Definitions
American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
- n. Slang A clumsy or stupid person; an oaf.
Wiktionary
- n. vulgar The penis.
- n. pejorative An item or person that is considered useless.
- n. pejorative A jerk; an unpleasant or detestable person.
WordNet 3.0
- n. (Yiddish) a jerk
Etymologies
- From Yiddish שמאָק (shmok, "penis"), from Old Polish smok ("dragon") or from German Schmuck ("jewellery") . (Wiktionary)
- Yiddish shmok, penis, fool, probably from Polish smok, serpent, tail. (American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition)
Examples
“He proposed a concept which he called schmuck insurance, which was to protect us from looking foolish," Ackman, 43, said in a deposition for the lawsuit.”
“I don't know why I'm even bothering to feed the trolls, but technically "schmuck" is Yiddish, though its prejorative use has been widely adpoted into American nomcenlature.”
“Based on your love of using the word schmuck, it must be one or the other.”
“He's a friggin 'schmuck, and I will campaign even harder to defeat Kennedy than almost any other Republican, because he's an opportunist.”
“I got $5 that says that stupid schmuck is gong to wind up sueing someone over this.”
“By the end of that movie, some poor schmuck is going to open that door and go down there alone.”
“Anyway, I am not going to shed crocodile tears for this person I called a schmuck a while back, because WHAT HE DID WAS HIS OWN DOING.”
"I don't like to call the police or call his boss. . . . I'm a libertarian. I'm not into that."
“It wasn't so very bad, it's just that her old Jewish man sounded like a twenty-something woman and said things like "Get a grip" when he wasn't saying things like "schmuck"- the scenes were cliches, the language merely forgettable.”
“[insert dueling banjos theme from deliverance here.] fine. but the question then becomes this: if someone doesn't know what the word schmuck means, how rude is it for me to call them one?”
“That schmuck is on par with the ambassadors who intentionally rack up thousands in unpaid parking tickets knowing they can’t be prosecuted for it.”
Lists
These user-created lists contain the word ‘schmuck’.
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Bike Snob'isms
words I saw while reading the Bike Snob
helment, scranus, podium, sangue borse, hipster, dandydom, effete, douchebag, douchebags, Lobweh, Portland, brakeless track bike and 328 more...
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Yiddishkeit
There are a few short lists of Yiddish words, but none appropriate to the glory of the language, and none that are open. Thought I'd start one, and would love contributions. I'm tagging as I go, an...
schmuck, nosh, chutzpah, shtick, kvetch, oy vey, oy gevalt, shvitz, shtik, shiksa, putz, mensch and 94 more...
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Interesting words
A list of words that are odd or words that I have looked up.
concupiscence, brize, scree, scoria, forestaff, spanaemia, valetudinarianism, distasture, pyrethrum, laudanum, gentian, bicameral and 11184 more...
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Realia from Everywhere
Culturally defined terms and expressions from the four corners of the world
fjord, mistral steppe, tornado, tsunami, polder, kiwi, koala, sequoia, Abominable Snowman, paprika, spaghetti, empanada and 299 more...
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funny & derogatory
WARNING: VERY EXPLICIT. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
funny derogatory names, quotes, phrases.
( open list, randomness, ad hom, ad hominem )
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buttfucking quitter, dirty sanchez, donkey punch, falcon punch, assbadger, unicorn turd, assclown, fudgenut, quackery, friggin homo, buttmuncher, jackwagon and 274 more... -
The Penis Game
Euphemisms for the penis.
See also:
A Testicle by Any Other Name
Ward, I'm worried about the beavermale interfemoral..., penis, dick, cock, prick, willy, percy, peter, one-eyed trouser ..., piece of pork, wife's best friend, dong and 79 more...
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Four Initial Consonants
Words that begin with a string of four consonants. The letter wye doesn't count, unless it clearly isn't acting as a vowel.
chthonic, nschiego, tschego, schmooze, schmaltz, schnapps, schlocky, schlieric, schlieren, schlump, schmutz, schmuck and 16 more...
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dirtie dirtie
words most foul
fuck, cunt, shit, hell, bloody, bloody hell, fuckhead, fucking, ass, asshole, fuck off, what fuck and 33 more...
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Favorite Words
symbologist, articulate, sushi, chinchilla, flagrant, cosmic, perforate, alacrity, gooseflesh, xenophobic, bamboozle, squirrel and 90 more...
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MiaLuthien's list ♥
gambit, prehensile, coquetry, impunity, genuflect, ensconce, clavicle, delude, beget, castigate, life caching, convoluted and 478 more...
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Twitter favorites
The new favourite words of people on Twitter.
A script searches Twitter for "X is my new favorite word" and adds it to this list.
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unfathomably, glice, cuh, fab, ciggaty, doll, thuggin, oxymoronic, pineapple, succubutt, griming, cheeky and 2369 more... -
zanshin's Words
gargoyle, ennui, paradigm, aardvark, verisimilitude, ghoti, tenacity, nescience, guillemet, squonk, maven, moxie and 210 more...
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whatever1013's Words
chocolate, sesquipedalophobia, discombobulated, callipygian, retronym, squirm, cobalt blue, plethora, onomatopoeia, blowhard, strumpet, shush and 173 more...
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schinders's Words
persiflage, preterition, quidnunc, finick, termagant, otiose, magniloquent, weltschmerz, schadenfreude, piehole, malevolent, susurrus and 132 more...
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Tickles my humerus
I find these to be inherently funny.
cow tipping, bumblebee, homoscedasticity, seattle, wagga wagga, booby, pants, guacamole, poodle, fanny pack, nincompoop, svenborgia and 161 more...
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stpeter's Words
abase, abasement, abashed, abdicate, aberrant, abeyance, abhor, abhorrent, abide, abject, ablation, abnegation and 3536 more...
Tweets
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garyth123 I understood that schmuck was the Yiddish word for the foreskin. See the Wikitionary entry on schmuck and eg Mel Brooks Starts Nonprofit Foundation To Save Word 'Schmuck'.
In the UK helmet is used in a similar sense. Apr 12, 2009
seanahan I wasn't really sure when I made that joke, I've only ever had one reference point. And now we've taken this page to a discussion that will make people uncomfortable. Apr 10, 2009
chained_bear "More pleasure" for whom? That's a decidedly one-sided view. Apr 10, 2009
seanahan While it's true that they are used in the same way, it is worth noting that more pleasure can be derived from one than the other. Apr 10, 2009
rolig That's hilarious, Sionnach! Apr 9, 2009
sionnach
Rolig's comment reminds me of an ad I once saw in some gay German magazine for, let's say, intimate male body piercings (think PrinceAlbertinacanistan):
"Ein Schmuckstück für Dein Schmuckstück".
Somehow it sounds even worse when you read it out loud. Apr 9, 2009
rolig What I find curious about this word is that in German it means "ornament, jewelry/jewellery" – a very different connotation indeed from its use in modern American English. I wonder if its establishment in Yiddish as "penis" was the result of a euphemism, like we say "the family jewels". Apr 9, 2009
chained_bear Which doesn't mean they are not used in exactly the same way. Apr 9, 2009
gangerh Except that one of them is ceremonially circumcised. Apr 9, 2009
seanahan Indeed, schmuck and dick are used in the exact same way. Apr 9, 2009
pterodactyl Perhaps it's used the same way dick is, as in "That guy's a dick". Apr 7, 2009
susanm Um, not to be rude, but schmuck is the Yiddish word for penis. Apr 7, 2009
azzato I believe this word comes from Yiddish and means penis. Apr 3, 2009