on its hood or the ground beneath it in such a way that it's impossible for the other driver to steer around the shattering hunks of mess, thereby causing the other driver to incur significant damage to her vehicle and/or person, not to mention any small people who might be in the car with her—say, her seven-week-old baby. Oh, and the bill for several hundred dollars to fix the car, even if one has insurance, is particularly welcome THE FRIGGIN' WEEK OF CHRISTMAS.
People, if you live in a snowy area, take the time to clean off your car properly. This public service announcement brought to you by One Pissed-Off Bear. Dec 22, 2009