An open list of 86 words by pterodactyl.
- horse was added by pterodactyl and appears on 46 other lists
- bear was added by pterodactyl and appears on 65 other lists
- termite was added by pterodactyl and appears on 4 other lists
- grasshopper was added by pterodactyl and appears on 18 other lists
- panda was added by pterodactyl and appears on 30 other lists
- cowboy was added by pterodactyl and appears on 22 other lists
- guy with a chunk of asphalt on his shoulder was added by pterodactyl and appears on just this list
- duck was added by pterodactyl and appears on 56 other lists
- talking dog was added by pterodactyl and appears on just this list
- guy with a toad on his head was added by pterodactyl and appears on just this list
- guy was added by pterodactyl and appears on 31 other lists
- blind man was added by pterodactyl and appears on 2 other lists
- irishman was added by pterodactyl and appears on 1 other list
- snake was added by pterodactyl and appears on 38 other lists
- woman was added by pterodactyl and appears on 32 other lists
- rené descartes was added by pterodactyl and appears on just this list
- pickle was added by pterodactyl and appears on 80 other lists
- guy with a giraffe was added by pterodactyl and appears on just this list
- frenchman with a parrot on his shoulder was added by pterodactyl and appears on just this list
- pair of hydrogen atoms was added by pterodactyl and appears on just this list
- mushroom was added by pterodactyl and appears on 45 other lists
- limping dog was added by pterodactyl and appears on just this list
- neutron was added by pterodactyl and appears on 9 other lists
- skeleton was added by pterodactyl and appears on 36 other lists
- cadaver was added by palooka and appears on 50 other lists
- reinforced battalion of marines was added by palooka and appears on just this list
- lovelorn gastropod was added by palooka and appears on 2 other lists
- salacious sextoness was added by palooka and appears on just this list
- hatcheck girl was added by palooka and appears on 1 other list
- nippleless man was added by palooka and appears on just this list
- man carrying a banana tree was added by palooka and appears on 1 other list
- voodoo priestess was added by palooka and appears on 1 other list
- control freak was added by palooka and appears on 2 other lists
- smarmy self made man was added by palooka and appears on just this list
- badger was added by plethora and appears on 71 other lists
- predatory lender was added by palooka and appears on 1 other list
- ham sandwich was added by plethora and appears on 1 other list
- giant gizmo was added by palooka and appears on 1 other list
- super putz was added by palooka and appears on 2 other lists
- hobgoblin was added by palooka and appears on 48 other lists
- crocodile was added by bilby and appears on 22 other lists
- bar was added by bilby and appears on 44 other lists
- blueberry was added by Prolagus and appears on 29 other lists
- piece of string was added by asativum and appears on 1 other list
- squid was added by samoritan and appears on 51 other lists
- grizzled sea captain was added by chained_bear and appears on 1 other list
- chained bear was added by reesetee and appears on 1 other list
- artichoke was added by reesetee and appears on 30 other lists
- noodle was added by reesetee and appears on 45 other lists
- sprightly penguin was added by reesetee and appears on 2 other lists
- fleshy-headed mutant was added by reesetee and appears on 2 other lists
- clinchpoop was added by reesetee and appears on 23 other lists
- starchy tuber was added by reesetee and appears on 2 other lists
- three-legged man was added by reesetee and appears on just this list
- plate of bacon and eggs was added by reesetee and appears on just this list
- mathematician, a physicist, an engineer, and a computer programmer was added by reesetee and appears on just this list
- tuna sandwich was added by gangerh and appears on just this list
- colon was added by Prolagus and appears on 20 other lists
- drunk was added by bilby and appears on 38 other lists
- somnambulist was added by super-julia and appears on 68 other lists
- baby seal was added by plethora and appears on just this list
- zen master was added by bilby and appears on just this list
- mango-duffing ʇ�?q ʇınɹɟ was added by plethora and appears on 1 other list
- pompous git was added by bilby and appears on just this list
- charge d'affaires was added by zuccaciyecioglu and appears on just this list
- gravitational bully was added by zuccaciyecioglu and appears on 3 other lists
- registered sex offender was added by zuccaciyecioglu and appears on 1 other list
- waif was added by zuccaciyecioglu and appears on 62 other lists
- doorman was added by fbharjo and appears on 4 other lists
- lawyer was added by fbharjo and appears on 15 other lists
- trapeze artist was added by fbharjo and appears on just this list
- gymnast was added by fbharjo and appears on 3 other lists
- chocoholic was added by fbharjo and appears on 4 other lists
- virtuoso was added by fbharjo and appears on 51 other lists
- nutritionist was added by fbharjo and appears on 1 other list
- sissy was added by fbharjo and appears on 19 other lists
- barhopper was added by fbharjo and appears on just this list
- magnate was added by fbharjo and appears on 36 other lists
- fly was added by fbharjo and appears on 63 other lists
- decipherer was added by fbharjo and appears on 2 other lists
- cariluengo was added by bilby and appears on 1 other list
- bobcat was added by Prolagus and appears on 10 other lists
- superconductor was added by Prolagus and appears on 1 other list
- flamenco dancer was added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- barista was added by ruzuzu and appears on 16 other lists
- Chasid with a parrot on his shoulder was added by mmhaber and appears on just this list
pterodactyl Thanks, ruzuzu! This was actually one of the first lists I ever created! Jun 6, 2012
ruzuzu Ach! How did I miss this list? Thank goodness it was featured over on Twitter. Jun 5, 2012
PossibleUnderscore An Englishman, an Irishman and an Australian walk into a bar.
The barman says, "Is this some kind of bloody joke?" Mar 20, 2010
dontcry A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the bartender gives him the drink the neutron asks, "How much?" The bartender says: "No charge for you."
Dec 3, 2009
dontcry A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says: say pal, why the long face?" May 26, 2008
reesetee HA! Apr 10, 2008
trivet Heard recently:
A dyslexic walks into a bra...
Apr 9, 2008
plethora Hee! C_b, that's one of my favourite jokes of all time. A man walks into a bar, and he says "Ouch!"
*snigger* Apr 8, 2008
reesetee *rimshot* Apr 8, 2008
chained_bear I can give you a punchline that goes with *any* of these, pterodactyl. Example: A nun, a priest, and a cardinal walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it!
HA! HA HA!! Apr 8, 2008
pterodactyl Oh, I see. Y'know, I think they're actually funnier when left to the imagination like that.
When I was about 14 or so, my friends and I had a game that consisted of taking turns making up setups for jokes. Not whole jokes, but just the introductory bits, like "Mother Theresa, Garrison Keillor, and a one-armed man are stuck in an elevator." We never came up with endings; I think we just like the unresolved tension of the silly situations.
That's my longwinded way of saying bravo to you for your untethered jokelets. Apr 8, 2008
palooka My contributions don't have extant jokes behind them pterodactyl. They're meant to be imagination-joggers & they're certaintly successful in that regard in your case. Apr 8, 2008
pterodactyl Now I'm dying to hear the jokes that go along with these contributions. For example, what happens when the voodoo priestess walks into a bar? You can't just leave us hanging! :-)
Apr 8, 2008