http://www.wordnik.com/lists/the-porn-birds.xml It's the winter of 2039. Global warming and rapacious development is taking a serious toll on habitat for birds all around the world. In desperation, they turn to new careers in the feather-flicks of the avian sex industry. Allow me to present the cast ... <br /> <br />-------------------------- <br />I must thank my inspiration <a href="/words/reesetee">reesetee</a>, without whom these sniggerisms would be unthinkable. And <a href="/words/dontcry">dontcry</a>, who has a thing for <a href="/words/peckers">peckers</a>. http://www.wordnik.com http://www.wordnik.com/words/thickhead Mon, 03 Aug 2009 00:43:45 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/thickhead http://www.wordnik.com/words/pitta sordida Wed, 20 May 2009 23:40:17 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/pitta sordida http://www.wordnik.com/words/blue-eyed shag Wed, 20 May 2009 13:25:10 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/blue-eyed shag http://www.wordnik.com/words/passera scopaiola Thu, 23 Apr 2009 23:16:03 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/passera scopaiola http://www.wordnik.com/words/drawbird Sun, 22 Mar 2009 00:31:08 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/drawbird http://www.wordnik.com/words/moorcock Sat, 21 Mar 2009 02:42:40 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/moorcock http://www.wordnik.com/words/laverock Wed, 18 Mar 2009 00:47:16 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/laverock http://www.wordnik.com/words/titlark Sun, 08 Mar 2009 23:45:25 +0000 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