moose

Prolagus Ἄνδ�?α μοι ἔννεπε, Moose... Feb 20, 2009

yarb Looks like this moose has managed to supplant Jean Dimmock at the top of the most-commented list. Well done, moose! Oct 9, 2008

reesetee The Bippo! Thanks for that, skip! You know, though, I had no idea that elk also had clock hands sprouting from their heads. Learn something new every day.

Rolig, thanks for the poem fragment--Bishop is a favorite of mine too. :-) Oct 9, 2008

skipvia Apocryphal is a pretty decent word to describe moose, John, since they look as if they were put together from random ungulate parts with no overall design in mind. But when you see one maneuver in deep snow, they begin to make sense.

I can't believe you lived in Maine and never saw one. The trails around Katahdin are crowded with them. Oct 9, 2008

skipvia This just wouldn't look right with a moose in place of the elk, Pro.

Actually, it looks kind of creepy with the elk, too. Oct 9, 2008

asativum What self-respecting moose would go to Moosehead Lake? Kind of creepy if you're of the moosine persuasion, I would think. Oct 9, 2008

john I lived in Maine for over a decade all told, and I never saw a moose, not once. And I spent a *lot* of time outdoors—frequently at Moosehead Lake. People were constantly telling me, "oh, you just missed this giant moose!" It was galling.

So now you too, eh Skipvia? Even WeirdNet is in on it. You can only fool me for so long about these "moose." Moose are apocryphal. Oct 9, 2008

Prolagus CRAP! I just realized I've been calling elk (British name) this animal for six months, here in America*, and people did not understand me because they thought I was talking about wapitis... that are also known as elks in the US. Oops.

(*I'm involved in a project that deals with them.) Oct 9, 2008

Prolagus It's AWESOME. Oct 9, 2008

skipvia Hey. I know a moose poem, too.

Moose Goosers

How about them Moose goosers, Ain't they recluse?
Up in them boondocks, goosin' them moose.
Goosin' them huge moose, goosin' them tiny,
Goosin them medlin' moose in they hinny!
Look at them Moose goosers, Ain't they dumb?
Some use an umbrella, some use they thumb.
Them obtuse Moose goosers, sneakin' through the woods,
pokin' they snoozey moose in they goods,
How to be a Moose gooser? It'll turn you puce;
Get your gooser loose, and rouse a drowsy moose!

-Mason Williams, The Mason Williams Reading Matter Oct 9, 2008

yarb That poem's a favourite of mine too, rolig. Oct 8, 2008

rolig My apologies for interrupting the conversation, but I can't restrain myself from citing part of one of my favorite poems from one of my favorite poets. The poem is fairly long and I encourage everyone to read the whole thing. The poet describes – amazingly and beautifully – a long bus trip at night through New Brunswick. About four fifths of the way through the poem, the bus makes an unexpected stop:

.........................

Now, it's all right now
even to fall asleep
just as on all those nights.
– Suddenly the bus driver
stops with a jolt,
turns off the lights.

A moose has come out of
the impenetrable wood
and stands there, looms, rather,
in the middle of the road.
It approaches; it sniffs at
the bus's hot hood.

Towering, antlerless,
high as a church,
homely as a house
(or, safe as houses).
A man's voice assures us
"Perfectly harmless. . . ."

Some of the passengers
exclaim in whispers,
childishly, softly,
"Sure are big creatures."
"It's awfully plain."
"Look! It's a she!"

Taking her time,
she looks the bus over,
grand, otherworldly.
Why, why do we feel
(we all feel) this sweet
sensation of joy?

"Curious creatures,"
says our quiet driver,
rolling his r's.
"Look at that, would you."
Then he shifts gears.
For a moment longer,

by craning backward,
the moose can be seen
on the moonlit macadam;
then there's a dim
smell of moose, an acrid
smell of gasoline.

– the last part of "The Moose," by Elizabeth Bishop Oct 8, 2008

reesetee I say the O. I think it's a law here. Oct 8, 2008

dontcry I say O-possum. Then I giggle. Oct 8, 2008

chained_bear I say "possum," skip, and furthermore I recall reading something somewhere at some point saying that it's the general pronunciation to omit the "o." (Not that that detailed and really thoughtful statement is of any use whatsoever.) Oct 8, 2008

yarb I do; well, I say "uh-poss'm". Oct 8, 2008

skipvia Not to change to subject, but does anyone actually pronounce the "o" in opossum? Oct 8, 2008

dontcry I think I have an otter recipe in my fabulous US Regional Cookbook. Let's see.... Nope. That's opossum. Sorry. Oct 8, 2008

chained_bear Ooh, gosh, that is scary. I missed the part about it being IN the swimming hole so I was imagining a terrestrial attack. Thanks for your patient explanation... Oct 8, 2008

trivet The otters were going one way and she was going the other. By the time she realized she had interrupted the otter swimming lessons and turned around, it was too late. The mother otter saw a giant pink thing heading for her babies and attacked. The otter backed off and took her family to an elsewhere once my friend got out of the way. People helped her out of the river and got her to the hospital for stitches and a rabies shot. She's got a scar on her shoulder and a story to tell. I don't know what happened to the otters. My classmate's father vowed vengeance, but I never heard if he was successful. I hope the otters just moved upstream and continued their otter business.

Otters are some of my favorite animals, but I keep my distance, no matter how cuddly Gavin Maxwell makes them seem. Oct 8, 2008

chained_bear Oh no, skipvia, I would never face down a moose. (Especially not, you know... *jingles chains*) I'm generally kindly in my dun-brown gown of fur and my tiara.

Otters tend to flee at my approach though. I don't know if it's the smell, or... *shrugs*
Trivet... what happened, exactly? Oct 8, 2008

bilby She otter been more careful, triv. Oct 8, 2008

reesetee *wishes moose would wander the yard here in PA*

Skip, didn't you also mention here on Wordie a moose crossing your driveway? Wait...ah, yes. It was at ungulate. Oct 8, 2008

trivet A classmate of mine in high school accidentally got between a mother otter and her babies at the swimming hole. There were many stitches. Oct 8, 2008

skipvia No moose worth her dewlap would try and face you down, c_b. :-) Oct 8, 2008

chained_bear Well, if I'd known her calf was there, I would certainly have avoided the place. Oct 8, 2008

skipvia I should mention, lest you think that moose are weenies, that I have seen a cow moose back a brown bear about 200 yards up a ravine to protect her calf. Oct 8, 2008

skipvia That cat was fearless. Utterly fearless. But not very bright. Oct 8, 2008

trivet Skipvia, your cat is pretty much awesome.

*Looks wistfully out the window for a moose* Oct 8, 2008

skipvia If they don't come and check out our garden at least weekly, we worry about them. I just happened to have my camera out when these dropped by. (They were eating the remains of the garden that we pulled up last week when it snowed a bit.)

Our cat once chased two moose from our back yard. Oct 8, 2008

chained_bear *marvels*
Do you have this experience often, skipvia? (Having moose outside your window, I mean.) Oct 7, 2008

skipvia Her brother was nearby but wasn't cooperating with me. Oct 7, 2008

chained_bear AWWWW!! Good pic! Oct 7, 2008

skipvia This young lady is outside my window right now. Oct 7, 2008