Definitions
American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
- conj. In the event that: If I were to go, I would be late.
- conj. Granting that: If that is true, what should we do?
- conj. On the condition that: She will play the piano only if she is paid.
- conj. Although possibly; even though: It is a handsome if useless trinket.
- conj. Whether: Ask if he plans to come to the meeting.
- conj. Used to introduce an exclamatory clause, indicating a wish: If they had only come earlier!
- n. A possibility, condition, or stipulation: There will be no ifs, ands, or buts in this matter.
Century Dictionary and Cyclopedia
- In case that; granting, allowing, or supposing that; on condition that: used in introducing a conditional sentence or clause: as, I will go if you do; if he is there, I shall see him. In logic that which the conditional proposition expresses is such knowledge that the additional knowledge of the fact expressed in the clause introduced by if would give us the knowledge of the fact expressed in the other clause. “If A happens, B happens,” implies not only that whenever A happens B happens, in the actual circumstances, but that it would do so under a certain variation of circumstances from those which actually occur. Thus, “if I were to throw my inkstand on the floor, I should spoil the carpet,” and “if the result of throwing the inkstand on the floor would be to spoil the carpet, I shall not throw it on the floor,” may both be true at once, although in logical form the propositions appear to conflict.
- Whether: used in introducing an object clause.
- Although; notwithstanding that: as, I am honest, if I am poor; he is strong, if he is little. If, like and, but, and other conjunctions, is sometimes used as a noun, with reference to sentences so beginning.
Wiktionary
- conj. Supposing that, assuming that, in the circumstances that; used to introduce a condition or choice.
- conj. Supposing that; used with past subjunctive indicating that the condition is not fulfilled.
- conj. Although; used to introduce a concession.
- conj. computing In the event that a statement is true (a programming statement that acts in a similar manner).
- conj. Whether; used to introduce a noun clause as the object of certain verbs.
- conj. Even if; even in the circumstances that.
- n. informal An uncertainty, possibility, condition, doubt etc.
GNU Webster's 1913
- conj. In case that; granting, allowing, or supposing that; -- introducing a condition or supposition.
- conj. Whether; -- in dependent questions.
Etymologies
- From Middle English yif, yef, from Old English ġif, ġef ("if; whether, though"), from Proto-Germanic *jabai (“when, if”), from Proto-Indo-European *e-, *ē- (“then, at that time”). Cognate with Scots gif ("if, whether"), West Frisian oft ("whether"), Dutch of ("or, whether, but"), Middle Low German ef ("if, whether"), German ob ("if, whether"), Icelandic ef, if ("if"). (Wiktionary)
- Middle English, from Old English gif. (American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition)
Examples
“They might wish she didn't have to steal the nomination at the convention, but I doubt if ultimately many will have reservations about her actually doing it ... * if* they're able to keep the damage to a controllable minimum, and * if* they can effectively conceal their hand in it.”
Sen. Nelson (D-FL): Deal Could Be Reached Soon For New Florida Primary
“This after he posted an open letter to the Republican Party in July in which he said he would be willing to re-join, \ "if and only if\" certain conditions would be met.”
Dawn Teo: Tempest in a Teabag: Tea Party Founder Announces He's (Re)Joining GOP
“Back then, if you wrapped yourself up in an American Flag, in most jurisdictions, you could wind up in jail…..if you were lucky.”
“By the time the 2nd one was over the 7 year old had asked several times When is this going to be over? toystory fan if you see the first one in 3d i have do you get to see the 2nd in digital 3d for free..if so how?”
“My best advice is to make sure that your orthopod understands the benefit of post op pain relief… ask yours if he has ever had any work done on himself..if so, he will understand the need for regular and strong pain relief.”
“Poetry will be there to light a candle for each one of them if you let it — in remembrance or regret if you so choose, but mostly in honest remark upon the heart that feels it first.”
Fictionaut: The Dancing Weather or The Small Truths that are Often Fireflies
“However, if historical evidence is any guide, such restraint on the part of the military may yet prove to be fleeting if conditions continue to deteriorate.”
“Yet the College Board plans to offer Advanced Placement exams in Mandarin for the first time in 2007, and this is only if teacher ranks can be filled (a big ���if���).”
“I think there is somnething in your description if the styles of misdemeanour although the cash for honours car boot is what this is really about and involving Brown who after all did know ..if he`s not incompetent”
“If you have read them and don't like them or think they are "gay" which, by the way, is a really intelligent response to anything…….and if you don't get my sarcasm then you definitely shouldn't read the books…..if you can read at all, then I believe that you are probably severely confused about a lot things.”
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Lists
These user-created lists contain the word ‘if’.
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The Universal Calculator
Obviates the need for other devices or calculations--it will have a button for everything, and it will solve everything.
qwerty keyboard, shift key, control, home, end, pause, log, sin, space, enter, plus, numb and 241 more...
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The weird, the wonderful and the plai...
Loved for their ingenuity, an exact description, or simply for the pure joy of it.
acidulous, aprosdoketon, higgledy-piggledy, lexicographical, ninja, audacious, somnabulist, shivaree, amorphous, quidnunc, glib, melancholy and 353 more...
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EN - Glasgow stop list
Words to be replaced by a paragraph mark if you are after terms and MWEs.
about, above, across, after, afterwards, again, against, all, almost, alone, along, already and 291 more...
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What . . .
For more fun with phrase fragments, see That's... and Where is...?
now, next, in the world, were you thinking, a wonderful world, do you know, would jesus do, else is new, the heck, evil lurks, if, ever and 17 more...
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Resident Pipsiculturalist Makes Huge ...
See comments on pipsiculture and homosexuality, which have nothing to do with each other except that I read comments on them at around the same time on the same day.
See also the list ...heterosexuality, homosexuality, agriculture, argumentative, that, article, thus, make, do, the, interesting, like and 106 more...
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♥
ambrosia, inamorata, gossamer, lily-white, hummingbird, roucoulement, poppy, daisy, calypso, lunula, lamb, dove and 1526 more...
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bootload's Words
grouse, beaut, ripper, gassit, hack, hacking, twit, spon, goon, rosella, magpie, galah and 184 more...
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Programming
class, function, method, instance, value, variable, boolean, if, else, while, for, elseif and 95 more...
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The Sog Collection
My big word list.
chaos, flaccid, empirical, flotsam, cacophony, grumble, assuage, awe, romance, mortality, coalesce, fortuitous and 3282 more...
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zzyyxx's Words
plethora, drout, functional, rye, wring, doubt, cognative, weird, gnaw, surcease, rend, languish and 438 more...
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Two years
Okay, I admit it. I made a list of words my daughter knew when she was two years old.
bat, baba, a, abalone, about, acorn, adrienne, after, again, airplane, alison, all and 694 more...
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Basic English Vocabulary
Very basic words for ESL students.
contemplate, container, consumer, consultant, consensus, conscious, conscience, connection, confusion, confront, conflict, confident and 4334 more...
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Reading Reading
Words from the works of Peter Reading - at least one from each (except the Schwitters-esque erosions, cut-ups etc).
overbright, pimpled, muskiness, effuse, stoup, maul, unlevel, viscid, perfidious, glibly, aloes, drouth and 449 more...
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loinfruit's Words
buddy, hungry, hug, want, you, i, mommy, school, ballet, sign, sign language, language and 170 more...
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The Jumblies
They went to sea in a Sieve, they did,
In a Sieve they went to sea:
In spite of all their friends could say,
On a winter's morn, on a stormy day,
In a Sieve they went to...sieve, winter, morn, stormy, round, drowned, cried, aloud, button, fig, sea, far and 113 more...
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beautiful words
quench, metropolitan, dollop, cucumber, aesthetic, superfluous, gastronomy, nymph, obsequious, serendipity, champagne, gossamer and 125 more...
Tweets
Looking for tweets for if.

vanishedone Warning in turn: "Considered Harmful" Essays Considered Harmful. Oct 16, 2008
seanahan Great minds think alike, eh? Oct 16, 2008
seanahan GOTO CONSIDERED HARMFUL Oct 15, 2008
john Careful whichbe! Go To Statement Considered Harmful. Oct 14, 2008
whichbe THEN GOTO 100. Oct 14, 2008
bilby Usage on gunpowder. Oct 14, 2008
mialuthien The Latvian equivalent for the "if" statement is ja tantei būtu riteņi, tante būtu tramvajs, or "if your auntie had wheels, she'd be a streetcar". That's a very, very old expression, and it is still in use today. Jul 22, 2008
bestiary "balls!" said the queen: "if i had two, i'd be king." Jul 22, 2008
plethora Or, contrastingly, if your auntie had balls, she'd be your uncle. Jul 22, 2008
johnmperry UK response to statement starting If..
"If my uncle had tits he'd be my auntie." Jul 22, 2008
yarb Oh dear. Tonight I was that close – that close to being infamous. I don't want to be infamous. I want to be... f'mous. Famous. Like the Rudyard Kipling poem, 'If'. You know that? 'If' you do X, Y and Z, Bob's your uncle.
- I'm Alan Partridge, episode 4, BBC TV. Jul 1, 2008
yarb ...if it's 6 o'clock
you can hear the News;
if you can hear the News
you have ears. Therefore
if it's 6 you've ears...
- Peter Reading, 5x5x5x5x5, 1983 Jul 1, 2008
sonofgroucho If by Rudyard Kipling
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or, being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;
If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with wornout tools;
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on";
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch;
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run -
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man my son. Dec 10, 2006